Things You Are Not Stoked On

[Glue Reed]

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i just found out that this person exists.

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I used to go on his instagram all the time, it sucked. He's only 19 you know

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Really? I almost feel bad for him then. I mean it's pretty normal for 19 year olds to act like total shit heads, but that dude is stuck with those horrible decisions all over his face for the rest of his life, whether or not he decides to stop being a total shit head when he gets older.

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You will love his life decision

this could go in the "stoked on" thread but here's this dude getting knocked out (video on there too):
https://www.yahoo.com/music/someone-games-crew-knocked-stitches-145924292.html

[French manicure]

Spending the weekend studying for fall final exams; weather is supposed to be gorgeous.

[brycickle]

Any of you guys in the Portland area that can pass this on, it would be appreciated.

[ChuckRamone]

this is going to sound like a really dumb thing to complain about, but I hate how when I'm out skating by myself, random people always come up and strike up conversations with me. they always say they used to skate or wanna start skating or just ramble on and on about themselves. how do you escape this situation? I don't want to talk. I don't want to meet new people. I want to skate for a while and go home. it always happens when I've just warmed up too and then they walk up to me and start blathering for like 10-15 minutes.

[scaryghoul]

this is going to sound like a really dumb thing to complain about, but I hate how when I'm out skating by myself, random people always come up and strike up conversations with me. they always say they used to skate or wanna start skating or just ramble on and on about themselves. how do you escape this situation? I don't want to talk. I don't want to meet new people. I want to skate for a while and go home. it always happens when I've just warmed up too and then they walk up to me and start blathering for like 10-15 minutes.

i always just skate away and yell something back as if i were continuing the conversation. then i try a skate move and get visibly frustrated and they leave me be

[wallieD]

my stupid hardcore christian neighbors think it's ok to make there dog live outside when it is below freezing. and it barks non stop...thinking about emailing vincent gallo to see if he can put a curse on them

[wallieD]

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this is going to sound like a really dumb thing to complain about, but I hate how when I'm out skating by myself, random people always come up and strike up conversations with me. they always say they used to skate or wanna start skating or just ramble on and on about themselves. how do you escape this situation? I don't want to talk. I don't want to meet new people. I want to skate for a while and go home. it always happens when I've just warmed up too and then they walk up to me and start blathering for like 10-15 minutes.

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i always just skate away and yell something back as if i were continuing the conversation. then i try a skate move and get visibly frustrated and they leave me be

pretend you're deaf ,and bullshit some sign language. slim chance they will know how to sign..it has worked for me lol. bonus points if you're using an ipod at the time

[ChuckRamone]

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this is going to sound like a really dumb thing to complain about, but I hate how when I'm out skating by myself, random people always come up and strike up conversations with me. they always say they used to skate or wanna start skating or just ramble on and on about themselves. how do you escape this situation? I don't want to talk. I don't want to meet new people. I want to skate for a while and go home. it always happens when I've just warmed up too and then they walk up to me and start blathering for like 10-15 minutes.

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i always just skate away and yell something back as if i were continuing the conversation. then i try a skate move and get visibly frustrated and they leave me be

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pretend you're deaf ,and bullshit some sign language. slim chance they will know how to sign..it has worked for me lol. bonus points if you're using an ipod at the time

those are good suggestions. I'm gonna try the getting angry at my skateboard thing and maybe skating with headphones on.

[Silky Johnson]

my stupid hardcore christian neighbors think it's ok to make there dog live outside when it is below freezing. and it barks non stop...thinking about emailing vincent gallo to see if he can put a curse on them

Hit up the humane society

[French manicure]

my stupid hardcore christian neighbors think it's ok to make there dog live outside when it is below freezing. and it barks non stop...thinking about emailing vincent gallo to see if he can put a curse on them

thats messed up

[ChuckRamone]

why is it even socially acceptable to approach someone skating and start yapping and asking to try their board and stuff? do you ever see someone practicing tennis and ask them to try out their racquet because you played tennis in the past? or do you see a softball game going on and get the compulsion to fucking ramrod your way into their game because you were once in little league? this shit has to stop. people of the world: do not walk up to skaters and start fucking yammering away about your past exploits in the land of skateboarding and trying to show off your shitty kickflips. please, just stop.

[wallieD]

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my stupid hardcore christian neighbors think it's ok to make there dog live outside when it is below freezing. and it barks non stop...thinking about emailing vincent gallo to see if he can put a curse on them

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thats messed up

yeah, i'm glad it isn't out today. i was going to leave a note on their car , but the closer neighbors probably already complained

[Bobby Peru]

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my stupid hardcore christian neighbors think it's ok to make there dog live outside when it is below freezing. and it barks non stop...thinking about emailing vincent gallo to see if he can put a curse on them

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Hit up the humane society

I have a friend who didn't like her neighbor so she kidnapped the pet cat and found it a new home via the humane society.

