Keep the stories coming Grubby Mits.
This was on my local news channel about a week ago. Not me, but somewhat appropriate for this thread maybe. Sorry if posted already.
http://www.omroepwest.nl/nieuws/06-09-2013/natte-vrijpartij-delftse-gracht
Edit: Fucking in a downtown canal.
Yeah they showed that here as well. They had guts... :-)
Well here is a story, not really mine, but I was there when it happened.
Here we go:
Around halloween a lot of kids in Belgium have a week off from school. So a few years ago I was in college and we were going to celebrate halloween at a good friend's house. His parents were gone for the weekend and he decided to throw a party. The guy is really into pot and stuff and he decided to go buy some in Holland, which is only 25 minutes away for us. I don't smoke or drink, but a lot of my friends do, so they were all pretty psyched. Dude is a great guy overall and kept whining about how he hoped that some chick would come to his party. He had a huge crush on her but she was kind of shy and playing hard to get.
Allright around 9 pm people start to come in and the party started to go down. Dudes were getting high chicks were getting drunk. A friend and me were the straight edge dudes, so we were the only sober dudes and we were just laughing at the stupidy going down. It was awesome.
About an hour into the party this chick drops by. My friend (who's parents the house belonged to) runs up to me and says "That's the girl I was talking about!". After 5 minutes I saw an akward interaction between two people that both seemed "down to fuck" but were holding the boat off. He was just being a wimp and she was acting that it was not gonna happen, but you could tell she wanted it anyway.
My friend was constantly around her, he was high, and she was getting tipsy. Tipsy became drunk. And drunk became wasted... She started to get pretty horny... and started kissing my friend.
After a while I saw both of them going upstairs and yelled "FINALLY" at them. She winked at me and pulled him upstairs. My friend also said to keep an eye out in the hallway so no one would catch them while they got down to business.
As promised, he was a good friend, I was keeping an eye out for him. When one of a sudden I hear the dude screaming. Not just regular screaming, like life threatening screams.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah my dick, what have you done to me dick!!! what have you done!!!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelppppp!!!"
Dropped my drink and I rushed in there, flipped they lights on...
And it was just like a fucking murder scene. The sheets, the bed, the wallpaper the carpet... literally EVERYTHING was covered in blood. Not just drops, but I mean, it looked sprayed on.
I looked at my friend and his underwear was soaked with blood and there was blood running down his legs.
My friend kept screaming and running around. Making the bloodstains even worse.
The chick was crying and covering her face with her hands. When she looked up her mouth was covered in blood as well...
I started tripping out and asked what happend while we rushed to my car... I seriously thought she bit off his dick.
While driving to the hospital, things got clear:
The chick was so wasted that she was horny but she didn't really know what she was doing. While she was giving him head and was jerking him off. She jerked sooooooooooooooooo hard that she ripped the skin that's sitting between your knob and the shaft. Yeah... that part....
Afterwards, the doctor explained that blood runs to your dong when you get a boner, and it literally sprays out because of the pressure...
Dude ended up getting circumsized the same night...
Last year, 7 years later. They got married, they have two kids, and they lived happily ever after...