Back in my day we didn't need any flashy, new age logos. Back then if you saw a logo you might see a circle, a triangle, a square, or MAYBE a rectangle if the company was all hippy dippy.
You millennials and gen z are all sorts of spoiled. With your pocket telephones and butter you don't have to churn, I really don't even know where to begin. You have a whole aisle of soda flavors. What did we have? Sasparilla. Oh, what's that, you need to wet your whistle? Sasparilla. Oh you don't like it? Guess what we got: sasparilla.
This is how I feel.