Things You Are Not Stoked On

[iKobrakai]

My roommate never cleaned anything since he moved in. There's always shaved pubes on the toilet seats and I often hear him fucking guys. He owes me for electricity bills since January. I had to use sanitizing wipes, instead of showering, because he was in the bathroom for over an hour.

I'm super neurotic about these kind of things. Would have killed the faggot (no homo).

[7 year old]

im not even smart but it's fucking torture trying to communicate with an idiot.
they...just...can't...think. it's fucking incredible.

been too sick to leave the house for 5 days now

[ADOLF SHITLER]

how do u guys put up with a cat that pisses all over everything and doesnt even care?

[tobey]

how do u guys put up with a cat that pisses all over everything and doesnt even care?

We do it for the love our cats show us. You know the love they show by scratching all the furniture, dig their claws deep in to you while cuddling, steal your food, and shit in a sand box thats set up in your room. No human can ever give me love like that

[glutton.]

After getting drunk at my neighbor's house, I stopped at my other neighbor's to see what's up, on the way home. When I got there, a cop told me to sit on the couch. They searched the place because it apparently smelled like bud from across the street. They bullshitted because one of the cops was talking about an anonymous tip from an informant. I'm assuming my neighbors probably just opened the door and fucked themselves over. Two of my neighbors got handcuffed for psychedelics and weed-related shit. The worst part was when I heard one of them talk to a cop in the kitchen. He was considering snitching but didn't after he found out that it wouldn't prevent him from being arrested. Their bonds are $250 each but I don't know how I feel about it. Some inmates have higher bonds with less serious charges. I understand that it might be low because they got arrested for the first time...still seems sketch.

[Jordick]

bummed coconut lotion focused. I liked that guy

[ADOLF SHITLER]

After getting drunk at my neighbor's house, I stopped at my other neighbor's to see what's up, on the way home. When I got there, a cop told me to sit on the couch. They searched the place because it apparently smelled like bud from across the street. They bullshitted because one of the cops was talking about an anonymous tip from an informant. I'm assuming my neighbors probably just opened the door and fucked themselves over. Two of my neighbors got handcuffed for psychedelics and weed-related shit. The worst part was when I heard one of them talk to a cop in the kitchen. He was considering snitching but didn't after he found out that it wouldn't prevent him from being arrested. Their bonds are $250 each but I don't know how I feel about it. Some inmates have higher bonds with less serious charges. I understand that it might be low because they got arrested for the first time...still seems sketch.

u gotta take them out the game bruh

[pencil]

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After getting drunk at my neighbor's house, I stopped at my other neighbor's to see what's up, on the way home. When I got there, a cop told me to sit on the couch. They searched the place because it apparently smelled like bud from across the street. They bullshitted because one of the cops was talking about an anonymous tip from an informant. I'm assuming my neighbors probably just opened the door and fucked themselves over. Two of my neighbors got handcuffed for psychedelics and weed-related shit. The worst part was when I heard one of them talk to a cop in the kitchen. He was considering snitching but didn't after he found out that it wouldn't prevent him from being arrested. Their bonds are $250 each but I don't know how I feel about it. Some inmates have higher bonds with less serious charges. I understand that it might be low because they got arrested for the first time...still seems sketch.

[close]

u gotta take them out the game bruh

where is your sig from? googling "purple money stack shirt white kid music video" doesnt yield valid results

[ADOLF SHITLER]

[wallieD]

skaters dressing like amy poehler in mean girls

[tobey]

skaters dressing like amy poehler in mean girls

Think you meant to post that in "Things you are stoked on"

Anyway my date got cancelled tonight because its fucking snowing in April, thanks Al Gore you asshole

[JB]

skaters dressing like amy poehler in mean girls

Don't philly skaters wear pink on wesnesday?

[Nanda Zinger]

Cirrhosis of the liver n a warrant. Found out each in a few days. Went to a rehab so I couldn't pay the courts. Got out n relapsed like fuck. Feeling your body die is a really weird feeling. I'm only 29 and am gonna die its so wack. I just have to lay down. Can't complain to anyone cuz I did this to myself. It's so painful, yakking hella blood sucks. Kinda hope death comes sooner than later because it's painful as fuck.

[shark tits]

Cirrhosis of the liver n a warrant. Both in a few days. Went to a rehab so I couldn't pay the courts. Got out n relapsed like fuck.

hey i just seen your messages from a few months back. are you still in tempe at that address? i'm slacking all over the place.
hope you get better, cirrhosis is serious, might need a transplant. i'm trying to keep a yr documented on the clinic so they'll even think about approving me for harvoni [they-insurance] and get rid of my Hep C before it turns into cirrhosis or whatever. shit's a hundred grand though, i don't know what makes me important enough to qualify for it so we'll see.
but yeah, try not to drink unless you're suicidal and even then, i hear it's a painful way. i liked that palo verde on the phoenix/tempe line, i met an asian truck driver named adam, took me from flag back to phoenix and that was his local punker/skater bar.
good luck, Nanda zipzinger

[Nanda Zinger]

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Cirrhosis of the liver n a warrant. Both in a few days. Went to a rehab so I couldn't pay the courts. Got out n relapsed like fuck.

