i was working at some bartending event last night and they brought in a local comedian (Kumar, a local cross dressing male celebrity) for the event and he said some stuff that i found pretty funny:
a man's nephew asks him what the government is. the uncle replies that the government is like a family, the father is the government as he makes the rules, the mother is the people dont listen to the rules the government makes, the maid is the working class and his baby brother the future.
so one night the kids baby brother wakes him up cos hes crying and needs his diaper changed. the kid looks for his dad but the dad isant there, looks for his mom but shes fast asleep and cant wake up. so the kid looks for his maid and sees his dad screwing the maid. the kid decided to change his baby brothers diaper himself and when he takes it off its full of poop.
so the next day the kid calls his uncle up and tells him that hes finally understood what the government is about:
while the people are asleep, the government is screwing the working class... and the future is full of shit....