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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2026, 09:47:50 PM »
This thread is in bad taste and the OP should delete it

It’s fair to say that often all of us bag out on the nine club. Often they get bagged out for valid reasons

It is also obvious that Chris roberts and the nine club guys would have been very close to Marc

It is in very bad taste to say this about them


Edit - it’s not like they fucken went and made tshirts of him or anything
« Last Edit: June 08, 2026, 09:58:16 PM by matty_c »
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2026, 09:59:52 PM »
Isn't slap selling ads the more we click on this rage bait?

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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2026, 04:45:50 AM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
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What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
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Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
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Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2026, 04:48:32 AM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
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Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
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Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

IDK What A "Spa" Is Though
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I bet you don't lol
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2026, 12:46:24 PM »
- GH posts paywalled video profiting off MJ death
- video tells others to get upset about 9Club profiting of MJ death
- kook sees video, gets upset
- kook yells online about paywalled video (GH rage bait successful)
- kook fails to see the hypocrisy, but others don’t bite
- other kooks come to defense, their favorite influencer would never use controversy to gain views
- still, nobody bites
- kook shows ephemeral sign of insight, changes thread title


/thread
This is a reach dude. Like saying Netflix profits off of one particular upload vs. people just wanting a variety of stuff and that happens to be one of them. I highly doubt this is the video that gets a bunch of brand new GH patreon subscribers.

I saw the video, it wasn't rage bait.


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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2026, 01:00:22 PM »
People handle grief differently, and anyone who has lost a close friend can tell you that details in life fall away and just functioning is a struggle. Doing a show to celebrate a friend and forgetting to turn off a setting is understandable.
Seems like some people are triggered to take any shots they can when somebody is not at their best.
Cut the guys some slack, not everything is an intentional move. Chris was a teammate and ran a brand with Marc, obviously close to him. I feel for him.

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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2026, 01:01:12 PM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
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What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
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Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
[close]
Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

IDK What A "Spa" Is Though
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I bet you don't lol
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2026, 01:07:11 PM »
Cmon mods, just focus this dumbass thread already

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2026, 01:11:15 PM »
People handle grief differently, and anyone who has lost a close friend can tell you that details in life fall away and just functioning is a struggle. Doing a show to celebrate a friend and forgetting to turn off a setting is understandable.
Seems like some people are triggered to take any shots they can when somebody is not at their best.
Cut the guys some slack, not everything is an intentional move. Chris was a teammate and ran a brand with Marc, obviously close to him. I feel for him.
also 2 things can be true, was it a little tone deaf to leave the donations and donation sounds on? Sure. That doesn’t make them evil people trying to profit off of someone’s death though. OP is just an example of misery loves company and since he got upset he wants us all to feel the same.

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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2026, 01:26:30 PM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
[close]

Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2026, 01:52:20 PM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
[close]

Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
[close]
Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

IDK What A "Spa" Is Though
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2026, 02:49:29 PM »
I liked Gifted Haters tribute stream to Marc. I’ll link it if you guys don’t have his twitch. Great watch.




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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #72 on: June 09, 2026, 03:02:01 PM »
Far better than 9 Club did.

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #73 on: June 09, 2026, 03:49:07 PM »
Essentially this boils down to "how can I make this tragedy that impacted people I've never met somehow about myself???"
At least the nine club actually knew MJ. We're bitching about donations now y'all

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2026, 04:29:36 PM »
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- GH posts paywalled video profiting off MJ death
- video tells others to get upset about 9Club profiting of MJ death
- kook sees video, gets upset
- kook yells online about paywalled video (GH rage bait successful)
- kook fails to see the hypocrisy, but others don’t bite
- other kooks come to defense, their favorite influencer would never use controversy to gain views
- still, nobody bites
- kook shows ephemeral sign of insight, changes thread title


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This is a reach dude. Like saying Netflix profits off of one particular upload vs. people just wanting a variety of stuff and that happens to be one of them. I highly doubt this is the video that gets a bunch of brand new GH patreon subscribers.

We're not painting broad strokes here. All GH videos serve a niche: controversial takes on skateboarding. There's no need for  any Netflix analogy deflection outside of deflection.

Which bit did I get wrong below?

This thread is about a YouTuber creating content, a reaction video, for his paid subscribers.

That the video he's reacting to is a group of skateboarders' tribute to their dead friend is in poor taste.

The fact that he then suggests some sort of profit motive, (himself through a paywalled video!), is also in poor taste.

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I saw the video, it wasn't rage bait.

And yet, here we are, in a thread created by someone who watched the video, bought the rage bait, and is trying to get others to feel the same emotional reaction he does.

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #75 on: June 09, 2026, 05:42:16 PM »
i don’t think buying the bait means the same thing as taking the bait
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #76 on: June 09, 2026, 07:30:14 PM »
This thread just might be the worst thing I’ve ever read on this message board. 





