One time I was fucking this elephant in the ass. I was standing on a ladder really giving it to that gaping pachyderm asshole, when I heard this loud trumpeting sound. Not speaking elephant, I mistook the violent, urgent trumpeting sounds for the screams of pleasure from a big fag mammal. Unfortunately I was wrong. After I started thrusting harder, the elephant started to spray elephant diarrhea, causing me to fly off the ladder, onto my back, where the jet from the giant poocano squirted in my mouth. Because of the loss of breath from slamming on my back, I was gulping for air and ended up swallowing a couple of mouthfuls of elephant diarrhea. I promptly stood up, keeled over, and puked out the shit. Upon looking back and seeing me puking up puke-shit, the elephant had to vomit too, but tried to hold it in his mouth, and it ended up shooting out of his trunk, straight up in the air, causing us to run around trying to avoid it, looking like two little kids running around in sprinkler on their mom's lawn on a hot a summer day.
At one point I looked over and saw a nasty looking baboon who was hiding in the bushes masturbating while he watched us fuck. The entire grisly scene made him vomit also.