crazy/dumb things you did in childhood/teenage years

[paulhartman4prez]

My friend from grade school who I skated with and lived around the corner from called me one day and said he found an abandoned car, and we should check it out. So I rode my bike down the road and saw him standing outside of the junkyard next to this car. In our young minds we saw a car, a junkyard, nobody in the car, so it seemed like a perfectly reasonable time to smash the windows. We broke the back window with a brick and found the car jack inside, threw that through the windshield for about an hour, stomp on the hood, ripped off the mirrors. All the while cars were driving by and looking at us. It didn't occur to me until about 4 years later that we just got lucky and smashed up some car on the side of the road. Lucky for us  cop didn't drive by haha

[Bobbito]

My friend from grade school who I skated with and lived around the corner from called me one day and said he found an abandoned car, and we should check it out. So I rode my bike down the road and saw him standing outside of the junkyard next to this car. In our young minds we saw a car, a junkyard, nobody in the car, so it seemed like a perfectly reasonable time to smash the windows. We broke the back window with a brick and found the car jack inside, threw that through the windshield for about an hour, stomp on the hood, ripped off the mirrors. All the while cars were driving by and looking at us. It didn't occur to me until about 4 years later that we just got lucky and smashed up some car on the side of the road. Lucky for us  cop didn't drive by haha

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious

[MyUserName]

Right when we got our licenses my friends and I would drive through supermarket parking lots with one of us in the trunk screaming "Let me out! For the love of god let me out!" while the others smiled and waved to customers. That was fun.

That itself reminds me of when I was about 5/6 and my brother was about 8/9 we would hold up signs in our mother's minivan that read "Help! Kidnap!" This was before cell phones, so all we got was petrified looks and not calls to the police. That was really fun.

More later when I'm sober.

[rawbertson.]

I went to my local church after a garage community sale and stole 287 $ in the cash register of the mini-snack bar it was at night i was drunk and end up going to sleep with all the money in my pockets,waking up next day already dressed up and count how much i did...God is not good with me since so i confess a lot and try to apologize...maybe i'll give it back one day.

I was drunk and was walking tru some backstreetbwayes alleys and i saw a purse on a kitchen table at 3am,so i walk tru the gate open up,walk to the back door,it was unlock and put one foot inside the kitchen and end up opening the purse and i took 90$ out of it.It was like december 22nd so i maybe stole money for a kid gift...i know somebody was there a TV was open in the front.

I was drunk so i end up braking a window just anex of a Chinese corner store where i was working the summer before doing bike-delieveries where i was stealing beers too so i just brake-in tru the appt window,end up in a kitchen counter,i didnt even know if somebody was there but i knew that the appt and the corner store connect so i opened the inside store door but everything was locked,beers and wine and cigarrettes and the cash register so i end up stealing 27 and plus of pornos mags...went home in a snow storm with a fucking pack sac full of pornos and in my arms drunk and stoned with a cutted up finger because i broke the window with an ice block to get in and end up cutting a finger when i went in...went to hospital next day,got 2 stacks on it when back to my mom house,open up my closet where i hide my mags and masturbate 4 days long with a sliced up finger.

By summer time i went in a party with all my best homebwayes we were 15 years old,smoke weed and drink a lot then went to 3 corner store around 10:30 pm just before closing time we just rush in maybe 4-5 of us and we stole for 100 $ of beers,the last store held up one of our friend in hostage so we ad to give up back the two 12 packs we stole then i end up pissing tru a basement little window it was only the grill (the anti-bees) and all my piss went to a leather couch just there in a someone living room...all the rainy piss drops bounce to it and going to a carpet...it was so much of a big piss it was long and i was scarred being caught,it was so fun.

I punch hard in the face a girl at elementary school because she woulndt get the fuck out of my slide so i end up getting slap across the face by a woman teacher saying i'll beat my kids one day.

Went to the woods with my cousin and saw a big private tank-gas so when end up empty it, it took 1 hour long with the pump and we were searching for fire...we didnt have it,we wanted to blow it and maybe ourselves too at the same time so its a good thing we didnt have fire...end up being caught and we only pay 180 $ each,all my economy...we were lucky we wasted 1000$ worth of gas for nothing from a poor homebwaye dude.

