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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20730 on: August 03, 2019, 11:50:59 AM »
I had two hard BJJ open mats plus a 2+ hour long skate session yesterday. That’s about 4-5 hours of BJJ and I haven’t skated 2+ hours in over a year.


I’m so fucking sore and beat up today, I can’t move. I’m too sore to stretch, I’m too sore to pick up my wash basket, too sore to get up and piss, I’m too sore to do anything. It’s almost 3 in the afternoon and I haven’t left the couch yet.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20731 on: August 03, 2019, 02:09:38 PM »
Went to an air show with my mom and her husband, they were fighting the whole time. Younger sister was acting up so I just kept quite. Thank god I don’t live with them.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20732 on: August 03, 2019, 03:52:35 PM »
A few weeks ago my knee was hurting really badly out of nowhere, to the point where even bending it was a significant effort. I rested, iced, took care of myself and it started feeling better. A week later, my OTHER knee gives out, so I repeat the process. This past week it was feeling better and I got a couple good sessions at the park. Today I was gonna go skate street and went to the park to warm up. That went mostly well until, literally as we were getting ready to leave, I pulled a muscle in my back really badly just rolling into a small qp.




I just can’t win.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20733 on: August 03, 2019, 06:18:51 PM »
I had two hard BJJ open mats plus a 2+ hour long skate session yesterday. That’s about 4-5 hours of BJJ and I haven’t skated 2+ hours in over a year.


I’m so fucking sore and beat up today, I can’t move. I’m too sore to stretch, I’m too sore to pick up my wash basket, too sore to get up and piss, I’m too sore to do anything. It’s almost 3 in the afternoon and I haven’t left the couch yet.

You don't have to get up, just buttscoot and shrimp to the places you need to go. It's better not to do laundry, if you wash your belt, your knowledge goes away.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20734 on: August 03, 2019, 07:45:23 PM »
I’m getting really tired of people being fucking murdered by some pussy with a gun.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20735 on: August 03, 2019, 08:42:37 PM »
I wonder whose hometown will lose the mass shooting lottery next week

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20736 on: August 03, 2019, 08:47:50 PM »
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I had two hard BJJ open mats plus a 2+ hour long skate session yesterday. That’s about 4-5 hours of BJJ and I haven’t skated 2+ hours in over a year.


I’m so fucking sore and beat up today, I can’t move. I’m too sore to stretch, I’m too sore to pick up my wash basket, too sore to get up and piss, I’m too sore to do anything. It’s almost 3 in the afternoon and I haven’t left the couch yet.
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You don't have to get up, just buttscoot and shrimp to the places you need to go. It's better not to do laundry, if you wash your belt, your knowledge goes away.

No shrimping today, just joints and a whole lotta chilling. First day of summer vacations and I went  fucking all out. Managed to go skate some flatground around 8 pm though so that’s pretty good I guess.

Probably going to go train tomorrow though, gotta work my no-gi game.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20737 on: August 03, 2019, 09:32:14 PM »
I’m 19 and my waist size is 36. I’m 6 foot 3 and I just need to lose fucking weight man. Been stuck at the same weight area since I was 15. This shit sucks

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20738 on: August 03, 2019, 10:00:48 PM »
I’m 19 and my waist size is 36. I’m 6 foot 3 and I just need to lose fucking weight man. Been stuck at the same weight area since I was 15. This shit sucks
I'd suck six dicks in a row to fit in a 36.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20739 on: August 03, 2019, 10:07:06 PM »
I wonder whose hometown will lose the mass shooting lottery next week

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20740 on: August 03, 2019, 10:49:35 PM »
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I’m 19 and my waist size is 36. I’m 6 foot 3 and I just need to lose fucking weight man. Been stuck at the same weight area since I was 15. This shit sucks
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I'd suck six dicks in a row to fit in a 36.
Dude I feel that way about 32s haha. Instagram makes me feel so fucking self conscious about my body. fuck that shit.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20741 on: August 04, 2019, 05:56:24 AM »
The terrorist attacks in the States. It's really distressing waking up to this shit.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20742 on: August 04, 2019, 05:41:44 PM »
I think I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown.

as most of you know my girl is coming out of cancer treatment and we had to put our wish to have babies on lock forever. not going to happen. ever. That hurt especially when I'm at age most couple are becoming parents.

My friends except maybe one or two were assholes. Self centered dicks I USED to call my best friends and who called my maybe 3 times in 6 months.

