MATES: so i'm going to the strip club this weekend. i need some enlightenment on stip club behavior, ethic, color, and expense. as the past two sentences may hint, i haven't been to a nude house before. now do i go drunk? or will that waste my money? okay that may be a given but damn. what happens if i get a boner? are they going to laugh or does it mean they are doing a good job and they just work around it or maybe even touch it. if they do touch it, can i touch them, or will a bouncer named benny ring my dick? should i quote very shitty rap songs and shout out "pop that pussy" "shake dat ass girl" or "let me see your elbows touch the floor" or lets go with maybe "drop it like it's hot" ? will more girls flock to me because of my I.Q. on mainstream rap? and how much money do i give a girl, i dont want her to be insulted, i mean she's a stripper, but she is a professional, dont get her wrong. i'm more worried about the boner thing, are they going to giggle at me? i've always wondered this, i dont want to be boner bobby to the crowd of cigar infested men. well, i'm excited. oh and my friend fingered a stripper once and fell in love. i dont want to be his finger, that's gross. i mean your finger doesn't cum, so why would you do that?