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Annoying Commercials
« on: March 13, 2025, 09:10:43 AM »
For those of us unable to afford the ad free services, what commercials can you not seem to get away from until the damn funding from the company runs out?

For me, it's currently this Walton Goggins, Goggins Glasses Go Daddy ad. Please make it stop.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2025, 09:27:28 AM »

this is an anti-Critical Race Theory ad that ran pretty frequently in my state that makes me want to fucking kill myself.


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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2025, 09:29:07 AM »
I'm grateful to not have to see too many ads, but the one that's stuck with me for years is "HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!" ads. Total earworm that I'd hear in my head as I would try to fall asleep at night.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2025, 09:44:50 AM »
Words can’t describe how much I hate these weird thinly veiled christian conservative ads.

Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2025, 10:06:07 AM »
Between uBlock Origin and piracy, it's really easy to basically never see an ad again.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2025, 10:55:30 AM »

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2025, 11:00:52 AM »
All advertisements irritate me.

But as someone with Misophonia I really can’t stand any commercial that has liquid pouring sounds.

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2025, 11:03:37 AM »
Words can’t describe how much I hate these weird thinly veiled christian conservative ads.



Came here to say this. If anything these ads make me more christianophobic.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2025, 11:16:12 AM »
Less Maité more masterbaité, know what I’m sayin?

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2025, 12:12:04 PM »
There used to be this Morgan and Morgan ad that was just this lady yelling "MORGAN AND MORGAN IS THE NUMBER ONE INJURY LAW FIRM IN THE COUNTRY CALL MORGAN AND MORGAN", like really fucking loud yell talking. It made me want to scream.

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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2025, 12:26:24 PM »
There used to be this Morgan and Morgan ad that was just this lady yelling "MORGAN AND MORGAN IS THE NUMBER ONE INJURY LAW FIRM IN THE COUNTRY CALL MORGAN AND MORGAN", like really fucking loud yell talking. It made me want to scream.

This just reminded me.. “DEALDASH.COM!!!!!!!!” *shouted at excessive volume*

I’ve woken up swinging to that one.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2025, 12:29:29 PM »
I don’t know if it’s the same for Americans but my god I can’t stand sports betting ads. It’s inescapable

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2025, 02:19:57 PM »
All ad's suck. The worst are subliminal product placement in whatever...but yeah betting ads are hands down the worst.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2025, 05:19:48 PM »
The bane of my existence... like nails on a chalkboard

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2025, 09:23:02 AM »
All ad's suck. The worst are subliminal product placement in whatever...but yeah betting ads are hands down the worst.

Yeah, realizing this more and more. Was employed at a boutique company that just made commercials before and didn't get how insidious these ads are at the subliminal stuff until stepping away to a role more adjacent to the public sector. Even the ppl I dealt with before felt like they were trying to figure out how to game the system, kind of desperate. There's new shady ppl I currently work with (surprisingly, the least of which are the PIs), but the results are more rewarding. There should be commercials on this stuff, like a PSA showing the look of relief on a battered wife's face when her husband gets jailed for violating a TRO, but the ad industry is all about money and the corporations have deeper pockets than the government (save maybe the Lottery).

Honestly, the best commercials I worked on were the ones successfully using humor to get their point across. Kind of the opposite of the Temu ads that just get stuck in your head.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2025, 09:27:14 AM »

this immense banger is on local radio by me

what do they do with the kars? what do they with the kids?
Inspires many questions and rage.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2025, 09:44:34 AM »

this immense banger is on local radio by me

what do they do with the kars? what do they with the kids?
Inspires many questions and rage.

Oh man, it’s kind of an exclusive scam charity.

It’s an interesting read if you feel inclined to research about it. Makes the obnoxious jingle even more infuriating knowing it’s kind of a scummy grift.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2025, 10:08:34 AM »
1 877 kars for kids. k a r s kars for kids. 1 877 kars for kids, donate your kar today

call JG Wentworth 877 cash nowwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2025, 11:15:24 AM »
1 877 kars for kids. k a r s kars for kids. 1 877 kars for kids, donate your kar today

call JG Wentworth 877 cash nowwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yeeeesh even worse is hearing them on the radio too. That pinche jg wentworth one.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2025, 12:21:55 PM »
I work in advertising and I'm waiting for one of my spots to show up here.
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2025, 07:56:16 PM »
Kars for kids is particularly offensive, people can’t afford to live and these assholes are soliciting donations for free real estate.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2025, 08:39:11 AM »


I remember when this came out and every bar had a guy getting stupid loose and screaming mountaintop within

I work in advertising and I'm waiting for one of my spots to show up here.
do you ever work on stuff you hate? How well do you sleep at night with a pillow filled with so much money? I did graphic design for a sandwich company and it was soul-crushing. Marketing is fully dishonest seduction and abuse. Ted K was right!



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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2025, 09:23:21 AM »
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2025, 09:50:15 AM »
The annoying Tiago Foy Westgate NB profiles...
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2025, 06:08:16 PM »
do you ever work on stuff you hate? How well do you sleep at night with a pillow filled with so much money?

I hate most of what I do but isn't that just called having a job?
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2025, 02:52:46 AM »
For those of us unable to afford the ad free services, what commercials can you not seem to get away from until the damn funding from the company runs out?

For me, it's currently this Walton Goggins, Goggins Glasses Go Daddy ad. Please make it stop.

With you on this. Gogginspalooza on my youtube and IG
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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2025, 08:22:11 AM »
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Liberty Mutual commercials are the worst. Limu Emu can fuck right off
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2025, 07:25:38 AM »
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Liberty Mutual commercials are the worst. Limu Emu can fuck right off
This right here I'd like stab whoever came up with this jinge right in their stupid neck, especially kick the child in the water and laugh especially whenever I'm at the movies!!

The bane of my existence... like nails on a chalkboard


Something about his face deserves a few punches to change it, undualed rage comes over me when I can't skip or mute it at theaters.

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2025, 08:53:06 AM »
On YouTube I'm getting non stop come work at federal prison job offers

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Re: Annoying Commercials
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2025, 09:44:14 PM »
I have been getting straight blasted by two types of YouTube ads that do not apply to me lately:

1. Securing some sort of settlement payment if you were housed in a juvenile prison camp and suffered some sort of abuse there.

2. Premature ejaculation preventing pills (this one definitely doesn't apply to me!)
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