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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #77 on: June 09, 2026, 08:27:25 PM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
[close]

Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
[close]
Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

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I bet you don't lol
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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2026, 06:50:29 AM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
[close]

Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
[close]
Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

IDK What A "Spa" Is Though
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I bet you don't lol
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Oh Its A Regional Term For person. Why DoYou Think Americans Would Know That You Mouth Breather? If Youre Gonna Call Someone A person Dont Be A Fucking Pussy About It Say It With Your Whole Chest
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Hahahahaa. You're a fucking idiot buddy boy

He is profoundly stupid.

It's so funny but also worrying at times.
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Re: The Nine Club profiting of MJ's death
« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2026, 08:03:53 AM »
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It's actually incredibly shitty that goofy hater I would make a video post manufacturing drama out of nowhere on the back of someone's death.

What an incredibly shitty thing to do.

Also all of the nine club guys don't need that little creep me turning all the brainless goofs on the internet against them GH.

GH Gary Rogers will really do anything for attention.

Please tell me he isn't I'm not getting a positive reaction to that video my refusal to read before jumping to conclusions?
[close]
[close]

What are you on about ?

I just reacted to what I read. I'm not chronically online nor do I have time to watch either video.

I rarely post on here anymore but OPs post riled me up. I could only take it at face value.

Side note Astral Weeks is the best album ever made. Went to see Van last year amazing gig.
[close]

Yeah, no mate. That's fucking dumb, sorry. "I could only take it at face value".

You can't just imply someone's an amoral prick in this way and then go 'yeah, whatever, I don't know what any of this is about anyway, and I don't really care because I got better things to do actually'. Either take thirty seconds to read, or don't have/share an opinion like that. You haven't committed a crime here or something, but it's just dumb.
[close]
I Wouldnt Bother Trying To Reason With This Guy, I Think One Of His Parents Was Missing A Chromosome Or Something, Its Not His Fault But Its Not Worth Your Time
[close]

Coming from.the biggest moron on slap.

Keep writing in caps you brain dead spa. Your schtick is so tired. Grow up. Who the fuck thinks having a fake internet character is funny in the year 2026. What age are you?

This new wave of slap posters are the biggest clowns. Although you're definitely some mouth breather that's been banned a million times over the last 20 years.
[close]
Im Gonna Be Totally Honest Im Impressed You Realized You Were Being Insulted, Leagues Above Your Usual Performance

IDK What A "Spa" Is Though
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I bet you don't lol
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Oh Its A Regional Term For person. Why DoYou Think Americans Would Know That You Mouth Breather? If Youre Gonna Call Someone A person Dont Be A Fucking Pussy About It Say It With Your Whole Chest
[close]

Hahahahaa. You're a fucking idiot buddy boy
[close]

He is profoundly stupid.

It's so funny but also worrying at times.
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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2026, 10:49:36 AM »

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2026, 04:31:19 PM »
This thread just might be the worst thing I’ve ever read on this message board. 



truly one of the worst threads I've had the displeasure of reading

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2026, 04:48:12 PM »
i feel like marc would have loved the donation sound effect ruining the solemn, heartfelt vibes as comedic relief from the serious grieving

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2026, 05:40:10 PM »
Mods, can you nuke this thread please?

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2026, 06:33:31 PM »
+1 for nuke please. I was trying to avoid posting in hopes it would die but clearly that isn’t working

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2026, 03:52:26 AM »
Fuck this thread. How do you make a thread in such bad taste while censoring the F bomb in the title? Is your phone set to Mormon or something?

You know it's bad when matty_c makes a post where you can't even tell that he's Australian. Just another reason to nuke this thread; I fucking love Australia.


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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2026, 04:07:14 AM »
Fuck this thread. How do you make a thread in such bad taste while censoring the F bomb in the title? Is your phone set to Mormon or something?

You know it's bad when matty_c makes a post where you can't even tell that he's Australian. Just another reason to nuke this thread; I fucking love Australia.
Can’t stop laughing but yeah, kill this thread please.
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #87 on: June 11, 2026, 04:24:53 AM »
Anyone using someone else’s death for some form of social media engagement is fucking gross …

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2026, 04:36:55 AM »
beautiful rorschach test of a post. whatever your thoughts are on the nine club or gifted hater, this thread will confirm them. not convinced this isn’t some sort of psyop.

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Re: The Nine Club handling MJ's death really f*cking poorly
« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2026, 06:18:05 AM »
Oh man I bet everybody who clicks on this thread will download a computer virus and when you go to check your email a laughing skull with sunglasses will appear on your screen and the sound effect from Pac Man when he dies will play and you can bet it’s game over after that.