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Are you friends with your cat?
« on: July 19, 2009, 08:52:55 PM »
Hey y'all, I gotta let something out that's been inside me for awhile. I always go over to friends houses and it seems like they don't give a shit about there cat. They don't even fucking notice there cats when there sitting there meowing, wanting to play or wanting a fresh bowl of food. I don't know about anyone else but the first thing i do in the morning before i make coffee is walk over to my little fuzz thing and give it the pets it deserves. In fact, whenever i walk past it's almost certain i'm gonna give it a pet or play with it and when it wants attention i'm always gonna be there to give it. If you feel the same way as me please respond
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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 09:24:19 PM »
I'm friends with 2 cats and I am not speaking to 2 other.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 09:27:05 PM »
Ive always wanted a cat that I could call my own and befriend but I just can't commit to getting one...

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2009, 09:50:15 PM »


cats are the shit. this is my friend whitney's cat dusty.
he is the shit as well.
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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2009, 09:53:27 PM »
HELL YES

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 01:08:33 AM »
I don't like how cat's always give you the evil eye, I'm a dog person.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 03:16:12 AM »
I have 4 cats.
One has cute long black hairs and she is very shy, but when you touch she's going prrrr.
the other one is insane
another one is autistic
and another one is weird.

If I see a cat one the street and I make that ''come here kitty sound''  they always seem to come at me. They know I love them.
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 04:05:35 AM »
Dogs will never have shit on cute little kittys!




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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 05:00:22 AM »

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 05:28:44 AM »
2 cats, love them both.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 05:31:54 AM »
Just moved into a new place and the cat's still scared shitless of me.  I'd rather be able to play with it when I'm bored..

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 05:47:29 AM »
Ben, I know exactly what you mean!

Like, why have them if you're not even psyched on cats/having pets?

Anyone else here teach their cat to play fetch? it trumps every cat vs. dog debate instantly if you do
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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 08:48:33 AM »
Lol one of my friend's cat fetches his toys, it's great.

Never owned one myself but have always been cool with all my friends' cats-it's awesome to see their different personalities.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 08:53:33 AM »
i am friends with no cat. except my childhood cat benson. r.i.p benson, he drowned in someone's spa.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 09:50:55 AM »
i'm definitely a cat person. my cats are quite rad.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2009, 10:22:18 AM »
cat person. for some reason cats feel at ease with me.even my friend's cat who's afraid of people.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2009, 11:03:14 AM »
i am more of a dog person, but i love some cats. granted they are the chill cats and not the snotty little cunt variety. my ex-girlfrinds cats were so rad.


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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 11:17:56 AM »
They're the best pet to play with when stoned, plus they mellow out like no other.
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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 11:20:47 AM »
My cat is fat and obnoxious. I love her to death.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 11:38:17 AM »
They're the best pet to play with when stoned, plus they mellow out like no other.
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This is exactly what my cats like. She basically has the personality of a dog, always watching you eat, wanting to play etc and when I hold her in the air she stretches her legs out which she'll do for no one else
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2009, 12:10:20 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 12:19:31 PM »
I kept the box my Slap Enjoi board came in because my cats love it so much.








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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »
i have one very little and old anorexic black cat.....shes the sickest out there of em all.....
i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 01:53:00 PM »
I have a long haired cream point Persian named Winston....he is the shit. I have never really seen another cat who will sit on his ass in middle of the living room or up against a wall...so awesome.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 03:33:59 PM »
I kept the box my Slap Enjoi board came in because my cats love it so much.




Hey, that looks like a Bombay, like my cat.  She is awesome, plays fetch and likes to hide in blanket caves.

Anyways, of course I love my cat, that is why I got a harness and leash, so I can take her for walks.  It works ok.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2009, 04:07:25 PM »
my cat looks like she swallowed a football. she still partys though. my room is her HQ and she handles her calls from my computer chair. she's rad as hell, knows her name, comes when she's called and if i haven't seen her all day she'll have like 4-5 sentence/meow conversations with me.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2009, 04:25:52 PM »
It is hard not to be friends with my roomate's cat.




He has a tendency to always be in the middle of everything and demands a lot of attention when he is not sleeping. The cat is amazing and hard to not want to pet every time he is near.

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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 04:33:24 PM »


yes.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2009, 05:37:37 PM »
cats suck, i can count on one hand the amount of down cats i've met in my life.  cats get way too much credit on here, dogs are way radder, thyere always down to play, appreciate attention whenever its given to them, they fuck shit up, and always have your back.  to close this argument over who's better a dog will die to protect you, a cat won't.

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Re: Are you friends with your cat?
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2009, 05:47:08 PM »
One of my cats likes it when i walk around with her on my shoulder.  She goes on the table and makes noise and looks at me like she wants attention until i stoop over just enough for her to jump onto my shoulder.  (Works best with a wool sweater or flannel shirt, for comfort, grip and protection).  then i just walk around house doing my thing and she chills up there.