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Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #870 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 25, 2010, 08:01:10 PM

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on September 25, 2010, 01:04:58 PM
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At the end of the last show, Angelina says ranting at the Situation about the dirty tampon starts slurring her words and says/repeats, "You're disgusting, you're disgusting.." Like she was slurring. All I could think of was Raekwon I'll fuckin hang yo fuckin dick off the 12 story story building out this mother fucker."
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They are both from Staten Island I believe.

"I'll fucken seew your asshole shut and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you..."

Alan · « **Reply #871 on:** September 30, 2010, 07:43:02 AM »

manonthemoon · « **Reply #872 on:** September 30, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »

A GIF must be made of The Sitch moving the table before the fight. That was beautiful.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #873 on:** September 30, 2010, 08:01:38 PM »

he didnt want nothing to happen to the table.

Jupiter · « **Reply #874 on:** September 30, 2010, 08:11:49 PM »

Standing in the other corner, weighing in at 322 pounds.. the Staten Island dump.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #875 on:** September 30, 2010, 09:11:56 PM »

Situation definitely gave a shit about that coffee table.

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #876 on:** September 30, 2010, 09:53:04 PM »

Angelina told everyone to cum in her face

frisco · « **Reply #877 on:** September 30, 2010, 11:25:34 PM »

Holy shit I was crying when Angelina was trying to talk during the fight

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #878 on:** October 01, 2010, 04:47:38 AM »

Snookiemonster had a good tactic. I think she know the short arms weren't going out win her the fight, so she latched on like a fucking parasite. The suplex was good and Angelina took it well. I laughed seriously hard when Angelina went outside and tried to beef with Ronnie about not being her friend. Pauly D kept it real as fuck (as usual) "Is there going to be a decision or we going to have a knock out?".

Heard that Angelina was telling people and magazines that she would be on the third season. Also heard that MTV followed that up by saying "No you won't".

ThatOneGuy · « **Reply #879 on:** October 01, 2010, 05:45:41 PM »

I imagine fighting Snookie would be the equivalent to fighting a chubby 9 year old girl.

frank · « **Reply #880 on:** October 01, 2010, 06:55:30 PM »

i know for a fact every one on here would be down to smush angelina

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #881 on:** October 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM »

Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #882 on:** October 01, 2010, 10:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on October 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM

Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over.

The shift from ronnie and sammie drama to drunken brawls half way through was the best thing about the entire season.

Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?

saucy ragu · « **Reply #883 on:** October 01, 2010, 11:11:41 PM »

Angelina is on some other level of hypocrisy. It's mad sad a broad her age can act the way she does, but why I'm surprised surprises me. Pauly though.. his girl is mad beautiful. Such a sweetheart, I hope he holds onto her.

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #884 on:** October 02, 2010, 01:03:54 AM »

Bruce Springsteen

The Situation

Fuck hit the BAR!!

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #885 on:** October 02, 2010, 01:22:41 PM »

frisco · « **Reply #886 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:30:21 PM »

"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be the situation"

Amazing

eight oh eight · « **Reply #887 on:** October 08, 2010, 02:50:57 AM »

damn, sitch attempting a bitch move then looking like a bitch in the process.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #888 on:** October 08, 2010, 04:46:49 AM »

Sometimes when you go for the robbery, you trip the alarm. Sitch got put in his place several times that night.

I know Vinnie's chick came back and kissed him...but he shook two (presumably) hot chicks in the process. You don't fucking do that. You take the two chicks, bang them, then tell Ramona in return for her ditching you the first time, then bang her. WTF I thought those dudes wrote the book on this type of shit.

