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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #840 on: September 17, 2010, 05:00:14 AM »
Pauly runs shit, and I'm ok with that. Vinnie asked that chick out like a total puss, so he got douched. Besides, she's a fuckin dancer at a club. You don't date those chicks.

I was so stoked to watch Angelina get beat tonight, but I'll have to wait another fucking week to see that. Damn it.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #841 on: September 17, 2010, 05:41:38 AM »
Is anyone else even slightly ashamed that this thread is 29 pages long...?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #842 on: September 17, 2010, 06:40:48 AM »
Quote from: the ragamuffin on September 17, 2010, 05:41:38 AM
Is anyone else even slightly ashamed that this thread is 29 pages long...?
Hell no.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #843 on: September 17, 2010, 07:07:38 AM »
Lol at Vinnie getting played.

Telling a fucking dancer he wants to make her wife and shit. Now the girl Paulie brought is the type of girl that you might get away with that type of stuff on(And even then it might be tough, because Vinnie didn't play that off well at all).

Paulie runs shit in that house. Ronnie aside, its like the the others have no idea how one should change their game up depending on the social situation.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #844 on: September 17, 2010, 07:50:52 AM »
Hate, it's a no brainer. Get on it!
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #845 on: September 17, 2010, 11:44:04 AM »
inb4 situation gets his own spinoff. He makes the show.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #846 on: September 18, 2010, 10:42:30 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on September 17, 2010, 06:48:55 AM
Total sidebar.... in my lack of tv for years I have missed out on the Wire.  Lots of dudes in the Army here love it, which kinda made me ignore it because they also love Nascar and Paul Walker.  Am I missing out, should I be watching The Wire?

bro it's totally worth the time investment. in all honesty, it's probably the best American novel/film/tv show/whatever of the past 50 years...can skip season 5 though
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #847 on: September 18, 2010, 03:25:17 PM »
Quote from: carbonite on September 18, 2010, 10:42:30 AM
Quote from: HATE! on September 17, 2010, 06:48:55 AM
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Total sidebar.... in my lack of tv for years I have missed out on the Wire.  Lots of dudes in the Army here love it, which kinda made me ignore it because they also love Nascar and Paul Walker.  Am I missing out, should I be watching The Wire?
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bro it's totally worth the time investment. in all honesty, it's probably the best American novel/film/tv show/whatever of the past 50 years...can skip season 5 though

Quote from: HATE! on September 18, 2010, 12:00:22 PM
Goddamn, that is quite a statement.  I think I am going to save it for my deployment.  Series are the best to watch over there because they go on for so long.

i just rewatched all five seasons for the third time
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #848 on: September 18, 2010, 03:59:58 PM »
Yea the Wire is done

Just finished watching it this summer, burned through seasons 3-5 in just over a week, it was amazing
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #849 on: September 18, 2010, 04:22:11 PM »
hope you enjoy The Wire, HATE! thanks for everything that you do and good luck on your trip. as cheesy as it sounds, i'll even pray for you. take care, man.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #850 on: September 18, 2010, 04:51:26 PM »
pauly d is unfuckwithable.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #851 on: September 19, 2010, 12:24:13 AM »
I downloaded the first season of the Wire back in June after being told by countless friends that it's the greatest show ever ever ever. I still haven't started it yet.

Hate: you and me. First season. Let's do this.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #852 on: September 19, 2010, 02:00:07 AM »
Quote from: starvingrobot on September 16, 2010, 09:26:05 PM
Vinnie's whole sympathy date did him absolutely no good. "Please, please, please!"  Makes him look like a bitch.  Chicks don't dig that shit, especially dancers who get dudes trying to woo her every minute.  His fault he got played 100%.

Pauly on the other hand, handled his phone call and ice breaking joke completely professionally.

This episode was whatever but had some great Sitch quotes as expected.

That shit had me laughing so hard. Paully is killing it. He's coming up on the 'Sanitation'
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #853 on: September 19, 2010, 04:00:53 AM »
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh vinnies game is so pathetic

I think that episode featured the first footage I have seen of pauly without the blowout
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #854 on: September 19, 2010, 06:24:57 AM »
Quote from: rfox on September 19, 2010, 04:00:53 AM
I think that episode featured the first footage I have seen of pauly without the blowout

Hhaha, yes! It took me a few seconds to realise it's him...
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #855 on: September 19, 2010, 08:40:26 AM »
"Three course meal...spaghetti, fettuccinni, and veal..."

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Quote from: rfox on September 19, 2010, 04:00:53 AM
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh vinnies oedipus complex is so pathetic
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #856 on: September 19, 2010, 01:28:28 PM »
Quote from: HATE! on September 19, 2010, 06:57:33 AM
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I downloaded the first season of the Wire back in June after being told by countless friends that it's the greatest show ever ever ever. I still haven't started it yet.

Hate: you and me. First season. Let's do this.
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Deal!

I watched some Jersey Shore, that shit is like the zoo!  I just feel like i am sitting there watching these foreign creatures in awe.  Fucking ridiculous!

Yeah it really is a National Geographic on kooks. You didn't think they were real but they are.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #857 on: September 23, 2010, 07:47:05 PM »
pauly d's prank on ronnie and sammie....amazing


"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER"
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Quote from: Vov Vurnquist. on June 14, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #858 on: September 23, 2010, 08:02:01 PM »
Sitch quotes galore.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #859 on: September 23, 2010, 08:26:54 PM »
"YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!"  They always end the episodes in the beginning of the fights.  Lame!
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #860 on: September 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM »
You look like popeye on crack
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #861 on: September 23, 2010, 11:07:26 PM »
Snookie vs angelena!!!
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #862 on: September 24, 2010, 05:04:44 AM »
Quote from: deaner on September 23, 2010, 11:07:26 PM
Snookie vs angelena!!!
I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #863 on: September 24, 2010, 06:38:58 AM »
Quote from: Donkey Lips on September 24, 2010, 05:04:44 AM
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Snookie vs angelena!!!
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I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?

they will play it again today it isnt like a sports game with 1 braodcast. www.letmewatchthis.com
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #864 on: September 24, 2010, 08:32:12 AM »
Quote from: Donkey Lips on September 24, 2010, 05:04:44 AM
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Snookie vs angelena!!!
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I blew it. I fucking missed it last night. I got the flu and passed out before 8. Since I moved into my new place, I haven't hooked up my tivo/dvr thing. Why god. Why?
If you think a fist fight went down between them, it didn't. I saw the whole thing and the version I saw had none of that.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #865 on: September 24, 2010, 09:09:10 AM »
it was in the preview for next time
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #866 on: September 25, 2010, 11:09:50 AM »
That model Situation smashes in the next episodes looks and moans exactly like a girl I smushed over the summer. Chick was a crazy bat, but Jesus she was fun.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #867 on: September 25, 2010, 01:04:58 PM »
At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #868 on: September 25, 2010, 08:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on September 25, 2010, 01:04:58 PM
At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
They are both from Staten Island I believe.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #869 on: September 26, 2010, 11:12:16 PM »
Sitch and the girl at the club was awesome ¨
-You're pretty
-Thanks, I'm a model!
*boom look at my abs*
-That's sexy!
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