A gentleman's discussion about porn stars in real life.

[brooklyn brawler]

I am a porn connoisseur, and I love jacking off.

I used to help wait at my relative's restaurant for free, mainly because it was beside the local gentleman's club. I'd sit with the girls and talk to them. If you ever get annoyed with your girlfriend, go have a conversation with a stripper.


Porn stars in real life is the shit.


Hearing about Kara Mynor's life in real life is mind blowing. It's like the girlfriend from hell.


Lexington Steele is an educated and very religious man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexington_Steele



I'm watching this Sasha Grey interview on Tyra Banks, and it's like the worst of both sides butting heads. It's amazing. To be honest, I'm actually on her side strictly based on the methods of persuasion in argument.











I've had the chance to work in porn (post-production), but I could never do it. I mean, I would love to, but there's that asshole like Tyra would ruin it for me.



Anyone have any real life porn industry stories?

[brooklyn brawler]

I hope Andi San Dimas posts here again. TWITCH ACTIVATE HER ACCOUNT!!!

[sebastian toombs]

funny you mention sasha gray...    last week i was going to resurrect the 'favourite porn stars' thread to comment on her.

http://video.xnxx.com/?k=sasha+gray

http://video.xnxx.com/video13511/Sasha_Gray_%28Shallows_Cumfart_AnaL%29

[MexicanSpaniard]

damn I'm at work but would like to see this woman "cum fart anal"

[MFS]

i fuckin hate tyra banks, shes worse than oprah. if thats even possible.

[brooklyn brawler]

It's funny to see Tyra try to belittle her 31 year old boyfriend.


If I was 31 dating an 18 year old cum guzzling porn star, I would stand up for every last piece of dignity on televised Earth to reason out how normal my situation.

Could you imagine the drama that dude has to deal with?

I mean, when you and the wife get into an argument over who cleaned out the cat litter, the argument settles with cuddling. This dude fights over why she got gonorrhea and their argument ends in jizzing in her ass and making her eat it and then cleaning the toilet with her mouth.

[Mackattack]

http://video.xnxx.com/video13511/Sasha_Gray_%28Shallows_Cumfart_AnaL%29

I would like to sit down with Tyra and watch this one

[rocklobster]

watching that just made me hate tyra banks even more....  she tries to make sasha seem like she was an immature girl who didnt know what she was getting into, when she did, and it just made tyra seem ignorant....  sasha made a personal choice to be in the industry, no one held a gun to her head and had her sign a contract to be in the porn industry, and if people cant respect peoples choices, then i have nothing to day anymore....

and whats up with bashing her boyfriend?  must be tough being the boyfriend of a pornstar and all he got was lip from her about how it was wrong for an older person to date her...

is 18 too young?  dave chappelle answered that question in his stand up routines (look up youtube)....  15 year old boy who accidently kills his neighbour while they were practicing wrestling moves get life imprisonment, but an 18 year old girl signing a professional contract too young??

fuck tyra banks and her "progessive feminism"....

[gangsta fred]

The B-52s suck dick.

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

I am a porn connoisseur, and I love jacking off.

QOTY

[brooklyn brawler]

I'm printing this thread out to show my wife that there was nothing wrong about last month when she came home from work early, and walked into a room full of lit candles, and me jacking off with lube.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Having lit candles is wrong.

[yeah dude!]

Having lit candles is wrong.

...unless you're Brawler and you're jacking off

[brooklyn brawler]

Not having lit candles for jacking off, is like a burrito without hot sauce.

[sebastian toombs]

mmm. yam burrito.

[donnie_murdo]

Tyra was a "model" wasn't she - so basically she was a coke up hooker with expensive dresses.....

Sasha well at least she's got a game plan - then there's the fat minger who's litterally got nothing man, so, so, so shit

I really hate show's like this just such pish

[brooklyn brawler]

Models are just glorified strippers. Porn stars get all my respect.

[rocklobster]

funny you mention sasha gray...    last week i was going to resurrect the 'favourite porn stars' thread to comment on her.

http://video.xnxx.com/?k=sasha+gray

http://video.xnxx.com/video13511/Sasha_Gray_%28Shallows_Cumfart_AnaL%29

yummy... i knew there was a reason i was on slap boards....

[Beautifull]

Tyra is just mad cause she's fat now.  I hate her style of interviewing.  So judgmental for no reason.  Just appealing to the lowest common denominator.  That bitch sasha is crazy though.  Probably would scare the shit out of me.  But to each his own.....

[rocklobster]

sasha grey just went from pornstar being persecuted and dissected on tyras talk to show to my favourite new porn star....

[tag_king]

mmm. yam burrito.

BFB won best lunch in eye, but lost best burrito to those smug fuckers at burrito boyz

[marty.]

That Sasha Grey interview made me feel like I'm wasting my life.
I'm the same age as her, and what have I ever done?

[wake and bacon]

wetigers, it's okay, there is still plenty of time for you to get into the double penetration subsidiary of the porn industry. your life is not wasted.

[Choad Muskrat]

i dunno how her boyfriend can be cool with that, or other pornstars boyfriends be cool with it, it makes no sense to me

that interview was painful to watch

The real question is: How did Tyra, that gay doctor and fat blonde douche all get on TV together to conduct this interview? Sash was trying to have a serious conversation about it, they were just being bitches.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

Sasha knows she's raking in new customers with the TV exposure.  She'll take all ofe Tyra's judgemental rhetoric, god knows she's heard much much worse. 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Sasha knows she's raking in new customers with the TV exposure.  She'll take all ofe Tyra's judgemental rhetoric, god knows she's heard much much worse. 

Probably. I know when I see a porn star wearing clothes and talking about normal stuff that all I want to do is jerk off to her taking a load in the face.
Anybody see "Celebrity rehab?" Kinda weird, I want to look at Marey Carey doing terrible stuff after watching, but there is some level of guilt or something. Whats up with them being all pissed about the Baldwin dude getting horny over her either?
'

[E.l.G]

Tyra Banks is dumb as fuck.

[brooklyn brawler]

Imagine doing groceries with Sasha as her tag-along boyfriend?


Sasha - "We've having pasta Friday. Get the ingredients"

You - "I don't like pasta."



*stares sexy and stern at you*



"What kind of noodles should I get?"

[Mooley]

I couldn't get past that introductory America's Most Wanted type video. Making her into some villain because she chose to take a cheque home after a day of dicking. Tyra is so goddamned annoying, I don't see how you can pretend models are any higher morally.

[brooklyn brawler]

Models never finish their food on their plates.

At least if I took Sasha out on a date, she's finish her combo 3.