Health insurance...My coverage ended 20-something days ago. The deductible is so high, I'll only seek medical care if I'm on the verge of dying. It: does nothing for me, costs a lot, and won't be used. Yet, I have to have it, or I'll be fined.
All I want is: two teeth cleanings, a physical, a vision test, and cheap glasses. I'll wait until I get a job with decent coverage, and get every possible test done. By then, I'll probably have: diabetes, herpes and AIDS.