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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #630 on: April 12, 2010, 07:45:32 AM »
They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again.  I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey.  Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations.  I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.

In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.

Stoked because that means insanely hot Persian girls.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #631 on: April 12, 2010, 07:55:24 AM »
this is lesbos


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #632 on: April 12, 2010, 09:53:04 AM »

In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #633 on: April 12, 2010, 10:12:41 AM »
If I hit the gym and the tanning bed real hard, do you think I could pass for a Persian prince?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #634 on: April 12, 2010, 10:17:18 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #635 on: April 12, 2010, 11:26:55 AM »
If I hit the gym and the tanning bed real hard, do you think I could pass for a Persian prince?
more like a Persian ponce
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #636 on: April 12, 2010, 12:09:46 PM »
They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again.  I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey.  Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations.  I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.

In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.
Wow. before I wasn't sure if Mtv was blatantly stereotyping different ethnicities, and thought maybe the Italian thing just coincidentally goes with some sort of popular subculture. Now I am certain. Mtv is racist and is just making fun of minorities.

And if I am not confused it was the Real World Chicago where a person was shot, and came to the doorstep of the real world house, begging for help and medical attention. The producers didn't want to deal with it, so they locked the guy out and ignored him. He ended up dying on the doorstep.

Another example of Mtv acting trashy was when they decided to do a fraternity show at University of California, Santa Cruz. I went to school there and I can confidently say that there was pretty much no greek life on the campus at the time. So somehow the one frat on campus gets mtv to come. Obviously, in a school where there are virtually no frats or sororities, the only people who join them are losers who can't find friends the way everybody else does. So they convince MTV that they are super wild and all that and mtv comes. Overall, the whole thing is a failure. They try to have a crazy frat party to kick the show off, and somehow the entire homeless population of Santa Cruz found out about the free beer to whoever came, and blew out the party. After failure after failure like this, they want to show how badass they are, and in order to impress the mtv cameras they stole a 15 year old koi fish from a pond on campus, killed it, and ate it. Santa Cruz was a hippy school, so everybody flips out about the incident. Somehow word gets out about what happens. The kids involved get arrested, and MTV is ordered, after fighting it, to hand over the footage of the incident. I knew one of the kids from a politics class I took, he was a right wing douchebag similar personally to Dr. Newton. He made a statement to the press saying he was falsely accused and planned to sue the university after this all was done for falsely accusing him and for defamation of character. Well, when mtv finally handed over the tape, he claerly had no right to sue.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #637 on: April 12, 2010, 12:34:10 PM »
do you really think creating a show that documents a sub-culture is being rascist? how documenting persian club scene in some area any different than documenting the rap scene in houston? they aren't creating these groups, only filming what they do and whether it's funny or not is left up to interpretation.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #638 on: April 12, 2010, 02:10:12 PM »
do you really think creating a show that documents a sub-culture is being rascist? how documenting persian club scene in some area any different than documenting the rap scene in houston? they aren't creating these groups, only filming what they do and whether it's funny or not is left up to interpretation.
If it was just one group, no. But what makes me feel like it is racist is that apparently each of these series is based upon documenting groups of people from one ethnicity or another, finding the shittiest examples of them as possible, and putting them on the air so everybody else can laugh at them.
If specific cultures weren't picked out like Italian or Persian, it would be one thing. So if it was like "bros at the beach" or "douchebags at the club" I wouldn't be offended. What this persian thing looks like is MTV execs thinking "They laughed at the wops, they'll definitely laugh at the camel jockeys." Its just the way they seem to be doing it.
Also, covering the rap scene in houston is different than mocking black culture in Houston. That's what I think the difference is.

Overall, I'm not crying for the Italians of Persians. Worse incidences of racism have occurred in this world, but I think its obvious that MTV is bringing the minstrel show to new groups of minorities, and its just another example of how lame they are.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #639 on: July 04, 2010, 09:01:25 AM »
july 29 let's do this

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #640 on: July 04, 2010, 09:47:35 AM »
Stoked for this

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #641 on: July 04, 2010, 09:59:12 AM »
july 29 let's do this


So glad Angelina's back, she was the bitchiest and the finest of them. And if that was her who gave J-Woww that shiner, kudos. Can't waaaaiiiittt! I wish BB would come back just to talk about this though.  :-\
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #642 on: July 04, 2010, 10:04:31 AM »
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july 29 let's do this

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So glad Angelina's back, she was the bitchiest and the finest of them. And if that was her who gave J-Woww that shiner, kudos. Can't waaaaiiiittt! I wish BB would come back just to talk about this though.  :-\

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #643 on: July 04, 2010, 10:11:40 AM »
i feel like such a shithead for being from nj and actually being psyched to see this new one
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #644 on: July 04, 2010, 11:10:27 AM »
i feel like such a shithead for being from nj

Sorry. Too easy.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #645 on: July 04, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »
july 29 let's do this

I'm not sure I can handle another season. I do like how Ronnie can't help but use metaphors about shit and garbage when talking about his relationship with women though.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #646 on: July 04, 2010, 11:53:57 AM »
Wait, so BB focused?  When did this happen?  Did he post a reason or just bail?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #647 on: July 04, 2010, 11:58:21 AM »
It was shortly after the Vicky debacle, I don't know if he posted about it or anything though.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #648 on: July 04, 2010, 05:00:31 PM »
As long as J Woww is there with those big ol' fake titties, I'll be watching.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #649 on: July 04, 2010, 05:15:32 PM »
saw this on quartersnacks, psyched
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #650 on: July 04, 2010, 09:44:52 PM »
wow. mad soon. it's a rap. never leaving the couch

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #651 on: July 04, 2010, 10:34:45 PM »
ahhahah no way, i was thinkin it was goin to premiere only in the end of the year

this is going to be awesome
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #652 on: July 04, 2010, 11:03:59 PM »
watching this only because of angelina.
id fuck the brains out of that obnoxious bitch

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #653 on: July 04, 2010, 11:25:17 PM »
i can't wait to se all the fights and i'm hyped that Ronnie's on the loose. nothin' but background creepin' on bitch-ass Sammi Sweetheart!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #654 on: July 05, 2010, 12:29:45 PM »
Oooo fuck, this is going to be insane. Looks like Ronnie's been on the chemical supplement diet, shed a few pounds. ( I mean cocaine!)

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #655 on: July 05, 2010, 02:36:10 PM »
or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #656 on: July 05, 2010, 02:44:20 PM »
yeah im glad angie's back too. you know, she could star some porn video
shes pure agressive sex.. angelina would make great anal gape and gag bj scenes!

and did you see paulie reppin a love park tee at 0:37? it reminded me some fool rockin a thrasher tee in a gossip girl episode years ago

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #657 on: July 05, 2010, 02:51:48 PM »
It's just a variation of this guys design, not skate related...
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #658 on: July 06, 2010, 08:43:17 AM »
or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)

Come on, what's more probable? He got semi-famous and quit doing steroids, or he got semi-famous and starting doing a lot more blow?


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #659 on: July 06, 2010, 11:32:37 AM »
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or he slowed down on the other chemical diet (I mean steroids!)
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Come on, what's more probable? He got semi-famous and quit doing steroids, or he got semi-famous and starting doing a lot more blow?


Good point.
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