On facebook the only interaction I get from that guy is some half assed semi sarcastic 'funny' comment on ANYTHING I do.

For example: I play this HUGE festival this summer, stage in front of 5000 people. Everyone was into it, had great respones, even the local news paper was into it etc... I come off stage, gave that guy a guestlist? His response  'yeah it was ok'


Example 2:
A local HC that was superpopular in the 90's gave me permission to remake their old shirts so I could seel them. All  the profit will be donated to cancer research. All of it. In 6 hours I sold 78 shirts which shows how popular that local band was and the pre-order is up for . People had asked them before and they always refused but they gave me permission. Me personally.

Alright preorders are up, I know my friend LOVED that band when we grew up. His response 'oh no, I'm not buying one... i'm good'

Shit like that... fuck that dude.

His girl now had an operation because she had twins of which I'm the godfather of one. And expects me to check up on her and feel sorry for her everyday. It's isn't comparable to what my girlfriend has been through....

Funny story: my girlfriend just heard they had to remove her uterus and could NEVER have children. Well knowing tis, the guy calls and said he he was going to be come a dad.

Stuff like that all the time. I always try to do good even now when i'm carrying and immense weight. And it's just never good enough for that guy. Even now instead of helping me he reacts all jealous about anything I do.

Is it me, or is this guy poisonous?

I need friends that lift me up or that I could at least talk to...
Bud I hear you and I know it sucks when friends ditch out on you for lame reasons and I have had to watch friends die on the road and in hospital bed from Cancer takes a 200lb diesel cut person like Weck but they were so thin a child could pick them up.

 my heart definitely goes out to you in this time.  Look man as we get older and people fade away for whack reasons, remember it is yourself whom is going to be your best friend and not saying anything against your old lady or wishing anything but the best but it is you who is the person that comforts yourself in bad times and so on and so forth.


I found this poem by Chuck Bukowski about loneliness and gives insight on many situations i see on this forum

“I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me...or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I've never been bothered with because I've always had this terrible itch for solitude. It's being at a party, or at a stadium full of people cheering for something, that I might feel loneliness. I'll quote Ibsen, "The strongest men are the most alone." I've never thought, "Well, some beautiful blonde will come in here and give me a fuck-job, rub my balls, and I'll feel good." No, that won't help. You know the typical crowd, "Wow, it's Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?" Well, yeah. Because there's nothing out there. It's stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I've never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories. That's all. Sorry for all the millions, but I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!”

― Charles Bukowski

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20743 on: August 05, 2019, 06:45:41 AM »
Working graveyard shift, and now on my days off I fucking sleep all day and can't do shit because I'm up all night.  I just played playstation for six fucking hours.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20744 on: August 06, 2019, 10:35:27 AM »
Lost that friend I made and it doesn’t hurt but fuck I can’t have anything nice. We liked one another and I really thought It was gonna work out but last minuet didn’t, guess I’m just meant to keep my mouth shut. Maybe during the fall when school starts booting back up I’ll make some new friends but fuck man. I’m an idiot.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20745 on: August 07, 2019, 06:08:11 AM »
Lost that friend I made and it doesn’t hurt but fuck I can’t have anything nice. We liked one another and I really thought It was gonna work out but last minuet didn’t, guess I’m just meant to keep my mouth shut. Maybe during the fall when school starts booting back up I’ll make some new friends but fuck man. I’m an idiot.
Consider it a blessing bud, what are you in high school or uni?

either way friends are overrated, I  say this as I have learned to dial back my expectations and see the situation like this. most friends come and go, sad as it may seem it's fact.

 unless you've had the same friends from same hometown whatnot you are always going to be an outsider. Might as well make use of that situation.

 I see acquaintances and those friends of utility I know how it may sound like I am using them but it really isn't just hear me out. The idea utilitarian friends is both parties have a common interests and you leave it at that. Not that human interactions are solely based on that theory as we are all social creatures who want to share the same desires and friendships that others have just some people aren't going to be reciprocal to you expectations and it makes me sad that you have had to deal with that bs, I've had this realization years ago and it hurts no less but it's better to know there are others out there who know exactly how you feel.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20746 on: August 07, 2019, 08:47:11 AM »
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Lost that friend I made and it doesn’t hurt but fuck I can’t have anything nice. We liked one another and I really thought It was gonna work out but last minuet didn’t, guess I’m just meant to keep my mouth shut. Maybe during the fall when school starts booting back up I’ll make some new friends but fuck man. I’m an idiot.
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Consider it a blessing bud, what are you in high school or uni?

either way friends are overrated, I  say this as I have learned to dial back my expectations and see the situation like this. most friends come and go, sad as it may seem it's fact.

 unless you've had the same friends from same hometown whatnot you are always going to be an outsider. Might as well make use of that situation.