Went to a party and we knew another party was elsewhere so we end up drunk at the other party and secretly call the cops...we left so the cops went there and bust all the kids with weed,liquor and coke and no parental supervision....went back to school next week and some kids was in a new family for being bad and an orphant...but it was because of us...me and my homebwayes.

I cut my homebwaye arm deep with an exacto in a class,just by acting like i'll stab him..he end up in the hospital and got like 6 stacks.

I stole all the answer on year in the mathematics challenge...end up getting good grades just by copying it.

I did 3-4 copy and reflexions a week by primary 2 to 6....went to high school and end up being fucking scared of other kids there...they were living it way more bad ass than i did...i was shock i was thinking i was a bad ass...but no.

im sorry this just had to come back this is probably one of the top 10 posts of slap ever

[blackalbino]

i got suspended for bullying a kid older and bigger than me in grade 6.

[BuddyPal]

me,my brother, and one of my brother's friends were in this field burning shit and the thing kinda got out of hand, so the whole field lit up and we ran away. weird thing is no one called the police or fire dept. or anything so it burned for like 2 hrs. but's it's all good, there is an arby's there now.

[VictoriousOG]

One time in 8th grade me and couple friends were walking through the neighborhood and thought it'd be funny to stage a "fake jump" on one of us when a car came by. So we see this white SUV approaching and start "wailing" on our a friend. He's making all these screams and shit and the guy gets out his car and starts yelling at us and so we sprinted off. Me and friend ran into this ally way and hid in this fence that had a weird pocket to it and I remember seeing the white SUV slowly driving by us and I fucking frozen stiff. After it passed by we tried to make our way out of the neighborhood but where ever we went we saw the same SUV driving around. Luckily no cops came or that shit would've gone bad. After a half hour of hiding, we finally made it back to my apt safely.

[VictoriousOG]

I've always wanted to ollie on to the hood of a car.

Back in 2nd grade I burned my favorite pair of pants, these orange cargo pants from gap that were dope as hell. Well, it was winter and shit and I was cold and I watched this episode of Boy Meets World where Cory microwaves his socks to make them warm. So I thought it'd be a great idea to microwave my pants to make them warm. I put them in for like a minute and they started sparking and shit after a little while. I took them out and they had these crispy holes in the pants from the metal on the pants. I completely ruined them and cried.

[smokecrack]

i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

[frank]

i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

its hard to not judge someone for something like this. God Damn you were an asshole and i hope something really bad happened to you after this

[smokecrack]

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i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

[close]

its hard to not judge someone for something like this. God Damn you were an asshole and i hope something really bad happened to you after this

nope, nothing really bad happened to me after that incident. i know that there's lots of cat lovers in here and i'd probably get kooked for this, but i felt the need to confess this story. i was young and i'd never done anything like that before. anyways, i went to new york 5 years ago for a writing class and a kid i became friends with in my class went skating with me during lunchtime. i think we were by this roller rink in manhattan by the ocean. we see that the roller rink is empty and there's a bunch of completes lying on the ground. we look around and no one is monitering this area. we walk in and pretend to be buying sodas from the vending machine right next to the boards. we each grab a complete and take the fuck off. a few days later i go to a show to see Ruins and Psychic Ills by myself. i got drunk and went back to the place i was staying at (a friend's uncle's apartment in the bronx) i kept knocking on the door and screaming for them to hear me, but no one heard anything. so i try to climb the fire escape, i get to the top and i fucking slip off and fall atleast 15 feet and land on concrete. it kinda was like in slow motion and as i was flipping upside down i thought i was dead. i wake up, am on the ground at like 4 am and this random bum walks by and says "damn, you got knocked the fuck out!!" and walked away. that's new york and instant karma for ya.

[mandibleclaw]

i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

i know you did this a long time ago and that you feel horrible about it, but still, fuck you so hard, i hope a panther eats you alive.

[BuddyPal]

one time when i was like 8, me and my brother and 1 another friend were throwing snowballs at cars. We were hiding behind a big pile of snow, like on the side of the road where snow plows push all the snow. Well, were we hitting some cars and one of them we hit some dude got out of his car and he chased us. I was super short and the snow was super deep so i couldnt run very fast or far and he caught me first and then grabbed me by my coat while dragging me to catch my brother. My friend got away but me and my brother got caught and he made us get into his car and drive to our house. When i got home my mom answered the door and we had to apologize to him. i felt bad cause my older brother got whipped with the belt  and yelled and i got off scotch free just because my mom said he was supposed to be looking out for me and not getting me into trouble.

