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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #390 on: January 08, 2010, 07:30:39 PM »
That bitch Sam is manipulating Ronnie so bad & he's too much of a softie to realize it. I got so mad at that & I was drinking at home & wanted to talk about it so bad that finally someone came online 2 hours later and I unleashed. I ended up going on for hours because this Sam reminds me of my crazy ex named Sam. Goddamn succubus fucking bituicahasjkghajs,flasd./l;

This show's way too good.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #391 on: January 08, 2010, 08:20:05 PM »
God I love that fight after snickers told those three women to leave.

"I mean these broads probably smelled the food at the house."
my roommate lives like 15 minutes from where they are at and those bitches in the snooki fight went to high school with him. fucking hilarious.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #392 on: January 11, 2010, 10:06:52 PM »
I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.

Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.

so filming for scheduled for summer '10 then set for release like a year from now?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #393 on: January 11, 2010, 10:35:34 PM »
Ronnie seems like a big teddy bear...


I think mike is hilarious..


Can't wait for next episode.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #394 on: January 12, 2010, 03:56:53 AM »
So stoked when the situation dubbed Pauly D "The Problem"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #395 on: January 12, 2010, 07:52:23 AM »
how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #396 on: January 12, 2010, 09:39:11 AM »
ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #397 on: January 12, 2010, 01:49:38 PM »
ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
We also enjoy Jereme Roger's raps, for the same reasons.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #398 on: January 12, 2010, 01:50:47 PM »
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
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We also enjoy Jereme Roger's raps, for the same reasons.
add doug brown and todd falcon to that mix as well.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #399 on: January 12, 2010, 02:22:11 PM »
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ok i saw you guys were joking about this but it is evident from this thread you guys actually watch and enjoy something like this? are you fucking gay or what?
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We also enjoy Jereme Roger's raps, for the same reasons.
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add doug brown and todd falcon to that mix as well.
I actually hold Todd one level above these guys. Granted, that's still way in the negative. But if I didn't I couldn't say the rest of them are "Worse than Todd Falcon"
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #400 on: January 12, 2010, 02:42:04 PM »
i think somethings wrong with you if you don't get a kick out of all the shit that pops off...

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #401 on: January 12, 2010, 05:41:14 PM »
how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.


About a month ago I texted you to go drink. I was even willing to go to the gay bar we refer to as 751.


About half an hour later, you messaged me back and said you had to cancel because your lady was coming over.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #402 on: January 12, 2010, 08:31:46 PM »
sammie's neck looks like a tree trunk

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #403 on: January 13, 2010, 06:24:51 AM »
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how does such a big behemoth of a guido take so much bullshit from his girlfriend? anyone who was getting laid enough wouldn't be taking any of that.
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About a month ago I texted you to go drink. I was even willing to go to the gay bar we refer to as 751.


About half an hour later, you messaged me back and said you had to cancel because your lady was coming over.
busted. my apologies.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #404 on: January 13, 2010, 11:35:01 AM »


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #405 on: January 13, 2010, 12:12:15 PM »


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #406 on: January 13, 2010, 08:31:27 PM »
Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #407 on: January 13, 2010, 09:27:55 PM »
you know your still going regardless of the spelling

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #408 on: January 13, 2010, 10:28:03 PM »
obvi

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #409 on: January 14, 2010, 01:27:28 AM »
Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.


Hopefully its gonna actually be a surprise tranny show.
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« Reply #410 on: January 14, 2010, 04:22:55 PM »
I just saw tonight's two episodes at work today. Whoever you may hate right now might actually become your favourite, and vice versa.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #412 on: January 14, 2010, 08:43:38 PM »
I would love to see Snooki's tits.  There I said it!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #413 on: January 14, 2010, 09:09:47 PM »
J Wows tits are so ridiculous, I guarantee she'll do porn or naked photoshoots after the show, you heard it hear first

tonights double header was eventful, that stalker chick was funny, snookie and the situation will bone in the finale

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #414 on: January 14, 2010, 09:10:45 PM »
i want to see jwowws jugs so bad. i wish they would've shown ronnie fuck that dude up. any time someone is laying face down with their arms at their sides, you know they aren't on earth any more.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #415 on: January 14, 2010, 09:23:00 PM »
"ONE SHOT! THAT WAS IT! ONE SHOT!!!"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #416 on: January 14, 2010, 09:43:10 PM »
lol he got up with his ass stickin up in the air
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #417 on: January 14, 2010, 09:44:33 PM »
where do i begin with this? double header? the situation getting into situations? the sistuation hookin up with vinny? j woww? ronnie? someone just give me topics and let me rant about them
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #418 on: January 15, 2010, 03:38:47 AM »
I decided to start watching it after seeing some clips here and there. After half an hour All I see is 4 dumb annoying whores.
And 4 monkeys, but the monkeys are quite funny sometimes
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #419 on: January 15, 2010, 05:10:50 AM »
You guys are just encouraging Michael by referring to him as "the situation". I would love for his face and Ronnie's fist to get intimate.
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