 I see acquaintances and those friends of utility I know how it may sound like I am using them but it really isn't just hear me out. The idea utilitarian friends is both parties have a common interests and you leave it at that. Not that human interactions are solely based on that theory as we are all social creatures who want to share the same desires and friendships that others have just some people aren't going to be reciprocal to you expectations and it makes me sad that you have had to deal with that bs, I've had this realization years ago and it hurts no less but it's better to know there are others out there who know exactly how you feel.
thanks man I saw your pm I’ll keep you around online but not personal.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20747 on: August 07, 2019, 08:54:25 AM »

[/quote]thanks man I saw your pm I’ll keep you around online but not personal.
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that's kinda a dick move but whatever enjoy being miserable

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20748 on: August 07, 2019, 10:58:28 AM »

thanks man I saw your pm I’ll keep you around online but not personal.
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that's kinda a dick move but whatever enjoy being miserable
[/quote]how is that a dick move? I don’t know you, I don’t want you having my number or anything. For all I know you could be some kind of stalker.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20749 on: August 08, 2019, 04:55:30 AM »
Taken to a fancy dinner. The chairs are super uncomfortable. People are fat, so dinner takes three hours. My ass throbs. The blindness of the unblinking eye...


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20750 on: August 08, 2019, 05:32:59 AM »
David Berman died.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20751 on: August 08, 2019, 12:55:29 PM »
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thanks man I saw your pm I’ll keep you around online but not personal.
that's kinda a dick move but whatever enjoy being miserable
[/quote]how is that a dick move? I don’t know you, I don’t want you having my number or anything. For all I know you could be some kind of stalker.
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 Don't flatter yourself kid, see in reality we have this thing where we communicate via text or face to face.
Since the olive branch was extended and rejected good luck bud, you'll go that far with that attitude.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20752 on: August 08, 2019, 01:03:24 PM »
You seem really butthurt that you didn’t get my number.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20753 on: August 08, 2019, 01:04:45 PM »
You seem really butthurt that you didn’t get my number.
what on earth are you to arguing about ?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20754 on: August 08, 2019, 01:31:34 PM »
You seem really butthurt that you didn’t get my number.

I would assume the phrase "I'll keep you around online" is why he's angry.

Honestly, that's a pretty doucherific thing to say.
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« Reply #20755 on: August 08, 2019, 02:14:15 PM »
I landed on my kidney and hit the back of my head sliding backwards down a ditch bank a few days ago

Idk man, it still feels weird..

I can't believe I tried a little ass disaster on a rounded lip bank. Pretty much asked to slip out

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20756 on: August 08, 2019, 02:14:46 PM »
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You seem really butthurt that you didn’t get my number.
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I would assume the phrase "I'll keep you around online" is why he's angry.

Honestly, that's a pretty doucherific thing to say.
Ok I'll take the high road on this one, yeah maybe I was a bit butthurt there ya happy nolliebullshit180?

when someone like yourself cries wolf ie bitches and complains about having no friends and someone offers you a life line (phone number to text) just to bullshit and talk about skating somehow that's creepy?!

 sounds to me like you have too high of expectations and are too good for others. THAT MY FRIEND IS YOUR PROBLEM & why you probably have no reliable friends to count on..... (I'll keep you around online) nothing personal yeah my words are an effort to make others know I am sincere in my opinions and I am a good friend to people who deserve my kindness.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20757 on: August 08, 2019, 07:05:46 PM »
So it’s my fault for wanting to keep my identity private? How can you fault me on that? I don’t want to reveal my number, I don’t want to reveal my name or who I am, you need to accept that and get on with yourself. I didn’t hit you up for help, I appreciate your offer but I don’t want it. Get over yourself.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20758 on: August 08, 2019, 07:08:31 PM »
So how is it wrong for me to want to keep my identity private? Explain that to me.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20759 on: August 08, 2019, 07:31:15 PM »
It's wrong cuz you're an anonymous poossey.