Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard

[kneebone]

Now I’m regretting selling my big brother nut shot trading card for low-3-figures last year

[Underpressureflips]

I can only assume Tony is terminally ill

[CossRooper]

$1.1 million for the 900 board... holy shit

[rawbertson.]

homey is just trading in his storage unit for a lambo

[tom]

honestly having one of tony's xgames gold medals would be a serious flex as a collector

I have a piece of the ramp he did his last 900 on that I use as a coaster for my coffee table

[Plan9Customs]

I love the fact that Ellis is so insignificant that this thread became about everything but him(aside from the occasional fuck him).

Is Hawk still married? If so, he probably stepped out on his wife with another nanny and thus the selling for forthcoming alimony payments.

[Lou Strux]

I love the fact that Ellis is so insignificant that this thread became about everything but him(aside from the occasional fuck him).

Is Hawk still married? If so, he probably stepped out on his wife with another nanny and thus the selling for forthcoming alimony payments.

Wouldn’t be the first time.
At least he’s getting ahead of the ball.
Other possibility is that he’s got a costly trip to Turkey planned for a hair replacement procedure to rectify his eyebrow issue, but THAT’s pure speculation on my part.

[Atiba Applebum]

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I love the fact that Ellis is so insignificant that this thread became about everything but him(aside from the occasional fuck him).

Is Hawk still married? If so, he probably stepped out on his wife with another nanny and thus the selling for forthcoming alimony payments.

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Wouldn’t be the first time.
At least he’s getting ahead of the ball.
Other possibility is that he’s got a costly trip to Turkey planned for a hair replacement procedure to rectify his eyebrow issue, but THAT’s pure speculation on my part.

You telling me BIRDman couldn’t figure out how to a brand deal with TURKEY

[rawbertson.]

there was once a guy in Mr. Sub telling me how "The Hawk" was coming to the Skydome to do a demo because he saw I had a skateboard
My friend said it sounded like a porno

[benboardbreaker]

He used to be a decent vert pro in the mid nineties who seemed to like to drink a beer or two. Then 30 years later he has become a strange internet phenomenon. What a strange evolvement. 

[Atiba Applebum]

He used to be a decent vert pro in the mid nineties who seemed to like to drink a beer or two. Then 30 years later he has become a strange internet phenomenon. What a strange evolvement.

Hahah evolvement is wild new way to say evolution.   It’s early in the day and I’ve def had those “what the fuck word is it?” moments so I’m not making fun of you

[sexualhelon]

The subject of this thread needs some punctuation:

Jason Ellis is lame.
Ass fuck pro for Tim.
Pool Skateboard.

[Fongstarr.]

To me, Jason Ellis got famous from the Tony Hawk tours that aired on ESPN during the X-Game hype. The funny thing is his footage even on these shows was limited. Then he seemed to disappear thanks to limited social media at the time Sirius Radio being a paid subscription.

[Magnolia]

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I love the fact that Ellis is so insignificant that this thread became about everything but him(aside from the occasional fuck him).

Is Hawk still married? If so, he probably stepped out on his wife with another nanny and thus the selling for forthcoming alimony payments.

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Wouldn’t be the first time.
At least he’s getting ahead of the ball.
Other possibility is that he’s got a costly trip to Turkey planned for a hair replacement procedure to rectify his eyebrow issue, but THAT’s pure speculation on my part.

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You telling me BIRDman couldn’t figure out how to a brand deal with TURKEY

Lutzka beat him to it, he already has the Turkish hair transplant sponsor

[Mallie]

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I love the fact that Ellis is so insignificant that this thread became about everything but him(aside from the occasional fuck him).

Is Hawk still married? If so, he probably stepped out on his wife with another nanny and thus the selling for forthcoming alimony payments.

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Wouldn’t be the first time.
At least he’s getting ahead of the ball.
Other possibility is that he’s got a costly trip to Turkey planned for a hair replacement procedure to rectify his eyebrow issue, but THAT’s pure speculation on my part.

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You telling me BIRDman couldn’t figure out how to a brand deal with TURKEY

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Lutzka beat him to it, he already has the Turkish hair transplant sponsor

Maybe he could at least be flow for them, then.

[benboardbreaker]

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He used to be a decent vert pro in the mid nineties who seemed to like to drink a beer or two. Then 30 years later he has become a strange internet phenomenon. What a strange evolvement.

