The Kind of People You Hate

[Mouth]

There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.

Why exactly did you frame your gay friend's letter?

[frig deuce]

people that look up right at you when they land a trick, then run up to you and hold their fist out asking for some props. fuck that and fuck them.

[lenny]

I hate kook-ass college kids and dumb, ugg boot wearing sorostitutes.

[H8R part 4]

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fucking people who dont clean up after themselves...

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yeah people like this too. god i could be in this thread all night.

[busey]

-pretencious people
-guidos
-bros
-people who cant handle themselves drunk
-ungrateful people
-people who try too hard
-people who pride themselves on being stoned
-people who steal, what gives them the fucking right to take anything
-shitty friends

i guess just people in general. this list could go on forever.

[H8R part 4]

trust fund kids - you didn't earn shit in life so stop acting like you're the shit. 
cool guy skaters/people - too cool say whats up or give a nod, even though you've seem them a thousand times.


 

[sebastian toombs]

bad drivers

bad conversationalists

[Narcissus]

I think I'm racist against philosophy students.

When you see a 20 year old in full tweed suit and tie reading Descartes in a Harvey's (this actually happened today), and you know he's a future corporate lawyer stooging it up, or you hear a bunch of them "debating" each other at a lame college party by reciting what they learned in class verbatim.

One time I saw a band that was composed completely of philosophy students.  They were like the philosophy all-stars.  So dreamy... but I'll puke on them.  This has been a long standing prejudice that will probably last into old age.

What generalizations do you cling to to get your angry shit juices flowing?

I was a Philosophy major, but downgraded to a minor in Philosophy...switched majors to English.  Philosophy is fucking awesome, but it gets to be too much after a while.  In a seminar called Advanced Metaphysics, we spent nearly a full semester discussing the logical possibility of time travel.

as far as hate is concerned, you can put me down for hating vibers, scenesters, fill in the blank ___________, whatever...I also hate fat people.  they're disgusting and they waste a lot of my goddamned tax money.  stop eating and exercise, fat fucks.

littering, stealing, fixed gear hipsters, people who put spoilers on their cars, pimping Neons, rims on minivans, rock n' roll superiority, nyc fakeness, 90% of the skaters i meet......................

people are mostly wack, i guess.

[tompettyandtheforeskins]

I need to start hating people based on appearances and stereotypes. I think it would make things easier.

[Corby Tender]

A kid I know was trying to talk to me yesterday about converting the back windshield area of his car into a glass tank to put a snake in.  Regardless of how illegal/corny/idiotic that sounds...the dumbass didn't even take into consideration the fact that snakes are cold-blooded and we live in fucking New York, meaning the thing would need heat lamps 24/7 or else it would die.

I essentially hate dumb heroin addicts who think they're ballin in their 97 chevy impala.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

I hate people like me

[Foray]

People who eat with their mouths open, smacking their food, etc. 

[oyolar]

People who eat with their mouths open, smacking their food, etc. 

holy shit! i completely forgot about this! my roommate from last year and this year both do this and so does my one friend. it is the single most disgusting thing ever. i really don't want to hear you chew, i hear myself do it enough.

[HGDhero]

I strongly dislike
Hipsters
Jocks
Club kids, dress like a douche bag/wait in huge line/speng lots $ on shitty drinks? Support your local dive bar, sucka!
Mongo Pushers/mall grabbers/ people that buy skate ish from mallstores/CCS etc
Trustfund kids/Frat boys, basically same thing.
Loud drunk chicks, even though they're usually hot would be alot better if they would shut the hell up!
People who always try to talk about themselves, dont ever listen to anybody else just wait to spit out their bullshit
Broke ass friends that wont get a part time job, and couch surf/lurk on food/rides etc etc
Agressive bums that come into restraunts to ask you for change, WTF?
Dude that freaks out when skating a park and cant land a trick, super serious and ruins everybodies good time.
Christian/conservative/Republicans

[Sleazy]

In a seminar called Advanced Metaphysics, we spent nearly a full semester discussing the logical possibility of time travel.

annoying considering that einstein already proved that slowing of time is possible with special relativity

[kevbo999]

I hate bums so bad.  Especially the ones who get mad when you don't give them anything.  Who the fuck do they think they are?  I bust my ass doing dishes for next to nothing, and you want ME to give YOU money?  I swear I'm gonna lose it on one of em someday.

There's this one asshole who sets up a lawn chair outside the liquor store.  Some people actually like him because he wears an eyepatch and shouts at you like a pirate, but if you give him nothing he gets pissed.  The other day I saw him flipping through a thick wad of $10's.  If I ever see more than 20 bucks in his hat I'm running off with it, he won't catch me.

[Cthulhu!]

I went to the park today. Now I remembered why I try to avoid it like the plague.

Some tie die wearing faggot was going around showing everyone up. Do a trick and he does it right in front of you then looks at you.
Kids yelling "fuck" as loud as possible and throwing their boards.
Other kids arguing over what bushings are the lightest ones.
Kids dropping in while your skating the mini ramp.

