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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #270 on: December 19, 2009, 02:50:13 PM »
the situation love paradox

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #271 on: December 19, 2009, 10:12:34 PM »
christ, now i'm checking old threads to see super serious posts peppered with the situation.

"berra's in a fucked situation where his berrics unified situation is affecting the situation with local skateshops.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #272 on: December 19, 2009, 11:27:56 PM »
Smushed.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #273 on: December 20, 2009, 12:13:38 AM »
I'm sitting in bed thinking i brought the Grenade home tonight.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #274 on: December 20, 2009, 12:20:10 AM »
Smushed.
only mtv can put so much emotion into so little words

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #275 on: December 20, 2009, 09:50:16 AM »
situation


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #276 on: December 20, 2009, 10:59:17 AM »
I was in stitches when they were in the club and started to "beat up the beat"

also "Yeah, me and my chick didn't have sex cause she was on her period or whatever and wouldn't let me take off her pants"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #277 on: December 20, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »
seriously can't get enough of this. 
the editing is fantastic, but it doesnt hurt that the cast is playing along with the stereotypes.

right before dudes go to the barber was a fucking classic situation:
situation says "you ready chief?"
ronnie slurps down some protein mush and says "I'm in the zone"
and then off to get fresh to death,
its almost like they were trying to play along with My new Haircut


and how have they only been there for 2 weeks?  the way the talk about each other, you'd think it would be at least a month.


I was in stitches when they were in the club and started to "beat up the beat"

also "Yeah, me and my chick didn't have sex cause she was on her period or whatever and wouldn't let me take off her pants"
 
when my girl saw this she said "who the fuck wears white pants on her period?"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #278 on: December 20, 2009, 11:16:17 AM »
some species of birds develop a red spot on there chest to signify that there ready to mate and it will attract males. other birds will develop a red spot on their white pants to attract paulys
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #279 on: December 20, 2009, 11:25:48 AM »
Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #280 on: December 20, 2009, 11:30:58 AM »
I finally watched the last half of episode 4. Holy fucking shit. That dude seriously needs a fist pump beat down.



Now to put a smile on everyone's face, I saw this picture and could name everyone left to right in under ten seconds.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #281 on: December 20, 2009, 11:43:18 AM »
situation

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #282 on: December 20, 2009, 04:28:28 PM »
beating up the beat is the greatest fucking thing ever. this show is easily one of the most educational and entertaining things ever.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #283 on: December 20, 2009, 07:09:29 PM »
i wonder how many girls have told pauly d that they were on their period.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #284 on: December 20, 2009, 08:11:12 PM »
so what's the situation with paradox?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #285 on: December 20, 2009, 10:19:16 PM »
its funny how snookis boy "ron" (didn't even know his name was russ) was really just a spy sent by jwows boyfriend. perfect guido surveillance
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #287 on: December 21, 2009, 06:42:31 PM »
sounds like it might be time to get some cable. its on the mtv site though right?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #288 on: December 21, 2009, 06:46:47 PM »
weird how they 'shopped the fuck out of that poof.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #290 on: December 22, 2009, 08:58:22 AM »
SAUSAGE AN PEPAHS BABY!




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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #291 on: December 22, 2009, 09:01:16 AM »
KILLIN IT!!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #292 on: December 22, 2009, 01:16:10 PM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #293 on: December 22, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »
pauly d outta fuckin no where with that accent!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #294 on: December 22, 2009, 03:18:38 PM »
saw it for the first time and it was amazing

not sure if this got posted yet






awesome "situation"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #295 on: December 22, 2009, 06:18:24 PM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #296 on: December 22, 2009, 09:02:21 PM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #298 on: December 23, 2009, 04:04:33 PM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #299 on: December 23, 2009, 04:18:38 PM »
why are those italian groups being such babies?
do they think that mafia movies and shit make them look all cool but once some fine young guidos take the center stage they have uphold their reputation?

jersey shore just showcases a real italian american family. they eat together, sleep together, work together, club together, hot tub together and smush together. thats a real family, not some mafiosi where they all try and off each other   
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