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Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« on: August 14, 2009, 02:33:38 AM »
Art, there are too many annoying, freckled-ass chodes (cough sancho dave, cough janes_addiction_sucks) popping in and destroying these boards.  We need you back homie, you were the fuel to the fire, the lube to the anal fucking, the pins to our worms.

I miss the good ol' myspace linking, picture posting, hilarious mockery.

It's not the same without you... WHO AGREES?                       

AAYYYOOOO
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 02:37:54 AM »
There will only be one...


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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 02:43:31 AM »
Im honestly dumbfounded on how I got lumped together with that janes addiction cunt...
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 02:48:55 AM »
Quote from: SanchoDave on August 14, 2009, 02:43:31 AM
Im honestly dumbfounded on how I got lumped together with that janes addiction cunt...

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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 02:49:30 AM »
One dowwnnn....
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 03:58:34 AM »
CAW
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 04:16:48 AM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 05:58:57 AM »
Can someone what happened between him and Perfect Cock?
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 07:20:03 AM »
Duh I want him back.

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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 07:55:26 AM »
I think the real SLAP bouncer is the man known collectively as Jesse. His brooding anger and disgust for the middle-aged vegan was very entertaining to read
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 08:42:21 AM »
This is about 2.0, right? I'm ready for a 3.0. Dude is a laugh riot. Besides, we need someone to keep ISUCK! and The Gipper "in check."
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 08:49:01 AM »
i didnt read any of this thread, but you guys remember the Aqua teen hunger force MOD ALERT guys??
i thought that was funny

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i miss the arguments between Dr. newton and newton 2.0
« Last Edit: August 14, 2009, 08:52:22 AM by Hola »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 08:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Narcissus on August 14, 2009, 08:42:21 AM
This is about 2.0, right? I'm ready for a 3.0. Dude is a laugh riot. Besides, we need someone to keep ISUCK! and The Gipper "in check."
that reminds me, i had a nap-dream just now that jamie thomas and michael jordan gave me a ride home.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 08:59:26 AM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 09:07:10 AM »
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This is about 2.0, right? I'm ready for a 3.0. Dude is a laugh riot. Besides, we need someone to keep ISUCK! and The Gipper "in check."
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that reminds me, i had a nap-dream just now that jamie thomas and michael jordan gave me a ride home.
hah dude, nap dreams are always the most fucked up/weirdest things
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2009, 09:29:32 AM »









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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2009, 09:44:16 AM »
that gif is epic!

but yeah, we definitely need art newt back.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2009, 12:34:26 PM »
His humilation of 2.0 was pretty funny to see, i wouldn't mind having him back.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2009, 12:40:50 PM »
Quote from: Narcissus on August 14, 2009, 08:42:21 AM
This is about 2.0, right? I'm ready for a 3.0. Dude is a laugh riot. Besides, we need someone to keep ISUCK! and The Gipper "in check."
Newton 2.0 did the opposite of keep me in check. He made me louder and more obnoxious. In the end his ass got put in check when there was evidence that all the shit talking I did to him was dead-on, and he disappeared. If he ever comes back its going to be harsh as he faces up to his lameness.

But yes, Art Newt, come back. Shit went down with perfect cock? Weak. That dude is lame as fuck, he's just jealous because Newt could pull off the mysterious asshole message board bouncer, whereas, very few people care about pc's gay pictures aside from the fact that whenever he posts, gross pictures that nobody wants to see come up, which is annoying. What a weak gimmick. Cool! you've spent hours staring at pictures of cocks and gay orgies, just so we can look at pictures and say "hmm, look, its so-and-so illustrated into a gay orgy" and then move on. Overall its harmless, juvenile, and easy to ignore, so I don't mind. But if PC chased out Artnewt, fuck him, and his attempts to sublimate his irresistable desire to stare at cocks.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2009, 12:50:30 PM »
all praise be to allah
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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2009, 12:59:07 PM »
Quote from: The Gipper on August 14, 2009, 12:40:50 PM
But if PC chased out Artnewt, fuck him, and his attempts to sublimate his irresistable desire to stare at cocks.

I doubt perfection is trying to sublimate anything (but good word, you can put that on a vocab test!), I'm sure he'd be happy to regale you with his crude and obscene fantasies.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2009, 01:00:54 PM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2009, 01:11:41 PM »
Quote from: sage on August 14, 2009, 12:59:07 PM
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But if PC chased out Artnewt, fuck him, and his attempts to sublimate his irresistable desire to stare at cocks.
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I doubt perfection is trying to sublimate anything (but good word, you can put that on a vocab test!), I'm sure he'd be happy to regale you with his crude and obscene fantasies.
You know, acting like I am a jerk for having a normal vocabulary doesn't make me feel bad, it just reassures me that you are stupid and I am smart. What I consider normal words, you consider difficult.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2009, 02:03:09 PM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2009, 02:39:38 PM »
I'm repeating myself here but the battle (and victory I'd say) with wintersox was highly amusing and I laughed at so many posts in the FFFFFUUUU thread because of him. Plus, does ANYBODY miss newt 2.0? I believe he played a large part in getting rid of him. He also started the boob thread although I prefer the ass thread.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2009, 02:43:01 PM »
Didn't he create the FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU topic? Wintersox was amazing too.
Artnewt should get a slap lifetime achievement award.
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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2009, 02:48:05 PM »
Quote from: The Gipper on August 14, 2009, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: sage on August 14, 2009, 12:59:07 PM
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But if PC chased out Artnewt, fuck him, and his attempts to sublimate his irresistable desire to stare at cocks.
[close]

I doubt perfection is trying to sublimate anything (but good word, you can put that on a vocab test!), I'm sure he'd be happy to regale you with his crude and obscene fantasies.
[close]
You know, acting like I am a jerk for having a normal vocabulary doesn't make me feel bad, it just reassures me that you are stupid and I am smart. What I consider normal words, you consider difficult.

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »
Quote from: The Gipper on August 14, 2009, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: sage on August 14, 2009, 12:59:07 PM
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Quote from: The Gipper on August 14, 2009, 12:40:50 PM
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But if PC chased out Artnewt, fuck him, and his attempts to sublimate his irresistable desire to stare at cocks.
[close]

I doubt perfection is trying to sublimate anything (but good word, you can put that on a vocab test!), I'm sure he'd be happy to regale you with his crude and obscene fantasies.
[close]
You know, acting like I am a jerk for having a normal vocabulary doesn't make me feel bad, it just reassures me that you are stupid and I am smart. What I consider normal words, you consider difficult.

 I would say the words are perfectly cromulent
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