Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3920824 times)

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #25410 on:** September 30, 2019, 04:47:16 AM »

I went to see Eric Andre live in Chicago last night, DJ Douggpund and Hannibal Buress both did surprise sets. It was the first comedy show I bothered attending and it was fucking worth it!

Trickflip · « **Reply #25411 on:** September 30, 2019, 10:43:33 AM »

One of my favorite Instagram accounts

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25412 on:** September 30, 2019, 04:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Hmmmm Nice Bike on September 30, 2019, 04:47:16 AM

I went to see Eric Andre live in Chicago last night, DJ Douggpund and Hannibal Buress both did surprise sets. It was the first comedy show I bothered attending and it was fucking worth it!

That would have been one worth seeing for sure especially with the Hannibal appearance

VHS ERA · « **Reply #25413 on:** October 01, 2019, 05:50:35 AM »

os89 · « **Reply #25414 on:** October 01, 2019, 05:53:03 AM »

haha what the fuck.

Dr-Feelgood · « **Reply #25415 on:** October 01, 2019, 10:41:20 PM »

Quote from: VHS ERA on October 01, 2019, 05:50:35 AM

hahah so nuts, i wanna see the front angle

DanTheDoucher · « **Reply #25416 on:** October 03, 2019, 07:36:43 AM »

This is a 100% true story that happened this morning.

I was walking down the sidewalk into work this morning.

All of a sudden this guy comes running around the corner, and he yells "there are squirrels chasing me!", and he keeps running.

There are a lot of weird people in the city and I hear a lot of weird stuff, so I didn't think anything of it.

Sure as shit, about 4 seconds later, 2 fucking squirrels run around the corner and are chasing this guy. The squirrels run right past me and about 10 other people who were walking down the sidewalk. They are just focused on chasing this guy. He was clearly terrified and just kept on running. The squirrels chased him until all 3 of them were completely out of my view. They may still be chasing him now for all I know.

I about died.

Audrey II · « **Reply #25417 on:** October 04, 2019, 11:12:39 AM »

Matched with some anime nerd girl on tinder and noticed she has photos of a tiny headed bear in ladies clothing. I think I found compliments future wifuu

Dr-Feelgood · « **Reply #25418 on:** October 04, 2019, 10:13:25 PM »

Quote from: DanTheDoucher on October 03, 2019, 07:36:43 AM

This is a 100% true story that happened this morning.

I was walking down the sidewalk into work this morning.

All of a sudden this guy comes running around the corner, and he yells "there are squirrels chasing me!", and he keeps running.

There are a lot of weird people in the city and I hear a lot of weird stuff, so I didn't think anything of it.

Sure as shit, about 4 seconds later, 2 fucking squirrels run around the corner and are chasing this guy. The squirrels run right past me and about 10 other people who were walking down the sidewalk. They are just focused on chasing this guy. He was clearly terrified and just kept on running. The squirrels chased him until all 3 of them were completely out of my view. They may still be chasing him now for all I know.

I about died.

hahaha i love this. imagine this motherfucker chasing you down the street

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #25419 on:** October 05, 2019, 07:49:30 PM »

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25420 on:** October 06, 2019, 12:16:14 AM »

I played that twice waiting to hear something and was left disappointed and weirded out by the stare

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #25421 on:** October 07, 2019, 05:31:46 AM »

Quote from: WastedHippy on October 06, 2019, 12:16:14 AM

I played that twice waiting to hear something and was left disappointed and weirded out by the stare

VHS ERA · « **Reply #25422 on:** October 08, 2019, 08:18:14 AM »

os89 · « **Reply #25423 on:** October 09, 2019, 08:43:38 AM »

Somehow I find myself watching Anchorman 2 today, and this got me haha

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #25424 on:** October 09, 2019, 11:53:07 AM »

Whoa, Nawrocki's got memes

DanTheDoucher · « **Reply #25425 on:** October 11, 2019, 09:23:54 AM »

Saw a meme of a girl and a guy with the following text:

"When your girl wants you to stretch her queef chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate."

NORTHBYMIDWEST · « **Reply #25426 on:** October 11, 2019, 09:46:45 AM »

Quote from: DanTheDoucher on October 11, 2019, 09:23:54 AM

Saw a meme of a girl and a guy with the following text:

"When your girl wants you to stretch her queef chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate."

This made me laugh and I didn't even see the meme.

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25427 on:** October 11, 2019, 01:51:16 PM »

the term ham candle was what got me hahaha

DanTheDoucher · « **Reply #25428 on:** October 11, 2019, 01:59:02 PM »

Quote from: SKATELYNJENNER on October 11, 2019, 09:46:45 AM

Quote from: DanTheDoucher on October 11, 2019, 09:23:54 AM
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Saw a meme of a girl and a guy with the following text:

"When your girl wants you to stretch her queef chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate."
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This made me laugh and I didn't even see the meme.

Found it again haha

Also just noticed that it's Leonardo Dicaprio and the Harley Quinn chick....

Dr-Feelgood · « **Reply #25429 on:** October 11, 2019, 10:48:54 PM »

Quote from: DanTheDoucher on October 11, 2019, 01:59:02 PM

Quote from: SKATELYNJENNER on October 11, 2019, 09:46:45 AM
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Quote from: DanTheDoucher on October 11, 2019, 09:23:54 AM
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Saw a meme of a girl and a guy with the following text:

"When your girl wants you to stretch her queef chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate."
[close]

This made me laugh and I didn't even see the meme.
[close]

Found it again haha

Also just noticed that it's Leonardo Dicaprio and the Harley Quinn chick....

this meme was just sent to a whatsapp group i was in haha, i laughed but cringed at the same time

os89 · « **Reply #25430 on:** October 12, 2019, 07:08:54 AM »

Watching the Post Radical "professional amateur" episode on tv right now and BOTH chadddd sinclair, and helmet head andyandyson make appearances.

Skating Around · « **Reply #25431 on:** October 13, 2019, 12:24:39 PM »

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25432 on:** October 13, 2019, 01:27:40 PM »

lol you cant go wrong with Kookslams

AssFlea · « **Reply #25433 on:** October 13, 2019, 09:09:44 PM »

Gary just responded to my comment.

Dr-Feelgood · « **Reply #25434 on:** October 13, 2019, 09:29:00 PM »

Quote from: AssFlea on October 13, 2019, 09:09:44 PM

Gary just responded to my comment.

what did he have to say?

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #25435 on:** October 14, 2019, 07:02:33 AM »

The narration

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os89 · « **Reply #25436 on:** October 14, 2019, 10:55:43 AM »

Ran into old guy at the store, he saw my board and told me all about his sick ass "invention". The Night Moves 2!

theSketchLord · « **Reply #25437 on:** October 14, 2019, 12:11:16 PM »

Rewatching all the Ricky Gervais stand up DVD's.

AssFlea · « **Reply #25438 on:** October 14, 2019, 03:07:01 PM »

Quote from: Dr-Feelgood on October 13, 2019, 09:29:00 PM

Quote from: AssFlea on October 13, 2019, 09:09:44 PM
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Gary just responded to my comment.
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what did he have to say?

he gave me a hug and made an internet porn malfunction joke

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #25439 on:** October 14, 2019, 04:20:28 PM »

Quote from: os89 on October 14, 2019, 10:55:43 AM

Ran into old guy at the store, he saw my board and told me all about his sick ass "invention". The Night Moves 2!

What happen to Night Moves 1?

Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3920824 times)

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