I was out drinking with my battle buddy from the army, and he wanted to wingman for me since he already had a girlfriend and thought that would be cool. While he is probably the best battle buddy, he is a really shitty wingman. I have a pretty bushy beard, and he finds these "classy" girls which basically don't like beards... At all... EVER.
Another skate buddy comes along, and we decide to ditch my battle buddy, the girls he invited and some other random dudes, to hang out with some other guys that skate.
We walk into this place, and buy beer. My buddy talks to a girl at the bar, while catch up with the other guys. The girl comes over to me, and seems pretty interested. Since I was drunk, I thought she was pretty attractive and sweet (she was swedish). So after a few minutes she said "so you did want to fuck right?" and I say of course.
We walk to her place, fuck and then I fall asleep (WHY DIDN'T I BAIL AND STEAL SOME FUNNY SHIT???).
So I wake up the next morning. She is fucking ugly, as in the worst I have ever done. She wakes up and we talk for a while, turns out I lied about my age (claimed I was 28 or 29, I'm 24), what my job was (I have no clue about what I said, I study) and some other shit. So this was turning out great.. Then I asked her what my buddy had talk to her about earlier last night; Basically he had walked over to her, and told her that "my buddy said that you were hot and that he wanted to fuck you".
The expression on my face probably made her realize that this wasn't very true. I left without saying anything else.
On the positive side, she did not complain about my beard hurting her, and from now on I can only do hotter females.
And my buddy actually gets me laid when he is wingman'ing.