Kids that skate these days are fucking lame. I hate them. This applies to anyone under 18.

And people that take themselves too seriously.
I saw some bitch at the store steal a bunch of things.
People on their cell phones while driving, completely oblivious of whats going on.
Neighbors going outside to argue at 4 a.m. Common courtesy doesn't exist anymore.

Pretty much all people really. I am not stoked on humans. Some days I want to pack up and move to the woods. The bears would probably make better neighbors.

[sebastian toombs]

Neighbors going outside to argue at 4 a.m. Common courtesy doesn't exist anymore.

and then when one of them leaves in a huff, they have to slam every door, hood, and trunk on their car at least twice...

[LloydChristmas]

people like this dude i met the other day.  the guy began dating my good friend emily recently, and i talked to him for the first time the other night.  without even saying as much as two words to me,  dude tried to call me out on my knowledge of music.  i proceeded to shit on him, but who the fuck is he to call me out in a room of people he doesn't even know?  HATE people like that.

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

people that say "call you back in 5 minutes" and never do

[frisco]

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People who eat with their mouths open, smacking their food, etc. 

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holy shit! i completely forgot about this! my roommate from last year and this year both do this and so does my one friend. it is the single most disgusting thing ever. i really don't want to hear you chew, i hear myself do it enough.

Oddly enough I was thinking about this thread on my way to school today because this fucker I saw had his mouth open, people who constantly keep their mouths open piss me off, can't stand people like that

close your fucking mouth when you walk around or you look like some blank staring idiot

[Beautifull]

Girls that don't get it, but act like they do

People that cut me off to finish my sentence and they finish it with the wrong words or ideas

Idiots, dipshits, kooks and people who like chompsky

[EricLogan]

bums that ask for money for food, but turn down food offers

bums that ask for change, and when they get it, expect even more

the bum that hit me up for change whom I didn't give any to, and said "MAN! Tacoma people are mean! I woulda had a hundred bucks by now in any other city!" fuck off, on a slow day, I don't make half that

people that sit in front of their friend's house in their car and honk continuously for 10 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Just knock like a real person

Post Miami Ink/LA Ink douchebag tattoo artists. Just cause a couple of you landed on the tv doesn't make you all superstars

but ahhhhhh, I got some hate for myself, too

I totally do the thing mentioned before, whenever I hang out with friends of my gf, I'm totally awkward and quiet, it's not a cool-guy thing, I'm just way shitty around people I hardly know or have things in common with, and I'm pretty one dimensional, so small talk over shit most people are into like politics & sports, or whatever is impossible

Also I hate when I'm trying to describe a spot to someone and all I can reference is a trick I've done in a past video part

My facial expression when I skate is a perminant determined scowl, so people that don't know me thinks I hate everyone at the park

I've put off getting a driver's lisence so much, that I've put it on a pedistol and it seems unobtainable. (see 40 year old virgin's "pussy on a pedistol" line for reference)

For some reason I won't hang out with co-workers, I don't know why I just bail every time, I used to think maybe it's cause they listen to Emenem, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, etc., but I'm beginning to think the real reason is even more petty as I doubt I'd be subjected to their music in an uncontrolled social setting.

also as mentioned before, I complain about work instead of just manning up, quitting and trying out a different field

[ZipZinger]

Random people who try and bum a cig

[guy le douche]

Random people who try and bum a cig

or people who ask you for a puff everytime you light a smoke, and then take like half the cigarette.

[Livin The Psychedelic Lif]

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Random people who try and bum a cig

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or people who ask you for a puff everytime you light a smoke, and then take like half the cigarette.

or booze.

[frisco]

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Random people who try and bum a cig

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or people who ask you for a puff everytime you light a smoke, and then take like half the cigarette.

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or booze.

weed is definately the worst, like fucks who phone you and say "wanna blaze" and of course they have no weed

[Cheapboarder]

Oh god, loud Black girls. Even though i'm black.

Why the fuck do you have to scream what your saying to some dumb bitch two tables down from you?
Why do you think it is funny to scream random shit at random people?




Off topic the Chris Hansen - Vov battle rap needs it own thread.

[nice weather]

Theres this one kid I hate at the skatepark I grew up skating in vienna. I only hate him because he's from the generation of locals that my generation "raised". But we did a poor job and although everyone else turned out fine, he constantly screams and breaks boards and wears the most expensive shitty gear you could ever imagine.

And then there's also an ex boyfriend of my ex girlfriend, who once insulted a friend of mine he never met and when I told him to shut  up he slapped me in the face and wanted to fight me. At a birthday party. At a friends place. I didn't fight him because I couldn't afford to make a scene. Also he would've killed me.

also:    - rich kids who act super rich
          - rich kids that are hippies and call you out on being a capitalist
     

[Cheapboarder]

Sounds like you got beef with a silly fuck.