Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard

[Snappyfingers]

saw this at the thrift store today
 

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[kaje haung]

[ToySanta]

@kookdusoleil I am absolutely dying at you calling a guy “an absolute tomato can.” Too fuckin funny!

I definitely spend too much time [really any is a waste] thinking about how someone married this loud obnoxious man and gave him kids. Yikes.

[Steely Daniel]

Tomato can is a pretty common old boxing term. Knock em over and red stuff spills out. Similar to calling a fighter a cab driver or Uber driver nowadays. Or ham and egger for another old term. Your low level journeymen with losing records. Brutal way to make a living. Lots of them fight with a very negative style to survive all the rounds and not get knocked out to avoid the mandatory one month or more temporary suspensions issued by almost all boxing commissions these days. Then they can fight again sooner to collect another cheque.

Anyway. Rip the video and post it to YouTube.  I think im finally ready to harden the fuck up.

[Pete]

That dvd is probably funny as hell.



Free max b

[Illegalmixtape]

"just going to get that bag" @pine mane you out here glazing in the comments

i hope that 1k is enough to buy you a new identity cuz aint no way ur sponsors gonna keep you,
"shoutout to all of you" lmaooo after getting called gay to the face

[S.]

"just going to get that bag" @Pine mane you out here glazing in the comments

i hope that 1k is enough to buy you a new identity cuz aint no way ur sponsors gonna keep you,
"shoutout to all of you" lmaooo after getting called gay to the face

Come on. At least he was honest. Jason Ellis on the other hand is making an effort to change his whole public identity just to conform to the new power structure of "comedy" and to get money and a pro model from a fascist political propaganda project.

[conan777]

"just going to get that bag" @Pine mane you out here glazing in the comments

i hope that 1k is enough to buy you a new identity cuz aint no way ur sponsors gonna keep you,
"shoutout to all of you" lmaooo after getting called gay to the face

What sponsors? The industry has made it clear it wants nothing to do with him so what does he have to lose?

[Illegalmixtape]

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"just going to get that bag" @Pine mane you out here glazing in the comments

i hope that 1k is enough to buy you a new identity cuz aint no way ur sponsors gonna keep you,
"shoutout to all of you" lmaooo after getting called gay to the face

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Come on. At least he was honest. Jason Ellis on the other hand is making an effort to change his whole public identity just to conform to the new power structure of "comedy" and to get money and a pro model from a fascist political propaganda project.

Lovely career path. Ellis should stick to his trucker workouts at least the Amazon reviews there are real, unlike all the dick  gobblers on ig

[Illegalmixtape]

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"just going to get that bag" @Pine mane you out here glazing in the comments

i hope that 1k is enough to buy you a new identity cuz aint no way ur sponsors gonna keep you,
"shoutout to all of you" lmaooo after getting called gay to the face

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What sponsors? The industry has made it clear it wants nothing to do with him so what does he have to lose?

Favorite obstacle: stairs.
Yeah, you’ll soon be sitting on the stairs, wondering where it all went wrong. Matter of fact, why does he look like that one dude from high school who steals girls’ phones as a way to flirt?

Sorry for the rant, y’all. Work’s kicking my ass today. I’m done

[lilboosie]

for those looking for an alternative for workouts, this worked for my brother

[WPG]

[Texas_Tone]

Please spend the next minute of your life watching the beginning of this video

[Abyss1]

for those looking for an alternative for workouts, this worked for my brother

lol I actually got these on Amazon during COVID

[lurkluke]

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Please spend the next minute of your life watching the beginning of this video

That is incredible.

[lilboosie]

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for those looking for an alternative for workouts, this worked for my brother

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lol I actually got these on Amazon during COVID

Hell yea!! whats sick about the thug workout series is that the utilization of common public park structures. I think he still has the dvds too aha.

[kookdusoleil]

Tomato can is a pretty common old boxing term. Knock em over and red stuff spills out. Similar to calling a fighter a cab driver or Uber driver nowadays. Or ham and egger for another old term. Your low level journeymen with losing records. Brutal way to make a living. Lots of them fight with a very negative style to survive all the rounds and not get knocked out to avoid the mandatory one month or more temporary suspensions issued by almost all boxing commissions these days. Then they can fight again sooner to collect another cheque.

