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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27630 on: January 03, 2026, 06:14:23 PM »





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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27631 on: January 03, 2026, 06:49:10 PM »
The last few years have been rough for an old jets fan, but for some reasons this video made me smile


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27632 on: January 04, 2026, 03:16:00 PM »
Drove behind a pickup truck today with a rear windshield decal that read “Turbostrokinnn”

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27633 on: January 05, 2026, 10:09:41 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27634 on: January 05, 2026, 12:00:43 PM »


“Everyone will think I’m a big tough manly man and stop calling me a cuck if I fight the pornoman!” I’m not actually into fighting, but these internet douchebags thinking they’re tough has been entertaining.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27635 on: January 05, 2026, 12:46:59 PM »
I feel kinda bad for laughing but oh my lord how do you slam like that on a box that’s like 6in tall


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27637 on: January 09, 2026, 12:11:56 PM »
When life gives you the opportunity to have a threesome with two transient rollerblading juggalos, you take it.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27638 on: January 12, 2026, 03:31:23 AM »
I feel kinda bad for laughing but oh my lord how do you slam like that on a box that’s like 6in tall


It does feel mean spirited but it's like he was determined to slam as hard as he could. Punishment did not fit the crime.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27639 on: January 12, 2026, 04:17:38 PM »
Short back story. First day at work since breaking my leg on Labor Day. Career concrete hand but found a cake safety job until I can walk on rebar or ladders or uneven surfaces.

Medium length story.
So I'm working with this 50 year old lady from Shi Tpa Town. She seems normal enough for being in construction and from a less fortunate part of town...

It's noon, mind you up until 10 we hadn't met (huge job/big orientation), and we've barely made any small talk up to this point.

Out of left field she asks me if ive ever smoked dmt...

Catches me so off guard I had to think about what dmt was for a second. Anxiously told the story of someone dodging a door kick in when they used to cook. Then we smoked dmt. Okay that's bogus but I've been waiting to tell this story all day. First day back and I get the biggest blindside


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27640 on: January 16, 2026, 06:33:43 PM »
I’m sure it’s a troll post but DAMN! Got a good laugh out of it.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27641 on: January 17, 2026, 11:38:22 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27642 on: January 27, 2026, 08:40:29 PM »
I needed a good laugh and this did it. The “Long Furby” IG profile in general is funny, cursed, and brilliant <3

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27643 on: January 28, 2026, 02:50:56 PM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27644 on: January 29, 2026, 08:46:47 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27645 on: January 29, 2026, 07:03:14 PM »
A crow shit on my shoulder. I know it was petty revenge because I sometimes walk down their street and feed the crows that live there, but haven’t lately. Happened in a crosswalk. They were up on a wire while I passed under, temporarily blissfully unaware.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27646 on: January 29, 2026, 10:07:16 PM »
them fucks smart.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27647 on: January 29, 2026, 10:12:27 PM »
@ToySanta dissapointing expectations can really bit one in the azz, or shit one on the shoulder as the case may be.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27648 on: January 30, 2026, 09:57:14 AM »
I asked my wife to put on that clip of Steve Berra getting absolutely blasted by that bus, and at half speed, multiple volcano bags and 3 beatboxes in, I couldn't have stopped dry heaving to save either of our lives.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27649 on: January 30, 2026, 09:16:46 PM »
A crow shit on my shoulder. I know it was petty revenge because I sometimes walk down their street and feed the crows that live there, but haven’t lately. Happened in a crosswalk. They were up on a wire while I passed under, temporarily blissfully unaware.
I would guess, crows being so intelligent, that they are telling you to step it up with the food you are feeding them. did you give them like lucky charms, or frosted mini wheats? they want that good shit. consider it a message.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27651 on: February 02, 2026, 01:07:00 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27652 on: February 07, 2026, 10:04:51 AM »
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A crow shit on my shoulder. I know it was petty revenge because I sometimes walk down their street and feed the crows that live there, but haven’t lately. Happened in a crosswalk. They were up on a wire while I passed under, temporarily blissfully unaware.
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I would guess, crows being so intelligent, that they are telling you to step it up with the food you are feeding them. did you give them like lucky charms, or frosted mini wheats? they want that good shit. consider it a message.

It started with expired popcorn (Smart Food) I found in a Little Library. Then nothing. I scored some free sunflower seeds and pecans this week, which they seem okay with. I don’t have the budget to go on at this rate! But unless I move, I’m hosed! Feels like being jumped into a gang they way they hover, maybe send a messenger to check in before they all descend. Sheesh.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27653 on: February 10, 2026, 06:55:23 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27654 on: February 17, 2026, 10:38:31 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27655 on: February 27, 2026, 01:04:22 AM »
if it wasn't for the antihero vid a bodyboarding full length would have been the best thing I watched this week. austyn skit towards the beginning. middle aged guys throwing their bodys into life threatning situations just for fun. this video has it all


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27657 on: March 02, 2026, 07:57:13 AM »

this could have gone in a few threads

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #27659 on: March 04, 2026, 01:41:37 PM »