[close]

hey i just seen your messages from a few months back. are you still in tempe at that address? i'm slacking all over the place.
hope you get better, cirrhosis is serious, might need a transplant. i'm trying to keep a yr documented on the clinic so they'll even think about approving me for harvoni [they-insurance] and get rid of my Hep C before it turns into cirrhosis or whatever. shit's a hundred grand though, i don't know what makes me important enough to qualify for it so we'll see.
but yeah, try not to drink unless you're suicidal and even then, i hear it's a painful way. i liked that palo verde on the phoenix/tempe line, i met an asian truck driver named adam, took me from flag back to phoenix and that was his local punker/skater bar.
good luck, Nanda zipzinger

I'm at a halfway house n I don't know the address. Palo Verde is the illest place in the world! I stay right by there normally. Grimy n rad place. My main bar. I know Phoenix can be trife but the benefits are good. I didn't pay a dime for detox, rehab, the hospital, my meds etc. And yeah it's super beyond painful. All there's to do is drink. Can't face Hosp cuz of the warrant and don't wanna get hemmed up feeling like this.

[Silky Johnson]

Had a pretty awkward sidewalk experience about 30 mins ago. I was walking up my street when I saw a lady with a small child and a dog, they were at a dead stop in the middle of the sidewalk as the dog pissed into a yard so I went into the street to walk around them and right as i passed next to them they started walking so I was walking right next to them in the street for about 10 ft or so. I had to full on power walk just to get ahead of them. I pictured the way I looked as Michael Cera walking away from that girl in Superbad.

[Paul Cicero]

I had to fire a guy today, it's only the 2nd time ive ever had to do and it sucked then and sucked today.

[Justis]

Not sure whats wrong with my car but i think my brake rotors are shot . No way to school or work /:

[Noble Experiment]

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2016/apr/13/push-forward-founder-charged-with-sexual-assault/

http://news3lv.com/news/local/man-trusted-to-help-troubled-kids-arrested-and-charged-with-raping-own-family-member
I knew Hektor from seeing him around throughout the years at a lot of the local skate events in town. He always seemed like such a cool dude; he was actually pretty decent on the board and we'd frequently shoot the shit on punk rock since we had real similar music tastes. He was also kind of considered a local hero of sorts for always helping out the kids through the local youth skate program he ran along with a bunch of other skateboarding related stuff on top of that. To say this news was a shocker would be an understatement. Such gnarly news.

[Dirtymac]

Not sure whats wrong with my car but i think my brake rotors are shot . No way to school or work /:

Probably just your pads. Even if the rotors are warprd new pads will stop the vehicle. They'll just wear out faster. $40 at autozone and a youtube tutorial and you'll be back on the road. Replacing brake pads is easy bro.

[concerned_parent]

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Not sure whats wrong with my car but i think my brake rotors are shot . No way to school or work /:

[close]

Probably just your pads. Even if the rotors are warprd new pads will stop the vehicle. They'll just wear out faster. $40 at autozone and a youtube tutorial and you'll be back on the road. Replacing brake pads is easy bro.

yeah taking off a rotor is just as hard as taking off the wheel (not hard). pads will take you an hour if you're really lost. save yourself a lot of money from a mechanic and watch a 5 minute youtube video instead of watching a jason park part!

[shit_for_brains]

I've went and made myself super busy, to the point that I had to wake up early today just so I could jerk off. This is such bullshit.

[Green Bastard]

Rick McCrank was at The Wig in Detroit today. I decided to work on homework and go to the park tomorrow before i heard about it. fuck

[brycickle]

I've went and made myself super busy, to the point that I had to wake up early today just so I could jerk off. This is such bullshit.

That just proves that you know how to set priorities.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Lucky for me I cum in my sleep every night and sleep in

[Eric ricks]

Cirrhosis of the liver n a warrant. Found out each in a few days. Went to a rehab so I couldn't pay the courts. Got out n relapsed like fuck. Feeling your body die is a really weird feeling. I'm only 29 and am gonna die its so wack. I just have to lay down. Can't complain to anyone cuz I did this to myself. It's so painful, yakking hella blood sucks. Kinda hope death comes sooner than later because it's painful as fuck.

Fuck man. Thats real shitty. I hope for a miracle.

What the fuck does cirrhosis feel like? ?are you just ill all the time?

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

2 weeks ago I pulled something in my leg.  Something between my ankle and my knee. I was all fucked up, bad limp and a lot of pain, but now it's really only my Achilles that's bothering me.  Taking another week off just to be safe.  I caught a cold though, it just hit me this afternoon waiting at the dealership for these TWO recalls to get fixed. 3 hours and later they have to order a part for one of them, have to go back next week. About to fall asleep and I hear my old cat having a hard time in the litter box... I posted about this a while ago, but the same shit happened, bloody turd and a giant blood clot, ran around the apartment with a dripping bloody asshole. Just got done spot cleaning everything on my hands and knees with a bad Achilles and stupid cold. Had to mop the kitchen as well.  I spent $400 a month ago for the vet to run lab work and tell me he's ok, he just needs to eat this $30 a bag food for the rest of his life... Back to the vet in the morning.

[layzieyez]

I had jury duty last year and again I got another jury duty summons. I really don't mind, but I'm trying to make travel plans and this shit could really fuck it all up.

[wallieD]

I had jury duty last year and again I got another jury duty summons. I really don't mind, but I'm trying to make travel plans and this shit could really fuck it all up.

i got out of it by writing a letter saying i have bad anxiety and gave all the excuses of how i would be too distracted to be a fair juror. i exaggerated, but it worked. didn't have to show up...but i got that crap 2 years in a row too.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Never pass up an opportunity to play God