Anyway. Rip the video and post it to YouTube.  I think im finally ready to harden the fuck up.

speedrunning CTE

[Mallie]

came hear to make a joke about jason getting kicked of tim pool skateboards cause he cant fight the urge to suck cock any longer -- but i realized idk whats its like to be gay/bi or to come up in the homophobe era. maybe i need to be more sensitive to his struggle. clickin up the tim pool is hella lame tho.

i realized i only know him as the guy who wont stfu on the hawk vs tuah podcast and that i actually never seen him skate. i may be easily impressed but this is pretty badass jason. here is some love <3. Please study the works of country mac to learn how to be a loud and proud badass. i believe in you

Shit, how did I miss this. Amazing.

[propaganda]

as a swag stealer and swag stealin victim i must admit im pretty sure i heard gifted hater say this first

also is it officially dead? anybody see that complex video of tony hawk selling his collection. concerning? he shouldn’t be selling shit but his name and likeness

[radcunt]

as a swag stealer and swag stealin victim i must admit im pretty sure i heard gifted hater say this first

also is it officially dead? anybody see that complex video of tony hawk selling his collection. concerning? he shouldn’t be selling shit but his name and likeness

Is Hawk selling off his shit?  Man it'd be funny if Chad Caruso donating his board he rode across america to hawk instead of the Smithsonian just had Hawk sell it on. Doubt that's happening, but a man can dream.

[propaganda]

Is Hawk selling off his shit?  Man it'd be funny if Chad Caruso donating his board he rode across america to hawk instead of the Smithsonian just had Hawk sell it on. Doubt that's happening, but a man can dream.

that would be fucked haha. not sure how all the high class art stuff works but look he sold a good bit

https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/tony-hawk-the-900-collection

[ferguu]

[Bread Harrity]

honestly having one of tony's xgames gold medals would be a serious flex as a collector

[D10S]

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Is Hawk selling off his shit?  Man it'd be funny if Chad Caruso donating his board he rode across america to hawk instead of the Smithsonian just had Hawk sell it on. Doubt that's happening, but a man can dream.

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that would be fucked haha. not sure how all the high class art stuff works but look he sold a good bit

https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/tony-hawk-the-900-collection

wtf he made $118k just on the first 4 items?!

[Atiba Applebum]

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Is Hawk selling off his shit?  Man it'd be funny if Chad Caruso donating his board he rode across america to hawk instead of the Smithsonian just had Hawk sell it on. Doubt that's happening, but a man can dream.

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that would be fucked haha. not sure how all the high class art stuff works but look he sold a good bit

https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/tony-hawk-the-900-collection

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wtf he made $118k just on the first 4 items?!

Depends on the auction house cut and assuming there aren’t other percentage takers

[TwisT]

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Is Hawk selling off his shit?  Man it'd be funny if Chad Caruso donating his board he rode across america to hawk instead of the Smithsonian just had Hawk sell it on. Doubt that's happening, but a man can dream.

[close]

that would be fucked haha. not sure how all the high class art stuff works but look he sold a good bit

https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/tony-hawk-the-900-collection

[close]

wtf he made $118k just on the first 4 items?!

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Depends on the auction house cut and assuming there aren’t other percentage takers

Auction houses usually get a cut on both sides. Buyer and seller. Also a chunk should be going to skatepark project.


Still some it thise prices are insane. Nobodies ever going to buy the 900 board again for over a mill

[MikeCyclopsfromNASA]

He’s not doing that for charity? I command-f’d “donate”, “donation”, and “charity”, and 0 results for each. It’s his stuff so whatever, but the dude is worth 9 figures, does he need another half million?

[Cheshire Cat]

He’s not doing that for charity? I command-f’d “donate”, “donation”, and “charity”, and 0 results for each. It’s his stuff so whatever, but the dude is worth 9 figures, does he need another half million?

Depends on how many more divorces he's got in him.

[Abyss1]

Birdmans ID card going for $3k...fucking lol at whomever bought that

[jums]

He’s not doing that for charity? I command-f’d “donate”, “donation”, and “charity”, and 0 results for each. It’s his stuff so whatever, but the dude is worth 9 figures, does he need another half million?

He's definitely better off than most, but I dont think Tony is in the 100mm club. We dont know how he spends his money and those divorces (child & spousal support IN California) prolly erased a lot of his paper. Him auctioning off his collection isn't a good sign.. but maybe he just wants to get rid of the shit.. who knows? He's also been in a lot of bogus advertisements lately.