Jersey Shore

[Chiguy]

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Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.

Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.

[close]

Since they have hooked up later on I think it's all good now. I would have loved it if they'd hate-smushed, though.

And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped...

Yeah especially considering Sammi is a dumb broad.

Sammi's dumber than Angelina by a mile.

I like how Situation was like "Yo Ronnie is Macgyver". That dude pretty much dodged a bullet and is now flying under the radar letting the girls beef over stupid shit, all the while everyone has forgotten that they were only fighting because Ronnie is a man-whore in the first place.

[Jupiter]

snookie's ethnicity is tan

[brent]

i think her real ethnicity is Obese-American

[manonthemoon]

I always thought OG meant original gangster, but thanks to the cast, I now know the proper meaning! Who thought you'd learn something from these schmucks.

[carbonite]

I like how this season started off kind of whatevs but the intensity is sloooowly building...kind of like...dare I say....a season of The Wire

[Tyroneshoelaces]

I like how this season started off kind of whatevs but the intensity is sloooowly building...kind of like...dare I say....a season of The Wire

my favorite show and my place of residence for 15 years of my life.   i should be offended but instead i completely agree

[Mooley]

That random clip of the chick Pauly was dancing with falling over right before they left the club had me rolling.

[eight oh eight]

"And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped..."
why is everyone saying this?  jenny clearly had control during most of the fight and whenever someone was holding her back or when her back was turned, sammi would take swings or toss a plate.

[Alan]

Because Jenny ended up on the floor and Sammi landed a few punches, or at least the female equivalent of it. And wasn't it Jenny who threw the plate at Sammi after the fight? I don't mean to say that Jwow was getting her ass kicked from the start but she definitely looked shook at the end...

Ok, just watched it again, it looked like everyone was in a huddle and Ronnie pushed Jenny to the floor. I mean, if they'd have a cage match my money would be on Jenny, but here she definitely got the short end of the stick.

[smokecrack]

"And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped..."
why is everyone saying this?  jenny clearly had control during most of the fight and whenever someone was holding her back or when her back was turned, sammi would take swings or toss a plate.

that squabble was bullshit and Sammi's cocky reactions afterwards were bullshit. everyone was in JWoww's way and Sammi took full advantage of that. JWoww, Sitch and Pauly are the most rational/logical in the house. Angelina also got bonus points for speaking in 3rd person this last episode.

[saucy ragu]

I didn't pay attention to the last part of the fight because Pauly popping up from the drunken dead to stop the fight had me and a roommate up and stomping. You can't fade that shit.

[Bobby Peru]

VINNIE!

[smokecrack]

there's a new Shore on right now

[phillipjayfry]

angelina is seriously the biggest bitch on the show,
shes such a shady character

[ticklefingers]

angelina is seriously the biggest bitch on the show,
shes such a shady character

no, ronnie's is the biggest bitch on he show

[Donkey Lips]

Ronnie has officially pushed 3 of the 4 females on that show. Dude better mind his hands or else Pauly D's gonna bear hug him again.

Sammie can brag about that fight now but she knows what would happen if Jwoww had her in the open. Remember that scene in Sin City when Marv finally gets his hands on the priest? Kind of like that.

I'm getting psyched for the Snooki suplex. I saw the teaser for it. Snookiemonster all like "OK...hold my rings..." getting ready for the move.

The Situation and Pauly D are definitely racking double digits this year whereas last year it looked like they only got a couple each. Pauly D's player statistics are going down drastically with the addition of a girl he actually wants to date.

[Giovanni Falcone]

Get Hyped! What's Sammi gonna do?

[Alan]

Uncle Nino needs a spin-off.

[Donkey Lips]

Get Hyped! What's Sammi gonna do?

Watch as the snookiemonster suplexes Angelina into furniture. She will probably use this as a venue to flip sides and all the sudden be cool with Jwoww and Snook. Be ready with screen captures - there will definitely be some priceless Pauly D and Situation face expressions.

[Poele]

Can anyone explain me why you would eat an egg sandwich next to Pauly 'smushing' some girl?

[nice weather]

Either a subtle try to ruin the vibe because he didn't get any, or they're just close like that.

[Donkey Lips]

Can anyone explain me why you would eat an egg sandwich next to Pauly 'smushing' some girl?

Dinner and a show dude.

[frisco]

[Giovanni Falcone]

So last we left off Vinnie and Angelina smushed. So he fucked Mike's sister, snookie, and Angelina and hooking up with other chicks. I'm hoping there is a brawl coming up. Ronnie needs another ed Hardy night, and Pauly D needs to get fucking buck or that guy is a pussy for real. I have a feeling those guys blaze major chronic. They pretty much have that whole house on lock down by kooking it.

And then Sammie, she most snort so much of that yung jeezy, she talks like some existencial coke slut. The whole my ethnicity is tan is definitely the yack talking, with that other bitch too. They probably rail lines in that confession booth. Who the fuck runs so many errons when super hung over with no sleep dressing the way they are dressing? Seriously bro. Haha, the situation gots this, I think the reason they fight and make up, there must be some unifying s?ance.

[Jupiter]

lol @ vinny gettin played.

dude was trippin telling that hoe he wanted to wife her n shit.

[starvingrobot]

Vinnie's whole sympathy date did him absolutely no good. "Please, please, please!"  Makes him look like a bitch.  Chicks don't dig that shit, especially dancers who get dudes trying to woo her every minute.  His fault he got played 100%.

Pauly on the other hand, handled his phone call and ice breaking joke completely professionally.

This episode was whatever but had some great Sitch quotes as expected.

[Jupiter]

[frisco]

Dudes the only consistently hilarious one

[crunk juice]

lost a lot of respect for mike this last episode.  dude's always been my favorite, but he has some serious bitch tendencies that he needs to deal with.  dude was being the biggest hater ever.  rating on his "boy" ronnie, tattle-tailing on angelina and freaking out like a 2-yr old.  kid needs to check himself.  i obviously think angelina is as big a cunt as the next guy, but how is it possibly mike's business who she fucks or plays?  get a life, dbag.  it's not your business.

this whole show is like a textbook study of human nature:

Lesson #1 (Angelina and Vinnie) = if you pull a hot bitch from a club in front of another chick --> other chicks who witness it will want to fuck you...even if said chick thought you were the biggest loser ever the day before.

Lesson #2 (Jose and Angelina + Vinnie and Random) = act like a needy pussy and get played.

Lesson #3 (Pauly D and his chick) = act non-needy and like a man and make fun of the chick --> she wants to marry you.

Lesson #4 (Ronnie and Sammie) = get famous + get options and the chick who was whatever about you 1st season will be so in love with you that she will let you get away with anything.

in conclusion: jersey shore > the wire.

[gaileaduffel]

in conclusion: jersey shore > the wire.

leave season 4 of the wire outta this please