[drunk]

i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

you should continue to keep that to yourself

[Nick..]

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i've never admitted this to anyone, so here goes. when i first started skating (around 10-11 years ago) my friends and i found all these kittens creeping out the bottom of someone's apartment patio. we all lived in this apartment complex and one of my friends lived next to the owner of these kittens and he said they were gone on vacation. it was one of those buildings where there's 2 rooms on the bottom and 2 on the top. so we decide to striaght up start chucking these cats as high as we can against the apartment walls. we litereally threw them 20-30 feet in the air and they just bounced off these walls, landing on the concrete. we did this for maybe 10 minutes untill i looked at one of the kittens and he was bleeding and crying. that was probably the most fucked up thing i've ever done and have kept that to myself since i was 13

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you should continue to keep that to yourself

[smokecrack]

well, it's a lil late for me to keep it to myself, isn't it? i knew all you kittie lovers would give me shit for it, but i was fucking 12 or 13 and i have no idea why we did that. nothing i can do about it now. sorry for sharing

[Watson]

Smokecrack you are evil. And not cool evil like King Diamond. I shall kook you every time I see your name.

[smokecrack]

Smokecrack you are evil. And not cool evil like King Diamond. I shall kook you every time I see your name.

damn, i've literally felt really bad about this for years. if you're gonna kook me everytime you see me for sharing something that i've been very ashamed of my whole life, then that's fine. i just felt like getting this off my chest. i've never done anything like that before or after that incident.

[Watson]

Evilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

[mandibleclaw]

   

[Gomez]

Way too much stuff to list everything, i still do some pretty dumb shit now and i'm 21.

Me and my friends stole this HUGE exercise ball from this girls house we were at once, we would keep at our friends house and hide behind the hedge and fuckin nail cars with it, almost every time this would lead to us running from the cops

Another time we were driving home from some hs party, and this weirdo is riding his bike in the middle of the street, i'm now stopped at a light so he stops riding his bike stares at us then keeps riding, so my friends are like fuck this turn around, so I whip the car around we come up from behind and launch glass bottles at him, one hits his back tire and he falls off.  The next day, we were skating in some parking lot got in my car to get ready to leave, as were all sitting in my car, I look in my rear view mirror and the same crazy looking motherfucker is now standing behind my car staring at us, my friend starts screaming GO GO GO!!!, and I took off.  It was like the beginning to a bad horror movie, and we were convinced this dude was gonna find us and give us our pay back.

Me and my friends were huge assholes when we were younger, if kids showed up to our spots that we didn't like we wouldn't let them leave unless they gave us money or cried.  One time we made this kid take off his shoes then all spit in them and then made him put them back on in front of us, another time a kid who fucked with one of our friends mom showed up to our spot on his scooter, so i chased him down threw him off his scooter then me and friends took his scooter then began to smash it on this cement planter until it broke, on top of that me made the kid sit indian style and watch the whole thing.

Hell just this halloween I threw an 8ft ladder out a 4 story apt window on to St. Marks.  I'm sure I'll remember more stuff later too, between me and the guys I grew up with we could write a lengthy book on all the awful shit we've done.

you are a horrible person.

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this was filmed from my car in the summer. I was smoking and watching it from the backseat while a 13 year old steered and filmed, 2 friends were on the roof, one was hanging off the side of the car and we let the car coast all the way to the bottom of the hill before the kid got anywhere near the brake. I cant even imagine how many things could have gone wrong...

[close]

this dude i went to high school with died in a similar situati0n, he was on top of a car, the car slowed down he fell off and got run over. absolutely terrible. he was a cool guy too.

