Jersey Shore

[dlx111]

someone needs to make a gif of mike when he takes his glasses off after angie said she didnt hit pauly or whatever.

[Prison Wallet]

Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???

[BuddyPal]

The Jacuzzi part has fuckin hilarious. The fake titty thing was just floating in the water and then they played catch with it. That girl looked pretty bummed.

[Alan]

Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???

Iirc, it happened before she left in the first season...

[Jupiter]

jwoww's tits really do defy gravity

[Nick..]

Vinny banged Snooki, don't know what to think of that.

[ticklefingers]

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Angelina is batshit crazy... And on a side note, on last week episode when she went coo coo Pauly said something like "me and Situation did hook up with her but no feelings..." Did I miss something? They're rooming with her so did they tag-teamed her or something???

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Iirc, it happened before she left in the first season...

i think in the first episode they said it happened between seasons

[bumptobar]

someone needs to make a gif of mike when he takes his glasses off after angie said she didnt hit pauly or whatever.

By far the funniest part.  I lost it

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

God, those fucking Jersey shore kids claiming to black out every time they act like asses. I fucking hate people like that. LAst week Ronnie, this week Angelina.

[Donkey Lips]

I forgot the highlight of tonight was the MVP tribe ditching Angelina. Waiting until she literally turned around and they sprinted out the door.

[carbonite]

didn't know anyone else said "DTF"...my friend used to say that shit a lot like 15 years ago

[yobzobbler]

pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis

I am entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis. I call it SLAP.

[brent]

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis

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I am entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis. I call it SLAP.

SLAP > Jersey Shore.
I come here for all my stupid shit entertainment.

[lazy]

god damn.... he is a good actor.

[yobzobbler]

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god damn.... he is a good actor.

who are these fast-dealing cameramen mtv's got? usually the guys float around, 3 at a time, just making sure you can see faces. the fact that this guy knew the EXACT moment in which to zoom in onto a facial expression? i mean im not questioning the reality of this reality tv but that takes a fucking trigger finger to match real-life unscripted events with the zooming of a camera lens so well.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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pretty boring show unless you're actually entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis

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I am entertained by stupid shit on a regular basis. I call it SLAP.

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SLAP > Jersey Shore.
I come here for all my stupid shit entertainment.

SLAP + jersey shore is amazing. I probably wouldn't watch the show at all if it weren't for this thread. I think when I watch the show I catch about a quarter of the stupid shit they say. I come here for the rest and commentary.

[Crazy Ralph]

grenade free foundation

[crunk juice]

greatest show ever.  just keeps getting better and better.  i was pretty much in tears for this whole last episode.

[saucy ragu]

PERFECT.

The scene when Vinny & Snooki compliment each other in the kitchen, then Pauly D's closing comments on the exchange, "Who knows?" was a perfectly executed scene. Mike & Pauly surprised me with their mature approach to handling the Angelina thing, then of course they tried to grill a plastic tit. I think a movie would be fucking amazing. Have them go to Tokyo or something, take it global.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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PERFECT.

The scene when Vinny & Snooki compliment each other in the kitchen, then Pauly D's closing comments on the exchange, "Who knows?" was a perfectly executed scene. Mike & Pauly surprised me with their mature approach to handling the Angelina thing, then of course they tried to grill a plastic tit. I think a movie would be fucking amazing. Have them go to Tokyo or something, take it global.

It is comments like these that make me watch the show just to read this thread.

[illmatic]

shits getting pretty boring...nothing's really happening...they work in fucking ice shop and ronnie and sam like/don't like each other???

i also hate it when they call him ron

[Mackattack]

[smokecrack]

it sucks i have to come here every week and revive this thread.  shit's getting a lil stale to me in all honesty. the guys aren't picking up any girls at all (as far as i've seen, they haven't even hooked-up once.) the sammi-ronnie drama is getting so old that i fast forward their bullshit when i tivo this mess. the clubbing and gellato shop is boring me a bit. i want angelina or some of the girls to fist fight already. then i notice that they've been building up the moment where sammi sweetheart finds out about ronnie's creepage for the last 3 episodes now and still, we get nothing.  i like situation's maturity (with how to handle angelina from last week's episode/how he's always down to prepare a big family meal for eveyone) and that they're trying to give angelina a chance, BUT the build up to the big sammi reveal is getting rediculous. my favorite part of the whole episode is when they're all playing that questions game and sammi goes "what the fuck is this? who wrote this? which guy in the house would take a dump on my chest?" instant classic!!

[letsgobois]

it sucks i have to come here every week and revive this thread.  shit's getting a lil stale to me in all honesty. the guys aren't picking up any girls at all (as far as i've seen, they haven't even hooked-up once.) the sammi-ronnie drama is getting so old that i fast forward their bullshit when i tivo this mess. the clubbing and gellato shop is boring me a bit. i want angelina or some of the girls to fist fight already. then i notice that they've been building up the moment where sammi sweetheart finds out about ronnie's creepage for the last 3 episodes now and still, we get nothing.  i like situation's maturity (with how to handle angelina from last week's episode/how he's always down to prepare a big family meal for eveyone) and that they're trying to give angelina a chance, BUT the build up to the big sammi reveal is getting rediculous. my favorite part of the whole episode is when they're all playing that questions game and sammi goes "what the fuck is this? who wrote this? which guy in the house would take a dump on my chest?" instant classic!!

I think next week hilarity will ensue. They got the ol' keep 2 different sets of girls on different sides of the house trick going on. I hope they play the Benny Hill theme while running back and forth.
I do believe the maturity from the Sitch' comes from him being 30, and the family dinner thing must be his inner father taking after his kids.
Notice how Vinnie was in at least 2 of the threesome ideas? I bet he was stoked.

[Nick..]

You need to be on your tip top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA. Say that five times.

[dlx111]

this season is getting annoying fast. every week frickin ron goes bangin and sam crawls back.next week same thing.its getting ridiculous.

[Chiguy]

Sammi-Ronnie beef is shitting up the show.

Girl needs to make up her damn mind. If this is some of the more non-script stuff in the show, I can't believe how dumb and naive she is.

Dude goes out gets sloppy as hell, motorboats chicks, and gets to come home to a wife. Should be a no-brainer to drop his ass. She knows that everyone knows how hard the guy parties. I don't know why its so hard to drop his ass.

I guess what they say when a woman is in love is really true. She'll get physically beaten and work out any problems with the guy, even if he is a fucking alcoholic or crackhead just because she thinks she can tame him. All that and she still won't leave

[saucy ragu]

A little surprised at the dim-wittedness of Snooks & Jenni. They write that letter to Sammi in explicit detail, and say a few people in the house know about. WHO ELSE BUT THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE GONNA KNOW? And then Angelina doesn't even remember to tell those two that Sammi's going to pull hair if she finds out anyone in the house knew without telling her. All the broads are broken records and the guys have been too low-key.