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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26910 on: March 29, 2022, 10:10:21 AM »
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My neighbor is a musician and asked me if I would listen to his album hes been working on. He played me the first track last summer and I really had to lie to him about it being good because it's a really stupid song and he totally thinks it's awesome. The song is called "the shit show" and it's supposed to be like a reflection of the times. It sucks and the album only gets worse from there. There's one joint that he described as "similar to ok computer by radiohead" which has this like robot voice that keeps coming back in with instructions for returning to like and "organic form" of life, but at the end theres a sneaky little "sent from my iphone" line. Totally a "I'm in my 50s and I don't like technology" jam. There's a balled that I'm pretty sure is for his wife. I don't even want to finish the rest. If I could show you guys the fucking cover of this thing...

What the hell do I tell this guy? His album sucks, but at least he made something. He's a good musician and wrote, played, and recorded everything himself. He's far more skilled than I'll ever be and I can tell he's put a bunch of effort into these songs, but I don't like them and I don't ever want to hear them again.
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Hahahaha, I want to hear this! I would do the whole "I can see how other people would like it, but I don't feel like I'm the target audience" song and dance. But really, it's probably best to just lie and say it's good to keep the peace.
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Well, he put this online himself, so have at it! Welcome to the shit show! https://open.spotify.com/track/36t33J7RQi5y7N2ASOI0yy?si=587b6398db924b29
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Dude seriously needs someone to mix and master his shit. A generic song you can even bear it, but a generic song with bad mixing is just pain.
Some people are just not cut out for creative pursuits. even down to the album art. Yeesh. a black and white selfie of a 50 year old with a cocked eyebrow? who's into that?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26911 on: March 29, 2022, 11:54:55 AM »


https://youtu.be/_NZ_AGnNSIc

I miss my lil buddy so much.

Plz stop killing each other
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26912 on: March 29, 2022, 01:14:24 PM »
https://youtu.be/_NZ_AGnNSIc
I miss my lil buddy so much.
man first 15s sounds so good

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26913 on: March 31, 2022, 03:20:06 AM »

no clue if this was intentional, but got a chuckle out of it either way.
(note how it's called the Very Big Emu Egg Deck)
I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26914 on: March 31, 2022, 10:07:46 AM »
Left the the supermarket last night and there was a Chevy Monte Carlo with a full nascar decal job, matching ground effect/interior lighting, and of course the stereo was blaring Hank jr. 

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26915 on: April 01, 2022, 08:44:09 PM »




I usually don’t watch live stuff but this was funny. Worlds smallest tattoo. Has to have manny towel him down.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26916 on: April 05, 2022, 06:03:58 PM »
I wish Fubar 1 & 2 were streaming….

https://youtu.be/XARhrIRF85A

Shit Fubar 2 is up on YT
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26917 on: April 05, 2022, 10:41:00 PM »
Been trying to figure out what exactly doesn't work for me about all new comedy movies and shows. It might be everything seems so sterile now both writing but also hd. Everything is too clear which somehow makes things look cheaper/worse. I never laugh at any new animated shows either but early Futurama and Simpsons still work.
Anyway father Ted is fucking all time (Even with the laugh track). Dermot Morgan's death was a tragedy.
https://youtu.be/QcBTTL9_bgI

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26918 on: April 09, 2022, 12:46:27 PM »
Nicholas Cage: "I once went to an Italian restaurant in San Francisco about 25 years ago with Charlie Sheen because they had square tube pasta and he was very interesting in trying square tube pasta and we did and we loved it so much we went back the next day to try it again"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26919 on: April 14, 2022, 11:48:27 PM »
Awkward 80s fuddy duddy-nes. Line at the end calls skateboarding a fad that will just go away
https://youtu.be/bBmOnB4yM54

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26920 on: April 19, 2022, 09:40:27 AM »
A kid called another kid (obvious homies) "a human pressure flip" at the park.

Don't know why that made me laugh.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26921 on: April 19, 2022, 10:54:20 AM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26922 on: April 19, 2022, 05:33:53 PM »
been binging matt mccusker lately .. dude kills me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAQ2AWnSFe4
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26923 on: April 20, 2022, 10:05:21 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26924 on: April 25, 2022, 12:19:45 PM »
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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The exact geographical location of skateboarding's core is directly under the DC logo at the Rob Dyrdek Plaza in Kettering Ohio.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26926 on: April 28, 2022, 09:44:19 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26927 on: April 29, 2022, 11:21:43 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26928 on: May 02, 2022, 09:12:22 PM »
For preface, this respectable attractive woman was telling me a grand story over a phone call about stealing groceries. It was an awesome story. Build up, drama, cops; the works. It got cut short due to me boarding a plane. Thus and wait for it:
ian too busy taking pictures of naked white girls to ever release a part two

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26929 on: May 03, 2022, 11:14:33 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26931 on: May 04, 2022, 01:13:39 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26932 on: May 05, 2022, 04:12:30 PM »
Frog humor is the best

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26934 on: May 13, 2022, 05:40:01 AM »
looking through old posts and saw this

i dont even know which pals foot were looking at here but i remember this made its way around some threads haha
You got questions? Ask me like a fucking man. You know my Insta.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26935 on: May 14, 2022, 02:06:45 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26937 on: May 16, 2022, 11:47:54 AM »
Rubbernecked at an accident on the way home and almost pissed myself laughing. The 5'2 racist as fuck Trump worshipping weasel I work with rear-ended a car full of young black men and was now standing on the sidewalk meekly speaking to one of them. The look of utter fear on his face made my day.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26938 on: May 16, 2022, 12:07:22 PM »
I watch Petey videos when I need a pick me up

http://www.instagram.com/p/CYRwGJaI7UA/


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #26939 on: May 16, 2022, 04:08:52 PM »
The exact geographical location of skateboarding's core is directly under the DC logo at the Rob Dyrdek Plaza in Kettering Ohio.