[close]

fuuuuuuuck. im glad nothing like that happened, it totally could have since the kid could have not known what he was doing and slammed on the brakes instead of easing to a stop. that video totally gave me flashbacks on what an strange day that was...

easily the dumbest thing i've ever done didn't happen too long ago. i'd just gotten my license and i was at my friend's house, his parents are the caretakers for a rv and boat storage unit, it's like a gated facility with one house in there that they live in. anyway, we're skating a spot that's in there and on the drive back to my friend's house (the place is pretty big), one of my other friends decides he wants to ride on the roof of the car. i thought it would be funny if i jerked the car and made him fall off, so i'm whipping it super hard, not going all that fast. but he's holding on for dear life with his hands gripping on the like window's border or whatever. so i'm like fuck this and i start driving at least 30mph just twisting and turning super sharp. on top of that, one of my other friends who is in the car starts like hitting my friend's hand to make him lose his grip and fall. we're all just laughing inside the car hella hard. then we get to the house and he's like "you assholes! i would've died if i fell off at that speed!" then we were just like "damn, didn't think of it like that." he still brings it up on a regular basis. fucked to think that had he fallen off, dude could've like landed on his head and died or like broke an arm or something.


like smokecrack, i did some fucked up shit as a kid that i regret and never told anyone, albeit not as evil as throwing cats. i was like 11 at my best friend's house and he wasn't rich, just way better off than i was. i went over to his house on his birthday with my other best friend who was older than me and didn't really know my other friend all that well. anyway, we like raided his house and each stole a walkman of his, and took a bunch of his best yugioh cards. i felt super bad and snuck the walkman back into his house like a week or two later. i still feel awful about that though, dude never did anything fucked up to me.

also when i was 11, i was still living in stl, where there's a ton of forest land. anyway, me and a group of like 15 friends go into the woods and find this perfect like vine thing that you could swing across, tree to tree. everyone was doing it and i was super afraid so i decided to go last. as fate would have it, the vine gave out on me when i tried to go across and i fell like ten feet straight to my back. knocked the wind out of me and i just got up and ran around in circles. so fucking lame how it had to be me that the vine broke on. i wasn't fat either.

before i even skated, when i was like 9, i used to jump down the staircases inside the school with my friends whenever we came across them. there was like this 10 or something, i tried to jump down it and rolled my ankle. this happened more than once.

[smokecrack]

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this actually got me really hyped. it's awesome

[jimi420]

When i was about 12 my mom lived with this really shitty guy. He would yell at us for the dumbest shit and make my sisters sit on his lap. He was deathly allergic to oranges, so one day my sisters and i get this plan to just fuck him over. I put orange juice in his coffee when he walked out of the room (i don't know how he didn't notice.) He came back in and sat down and drank his coffee. then he started to convulse and heave and all this shit. My mom freaks out and took him to the hospital and left us at the house. at this point we eradicate any trace of oranges from the house. He got back later that night and said that the doctor told him he had an allergic reaction to something. He tried to get us to rat each other out but we didn't confess shit (one of the first lessons my mom taught us was "Snitches get Stitches.) I could have killed a man at age 12. I kinda feel bad about it, even though he was a terrible person.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

i was in tokyo with my dad...i was 14 at the time.   we got in some huge argument over something that was probably really stupid and i stormed off all angry.  proceeded to get hella lost, can't read/speak japanese, no cell phone, no money and started to get seriously worried then started freaking out.   i eventually ran into some college age students that could speak english and paid a cab driver to take me back to the neighborhood where i was staying.   got back okay, my dad was furious and worried sick.  i have not argued with him again since then and it's been 10 years.

[Mouth]

Knocked out and needed stitches driving golf balls against a tennis practice wall.
Hailing cabs and letting down their tires, before running off.
Broke into a cinema projection room and managed to accidentally shut down the movie.
A friend got bit by a cobra in my garden, when we were trashed and I tried to suck the poison out of his elbow.
Telling cops things like 'Of course my name is Rudy Johnson, that's what it says on my board'.
Forming a piss-take rap band with a frontman that thought we were legit.
Broke into an old prison and we were happily trashing the place when 10 cop cars and cans pull up, but they turned out to be part of a film crew.
Good times...

[TheFreshSC]

Smokecrack you are evil. And not cool evil like King Diamond. I shall kook you every time I see your name.