[tobey]

Youtube ads are in spanish, I know who im voting for

Trump2016

[JB]

my cat keeps peeing on my bed and i cant figure out why.

[slappies]

my cat keeps peeing on my bed and i cant figure out why.

I used to have the same problem. Try buying some of that cat deodorizer spray and really soak the mattress with it. It stinks but it's better than piss, the only problem is if it's soaked into the mattress you may be better off just buying a whole new one. The cat will smell it and keep doing it, even if you can't smell it. Once a cat pisses on something I find more often than not it's basically a lost cause, unfortunately.

[JB]

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my cat keeps peeing on my bed and i cant figure out why.

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I used to have the same problem. Try buying some of that cat deodorizer spray and really soak the mattress with it. It stinks but it's better than piss, the only problem is if it's soaked into the mattress you may be better off just buying a whole new one. The cat will smell it and keep doing it, even if you can't smell it. Once a cat pisses on something I find more often than not it's basically a lost cause, unfortunately.

ive been to the laundromat three times in the past week and im really tired of going there to clean the comforter. i bought that spray stuff you mentioned and we sprayed the mattress, all the sheets and the comforter with it and the cat jumped up there and was totally shook by the new smell. she was fine for a few days then i woke up this morning to her peeing right on top of me. i think it might have been because we cleaned her litter box out yesterday and wiped it down with clorox wipes. that wouldve taken away her scent from the box, and i guess cats need to smell their own scent to feel secure. my theory is that she got pissed that we took her scent off of her place, and also that we keep removing her scent from out place, so she retaliated and went to our place and put her scent back on that.

this is how i feel after writing that last bit.

[shark tits]

piss on the cat and see how it likes it. fly the free-dumb airlines w/ pisscat.

[Tracer]

why is it even socially acceptable to approach someone skating and start yapping and asking to try their board and stuff? do you ever see someone practicing tennis and ask them to try out their racquet because you played tennis in the past? or do you see a softball game going on and get the compulsion to fucking ramrod your way into their game because you were once in little league? this shit has to stop. people of the world: do not walk up to skaters and start fucking yammering away about your past exploits in the land of skateboarding and trying to show off your shitty kickflips. please, just stop.

The phrase "do I look like an information booth" works well.

I ordered this coffee for Xmas gifts and its 5 months expired. Fuckers!

[EXTRA SPICY]

I collapsed last night from a panic attack and my shoulder is tweaked. I slept in my truck last night and had to take a final feeling butcher shop raw this morning at 0730. I've got one more major essay to submit Wednesday morning accompanied by a test at the same 0730 block. I was really looking forward to shredding more soon at the end of the semester but housing is looking like it is going to take priority over the next few weeks. I have this theory that when life gets really good for a while it backs up the shit drain, breaking loose at the worst possible time. Or maybe it is just my perception of being pampered with the ease of life when a fuck up noticeable enough to disrupt it slightly happens I put more emphasis on it that need be.

Thus, this thread.

[KoRnholio8]

as a part of our Christmas bonus, our workplace rented out a screening of star wars on dec 17th and I already have prior arrangements for that exact hour

[ice nine]

^kinda similar, i have staff party the same night as ive bought tickets to star wars

[pencil]

^kinda similar, i have staff party the same night as ive bought tickets to star wars

so it goes 

[posguy]

Any of you guys in the Portland area that can pass this on, it would be appreciated.

Posted on my facebook, any luck?

[brycickle]

I haven't heard anything from any of my friends out there.

[hufs calve muscles]

I collapsed last night from a panic attack and my shoulder is tweaked. I slept in my truck last night and had to take a final feeling butcher shop raw this morning at 0730. I've got one more major essay to submit Wednesday morning accompanied by a test at the same 0730 block. I was really looking forward to shredding more soon at the end of the semester but housing is looking like it is going to take priority over the next few weeks. I have this theory that when life gets really good for a while it backs up the shit drain, breaking loose at the worst possible time. Or maybe it is just my perception of being pampered with the ease of life when a fuck up noticeable enough to disrupt it slightly happens I put more emphasis on it that need be.

Thus, this thread.

Man that's a serious panic attack! Damn. Be well homie.

[layzieyez]

I bit into a pebble hidden in my raisin bran and chipped my tooth.

[Filip]

I have an insane amount of work at my job during christmas, and this year is probably a hundred times worse than last year.

[the snake]

I bit into a pebble hidden in my raisin bran and chipped my tooth.

fucking peebles, they are evil incarnated on earth !

[ChuckRamone]

The two people who sit near me at work that are constantly talking. One is overdramatic and the other mumbles incoherently. STFU!