Quote from: Pauly D

CABSHERE!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #889 on:** October 08, 2010, 10:54:20 AM »

Snooki looked like a classic alcholic with her attempts to make a drink.
Situation looked like a classic sex addict the way he hit on everything and got super weird and bitter when he realized he wasn't getting any.

smokecrack · « **Reply #890 on:** October 08, 2010, 03:43:21 PM »

Quote from: eight oh eight on October 08, 2010, 02:50:57 AM

damn, sitch attempting a bitch move then looking like a bitch in the process.

this whole episode was full of Sitch pulling bitch moves left in right. "we gotta go! c'mon, we're leaving!" acting like a lil fairy the whole night cuz he couldn't get any choon. he looked like a total weird-o when he tried to mack on Snooks. he didn't even go for Ryder or anything, str8 for the drunken tanned lil Shnickers ball. such a creep when he doesn't get any play. he also tried to scoop up Vinny's girl when he went to take a leak. that's one of the biggest bitch moves out. damn! Vinny also fucked up by picking that one girl over the other 2. 2 is always better than one, Vin! Donkey Lips is 100% correct: you bag the twosome, tell the other broad that's what she gets for flaking on ya, then bag her afterwards. simple as that.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #891 on:** October 08, 2010, 06:09:23 PM »

Quote from: frisco on October 07, 2010, 11:30:21 PM

"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be the situation"

Amazing

yes that was my favorite part. a book needs to be made of these quote diamonds

no fun · « **Reply #892 on:** October 08, 2010, 07:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 01, 2010, 10:33:38 PM

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on October 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over.
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The shift from ronnie and sammie drama to drunken brawls half way through was the best thing about the entire season.

Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?

They all will at the same time and MTV will make it into a show called Dr. Drew's Jersey Shore Rehab

burm · « **Reply #893 on:** October 09, 2010, 02:26:11 PM »

Quote from: no fun on October 08, 2010, 07:30:17 PM

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 01, 2010, 10:33:38 PM
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Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on October 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM
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Ronnie is pussy whipped as fuck now, I'm glad this shit is almost over.
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The shift from ronnie and sammie drama to drunken brawls half way through was the best thing about the entire season.

Its insane how trashy those kids are. Who do you think the first one to appear on celebrity rehab will be?
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They all will at the same time and MTV will make it into a show called Dr. Drew's Jersey Shore Rehab

Ronnie and Sam in rehab is something I definitely would not like to see. Actually, that would probably be exactly like this season...

saucy ragu · « **Reply #894 on:** October 09, 2010, 04:51:52 PM »

Why is Sammi so pissed at Jenni again? For telling her that her man was cheating on her? Whacked.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #895 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:15:57 PM »

met jwoww tonight. chick is hotter in person than on show. her boyfriend is tall.

edit - at a minor league hocket game and her tits are better than you think. pumpkins in a shirt.

Tyroneshoelaces · « **Reply #896 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:46:54 AM »

THEY LIVE IN SALT WATER IDIOT

classic vinny. he is like crouching tiger hidden dragon.....lays low and then brings the gems all of a sudden

Quote from: Donkey Lips on October 09, 2010, 10:15:57 PM

met jwoww tonight. chick is hotter in person than on show. her boyfriend is tall.

edit - at a minor league hocket game and her tits are better than you think. pumpkins in a shirt.

i was visiting family back in washington dc, where i spent my adolescence, and i could not have been more proud than to have to the situation, vinny and pauly d bartending near my parents home in dupont circle. i usually dont feel all that american, but that night i felt extremely proud of what the USA had spawned.

Poele · « **Reply #897 on:** October 14, 2010, 05:41:29 AM »

I think this has to be posted here: New southpark: it's a jersey thing

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1409/Its-a-Jersey-Thing.html

the ragamuffin · « **Reply #898 on:** October 14, 2010, 07:59:05 AM »

Apparently in Japan they call the show Macaroni Rascals because "Jersey" wouldn't really translate.

russ · « **Reply #899 on:** October 14, 2010, 08:43:46 AM »

Hulu - ABC Nightline: Fab Abs and Moussed Hair

Season 3 already filmed. wtf?

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