Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154599 times)

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #420 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:48:23 AM »

situation's sister was dropped by vinny. fucking vinny of all people. then crawls right back to him, further proving that dumb whoreness is not just a learned trait by mike, but it's genetic in the situation family.

i wonder if you could power a small house from the static discharge release from sammie's thighs rubbing together while she walks.

frig deuce · « **Reply #421 on:** January 15, 2010, 07:45:58 AM »

hahaha they treat women like they're stupider than they are or something

"SHE'S JUST A FEMALE MAN"
"SHE'S A FEMALE!!!"

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #422 on:** January 15, 2010, 09:17:42 AM »

its amazing how they can call each other whores and retards but the minute someone makes a fat joke, wayyy over the line. for shame.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #423 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:25:17 PM »

cause snooks had an eating disorder. geez, be a little more sympathetic, she's a real person after all

best quote:
Danielle: Come to the holy land
DJ Pauly D: No
Danielle: Why not?
DJ Pauly D: Cause I'll get beat up

a funny situation:
"Delvecchio, that will be your new last name" and then Pauly D talks about how he doesn't want to get married or anything

LIVEfromthe3one5 · « **Reply #424 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:09:27 PM »

The situation is looking more and more D-Baggish after last night, but damn those were some great episodes. Pauly's stalker was awesome, that girls crazy as all hell and looked like a damn fool throughout the whole episodes.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #425 on:** January 15, 2010, 08:07:37 PM »

me and my roommate we're just having a heated debate, who do you think wins a no holds barred cage match

the great CT from the challenges

VS.

ronnie

my money is on CT, that dude is a fuckin wolverine and cannot be stopped

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #426 on:** January 15, 2010, 09:40:52 PM »

ct has the boston anger but ronnie has something to prove. my money is on the kid.

but if darrell from the real world challenges was there, they'd both be fucked.
http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you

raul · « **Reply #427 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:10:17 AM »

Yeah, the Boston rage will only get CT so far, Ronnie's made of bricks.

Quote from: Donkey Lips on January 15, 2010, 09:40:52 PM

ct has the boston anger but ronnie has something to prove. my money is on the kid.

but if darrell from the real world challenges was there, they'd both be fucked.
http://vodpod.com/watch/2586513-dayymn-darrell-of-the-real-world-gives-one-of-his-cast-members-a-lumping-on-tv-im-sorry-family-i-thought-you-just-called-me-a-bitch-im-bout-to-run-you

I forgot about Darrell, he was one of my favorite dudes from Road Rules.

Here's something you guys may have seen by now, but just in case.

http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html

daddy · « **Reply #428 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:54:15 AM »

is it me or was Pauly D talking to the stalker jew on the phone the best thing to happen since the show started?

drunk · « **Reply #429 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:37:27 AM »

integrating 'grenade launcher' into my vernacular now

diddlyd · « **Reply #430 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:30:04 AM »

lovin the situation and pauly d
ronnie needs to quit sucking sammie's cock
vinny is acting like a dooshbag now that he gets some air time, but needless to say i still like him.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #431 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:30:47 AM »

you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable

watch this

my money is still on him

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #432 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:40:24 AM »

"Mike, you watchin'?"

loophole · « **Reply #433 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:47:03 AM »

with this and the conan/leno bashing, tv is TOO FUCKING GOOD THESE DAYS

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #434 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:16:01 PM »

Quote from: All Hail Wu Welsh on January 16, 2010, 08:30:47 AM

you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable

watch this

my money is still on him

you're right. i retract. ct wins based on the line "i will smash his head and eat it". that's some serious anger.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #435 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:19:57 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on January 16, 2010, 09:40:24 AM

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #436 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on January 16, 2010, 12:16:01 PM

Quote from: All Hail Wu Welsh on January 16, 2010, 08:30:47 AM
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you're right ct does have the boston rage, and it's unstoppable

watch this

my money is still on him
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you're right. i retract. ct wins based on the line "i will smash his head and eat it". that's some serious anger.

CT may have the rage, but Ronnies got that "I will smash your head so there is nothing left to eat in one punch" type upper body. The dude is huge and seems to be taking on CT type ragers left and right. "One shot, bro."

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #437 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:25:19 PM »

Oh, and Ronnie keeps fighting because Sammy castrated him and he needs to let out the aggression somewhere.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #438 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:56:59 PM »

yeah but two girls were able to stop Ronnie from fighting, more than 8 full grown men couldn't contain the beast that is CT. Ronnie's cool, but he's #2 on my list of mtv reality show fighters, derrick clocks in at #3.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #439 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:27:15 PM »

CT clearly has the rage on his side, I'm not denying that. Ronnie could have easily thrown those girls off of him but had the presence of mind to know not to hurt them. He is cool and calculated. and HUGE.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #440 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:28:39 PM »

I just watched the last ten minutes of a Jersey Shore episode. It just made me kind of angry and even more bitter towards humanity. I don't think I'll ever watch it again

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #441 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:36:20 PM »

"That was one shot bro" - Ronnie.

"I swear to god, he swung at me, it was self defense" - Ronnie
I really anticipate the next episode. I watched the 8 episodes yesterday and today and I dont know how I am supposed to live through another week without it...

I also liked when the situation sad: "I neither didn't do it neither" and one of my most beloved quotes "Yeah...they were cute, but the other girls were way (...thinks...) more cuter."

Chiguy · « **Reply #442 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:23:06 PM »

I don't understand why people antagonize Ronnie.

Of all people you pick the biggest, roided up one to pick fights with

cold budweisers · « **Reply #443 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:26:45 PM »

ayo wu welsh that question is one for the ages, i can't call it, but if i had to choose i'd go with ct. ronnie is big, but he's a softie. ct is pure crazy.

Chiguy · « **Reply #444 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:54:29 PM »

If Jwoww doesn't do some kind of hardcore/softcore or shit even a nude photo shoots after this show ends, Imma be mighty disappointed

Mackattack · « **Reply #445 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:03:46 PM »

The Situation's situation really almost pains me. Im pulling for the guy.
Every time hes gonna get some tail the fucking grenades start flying from out of the woodwork.
Even him finally getting some ginch warrants a grenade to showing up on his front door step the next morning to make sure he catches some shrapnel from that shit. Homie ducked out into the shower like a pro.

Jupiter · « **Reply #446 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:51:53 AM »

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #447 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:31:15 AM »

^^^ Above two posts GTL FTW.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #448 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:32:20 AM »

Quote from: SteezusChrist on January 17, 2010, 09:51:53 AM

omg, he had a face with 2 eyes a nose AND a mouth in highschool? That's fucked

skatebort · « **Reply #449 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:16:18 PM »

i think that the .gif of snooki getting punched in the face should come up every time someone types snookie or snookers

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154599 times)

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