I got a jury duty summons yesterday. I filled out their online questionnaire and I need to call back to see if I'm picked the night before I'm expected there. I get notices more than anyone I know. Thankfully I only had to show up twice and wasn't picked for a case. There wasn't anywhere on the questionnaire for me to voice my opinion, so I decided to email them. I said that I won't believe any charges, statements, or testimony given by law enforcement. I forgot to take into account that it could be for a civil matter, in which case if I get a response I don't like, I can cite them many instances of why the justice system is fucked.
If I do have to show, my other plan is to say "I'm high as fuck can you please repeat the question?" Over and over. Are there any slap lawyers in here that can tell me if being high is a good excuse to not being a good candidate for jury duty?