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Hahah evolvement is wild new way to say evolution.   It’s early in the day and I’ve def had those “what the fuck word is it?” moments so I’m not making fun of you

I might have used the wrong word. English is not my first language. But yeah the dude is a freak to say the least.

[Atiba Applebum]

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He used to be a decent vert pro in the mid nineties who seemed to like to drink a beer or two. Then 30 years later he has become a strange internet phenomenon. What a strange evolvement.

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Hahah evolvement is wild new way to say evolution.   It’s early in the day and I’ve def had those “what the fuck word is it?” moments so I’m not making fun of you

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I might have used the wrong word. English is not my first language. But yeah the dude is a freak to say the least.

Oh sorry - didn’t think of that.    Just thought you had a case of early morning old brain like I get sometimes. 

[rawbertson.]

lmao goon showed up on my facebook promoting his comedy tour, one of the replies to the post was

"I met you at Redding Californian Caldwell Park . I was the dude with the red helmet and Braille deck"
 

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

lmao goon showed up on my facebook promoting his comedy tour, one of the replies to the post was

"I met you at Redding Californian Caldwell Park . I was the dude with the red helmet and Braille deck"
 

You gotta be down real bad to be fishing for Missed Connections with Jason Ellis. Pray 4 bro.

[SatanicPanic]

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lmao goon showed up on my facebook promoting his comedy tour, one of the replies to the post was

"I met you at Redding Californian Caldwell Park . I was the dude with the red helmet and Braille deck"
 

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You gotta be down real bad to be fishing for Missed Connections with Jason Ellis. Pray 4 bro.

He must not know that Ellis isn't looking for purple helmets anymore

[TwisT]

[Boomerforums]

Bloke on bloke

Mate on mate

[Unkle Fleak]

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lmao goon showed up on my facebook promoting his comedy tour, one of the replies to the post was

"I met you at Redding Californian Caldwell Park . I was the dude with the red helmet and Braille deck"
 

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You gotta be down real bad to be fishing for Missed Connections with Jason Ellis. Pray 4 bro.

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He must not know that Ellis isn't looking for purple helmets anymore

He’ll never escape the sausage. He’s not the bird man. It’s only a matter of time till he takes his rightful place next to Duane.

[GAY]

Listen here, dear. Step to the rear.
Grab yourself a seat. Buy yourself a beer.
Eat some pretzels go play some videos.
Thank you for your time, honey, but ho I gotta go.

[Plan9Customs]

Something ain’t right.
It’s the strobe light.

[sodamnsane]

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lmao goon showed up on my facebook promoting his comedy tour, one of the replies to the post was

"I met you at Redding Californian Caldwell Park . I was the dude with the red helmet and Braille deck"
 

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You gotta be down real bad to be fishing for Missed Connections with Jason Ellis. Pray 4 bro.

[close]

He must not know that Ellis isn't looking for purple helmets anymore

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He’ll never escape the sausage. He’s not the bird man. It’s only a matter of time till he takes his rightful place next to Duane.

I'll give you a sausage for that escape hatch

[phillip dominguez]

Just here to say both he and Whitney apparently blocked me from their socials recently.  I’d been  posting comments on everyone of Whitney’s about the “allegations” for months, guess her account handler finally saw all of those and the thumbs up they were getting.


Ellis is an idiot, always has been a mid level vert skater.  Somehow, luckily for him, carved a way into the industry, to have a job.  He’s a seemingly idiot who is just the loudest in the room is the best personality. 

His comedy sucks. 

If you watch YMH, Tom Segura and Christina Ps podcast, they did an episode with Tony Hawk and him, and they both visibly cringe anytime he gets to interject something into what Hawk was saying.

Again his comedy is shit, mostly crowd work from the clips I’ve seen, and again just him with a microphone saying how he is/was bi sexual.  He’s a hack as far as that shit goes, however, he’s friends with Whitney, so that’s how he gets spots at clubs. 
 
He’s denounced spouse abuse before, yet he hangs with this twat who is dating one of the allegedly worse anbusers, and calls him a good dude. 

Fuck him and the Boonies.  Though it’s a perfect fit for that kook.

[RoaryMcTwang]

My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.

[StormonMormon]

" Fairweather homosexual" Gifted Hater.

[SatanicPanic]

My YouTube algorithm just suggested me one of the games. Didn’t watch but it had Jereme fucking Rogers in it.

Jereme Rogers vs. Jordan Maxham. Hard pass on that one