Nah slap is full of pussies who suck at skating
Really you guys are lame as fuck
Keep hating on me, I’m not going anywhere
Back to topic. Ave rips and he tried something new
And these losers are like fuck Ave he wore an iron cross shirt
Must suck so many of you are on the low end of the totem pole
subconsciously letting out their feelings of inadequacy across the boards in their own lives onto the message board of a dead magazine
Goal: To make a bunch of strangers on a forum realize how big of pussies they are
Tools needed: Some sort of internet accessing device
Tools not needed: An actual skateboard
Method: Register, talk shit, let the feeling of purpose kick in cuz dammit, you're on a mission
Sacrifices: Friends and social life (both non-existent anyways), an overall feeling of patheticness that has to be avoided with every post
Result: People targeted still don't feel like pussies, thus making the original overall mission unsuccessful. Other reason for posting, if unsuccessful in making people realize they're pussies, then purpose shall be changed to letting people know how much you think they're pussies, but at the same time, you claim not to care what these people think, yet, if you spend all this time wanting to let them know what you think, you actually do? "Wait, why am I doing this again?"
Next steps: Contemplate whether or not what you're doing actually is pathetic or not, come to the conclusion of "Wait, no! It's not me who's pathetic, it's them who're wrong!" Proceed to go to the park and sit and people watch and wonder why friends are so hard to make.