[Magic Pizza]

Sometimes I forget this even happened, but there was one night when I was maybe 15 and I was skating around alone in the streets. A car pulled up next to me and this old guy was in there alone and he asked me if I was interested in a part time job. I was kind of confused but said "maybe" or something like that, and he started asking me if I would help him with a few things on a weekly basis because he was paralysed from the waist down and had no family memebers to help him. I felt bad for him and he was telling me a long story about how he had fallen off his roof and broke his spinal cord, and  that his kids were all too busy to take care of him now even though he took care of them all his life. Then it started to rain, so he opened the passenger side door and told me to get in. I just wanted to get out of there, the street was deserted and I was young and didn't know how to respond, but since I felt sorry for this guy I got in the car with him. Pretty soon after that he started to stare at me really weird like he was gonna cry but he also had this weird hungry look in his eyes, I can't explain it but it was intense and I got pretty fucking scared like he was gonna drive off right there. Then I told him I wanted to go and he asked me for my phone number and I said no, and he said "what are you worried about, I'm paralysed its not like it works anymore" and I just kinda got out of the car and skated back up the street. But I think back on it now like how dumb was that to get into some random old guys car at 2.00 am? Just a disturbing night for a naive kid.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

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Way too much stuff to list everything, i still do some pretty dumb shit now and i'm 21.

Me and my friends stole this HUGE exercise ball from this girls house we were at once, we would keep at our friends house and hide behind the hedge and fuckin nail cars with it, almost every time this would lead to us running from the cops

Another time we were driving home from some hs party, and this weirdo is riding his bike in the middle of the street, i'm now stopped at a light so he stops riding his bike stares at us then keeps riding, so my friends are like fuck this turn around, so I whip the car around we come up from behind and launch glass bottles at him, one hits his back tire and he falls off.  The next day, we were skating in some parking lot got in my car to get ready to leave, as were all sitting in my car, I look in my rear view mirror and the same crazy looking motherfucker is now standing behind my car staring at us, my friend starts screaming GO GO GO!!!, and I took off.  It was like the beginning to a bad horror movie, and we were convinced this dude was gonna find us and give us our pay back.

Me and my friends were huge assholes when we were younger, if kids showed up to our spots that we didn't like we wouldn't let them leave unless they gave us money or cried.  One time we made this kid take off his shoes then all spit in them and then made him put them back on in front of us, another time a kid who fucked with one of our friends mom showed up to our spot on his scooter, so i chased him down threw him off his scooter then me and friends took his scooter then began to smash it on this cement planter until it broke, on top of that me made the kid sit indian style and watch the whole thing.

Hell just this halloween I threw an 8ft ladder out a 4 story apt window on to St. Marks.  I'm sure I'll remember more stuff later too, between me and the guys I grew up with we could write a lengthy book on all the awful shit we've done.

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you are a horrible person.

I'm not shit compared to smoke crack.  As harsh as I was to kooks when I was younger I never killed kittens, or any animals for that matter.  Hell I don't even really feel all that bad for the dudes that I made fun of when I was younger, we didn't target the weak kids or the nerds we targeted kooks, actually all the dudes I made fun of when I was younger have all turned out to be pretty awful human beings.

[yobzobbler]

One time,this kid from the neighborhood was ,moving away and nobody liked him so like 15 kids pretty much jumped him and beat thel living shit out of him.It was ridicolous.People were throwing dirt in his eyes and beating him with sticks and shit.Kinda bummed i was apart of it.

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what, like you have no self control? you're beyond fucking stupid.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

Sometimes I forget this even happened, but there was one night when I was maybe 15 and I was skating around alone in the streets. A car pulled up next to me and this old guy was in there alone and he asked me if I was interested in a part time job. I was kind of confused but said "maybe" or something like that, and he started asking me if I would help him with a few things on a weekly basis because he was paralysed from the waist down and had no family memebers to help him. I felt bad for him and he was telling me a long story about how he had fallen off his roof and broke his spinal cord, and  that his kids were all too busy to take care of him now even though he took care of them all his life. Then it started to rain, so he opened the passenger side door and told me to get in. I just wanted to get out of there, the street was deserted and I was young and didn't know how to respond, but since I felt sorry for this guy I got in the car with him. Pretty soon after that he started to stare at me really weird like he was gonna cry but he also had this weird hungry look in his eyes, I can't explain it but it was intense and I got pretty fucking scared like he was gonna drive off right there. Then I told him I wanted to go and he asked me for my phone number and I said no, and he said "what are you worried about, I'm paralysed its not like it works anymore" and I just kinda got out of the car and skated back up the street. But I think back on it now like how dumb was that to get into some random old guys car at 2.00 am? Just a disturbing night for a naive kid.

damn.  gnarly.