Author Topic: Awkward Sexual Experiences  (Read 464489 times)

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1770 on: January 20, 2016, 06:03:10 PM »
Soda jerk, you must cry if a hip hop or rap song plays.

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« Reply #1771 on: January 20, 2016, 06:12:44 PM »
This is as edgy as it gets where he's from.



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« Reply #1772 on: January 20, 2016, 06:22:17 PM »
^ I bet you wear "Tap Out" shirts

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« Reply #1773 on: January 20, 2016, 06:26:57 PM »
Only address women as m'lady.


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« Reply #1774 on: January 20, 2016, 06:27:57 PM »
^ I bet you wear "Tap Out" shirts

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« Reply #1775 on: January 20, 2016, 06:32:14 PM »



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« Reply #1776 on: January 20, 2016, 06:33:13 PM »
^ I bet you wear "Tap Out" shirts





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« Reply #1777 on: January 20, 2016, 06:36:07 PM »
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^ I bet you wear "Tap Out" shirts
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No no no no, those shirts are cool especially the "FBI" one. Tap out shirts are a whole level of doucheness 

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« Reply #1778 on: January 20, 2016, 07:02:15 PM »
Those shirts are definitely as douchey and lame as Tapout. I'd probably rock the Beaver Valley one though...

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« Reply #1779 on: January 20, 2016, 07:22:27 PM »
Yep that beavervalley shirt is dope. Corny but dope

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« Reply #1780 on: January 20, 2016, 07:35:10 PM »
Those shirts are definitely as douchey and lame as Tapout. I'd probably rock the Beaver Valley one though...

No they are corny and funny. Tap out is basically hiding your homosexual feelings towards your best friend

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1781 on: January 20, 2016, 07:43:00 PM »
You didn't necessarily offend me personally. Calling a woman a whore however, just because she likes to fuck, helps to perpetuate rape culture. If she likes it when you call her that in a personal setting, fine. I would guarantee that she wouldn't appreciate you calling her a whore in public though. It also makes it seem as though you think prostitutes aren't real people. All they're doing is providing a service that assholes like you would be willing to pay for.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #1782 on: January 20, 2016, 07:43:54 PM »
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Those shirts are definitely as douchey and lame as Tapout. I'd probably rock the Beaver Valley one though...
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No they are corny and funny. Tap out is basically hiding your homosexual feelings towards your best friend
And no, they're not funny. Unless you're a fucking frat boy, or spend all of your time on tinder.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #1783 on: January 20, 2016, 07:51:06 PM »
Prostitution is an honorable profession. I'd buy one if I felt like getting an STD...I guess I just haven't been in the mood for one lately.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1784 on: January 20, 2016, 07:52:07 PM »
That conversation just killed my awkward boner, great job, guys whores !
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« Reply #1785 on: January 20, 2016, 08:04:54 PM »
Somebody made fun of GAY for having AIDS on this board recently( which is fucked right up)

And I dont recall him even getting upset on here(I could be wrong)

You all need to be more GAY, and quit being offended by things so easily, and arent even in you life outside of slap

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« Reply #1786 on: January 20, 2016, 08:14:20 PM »
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Those shirts are definitely as douchey and lame as Tapout. I'd probably rock the Beaver Valley one though...
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No they are corny and funny. Tap out is basically hiding your homosexual feelings towards your best friend
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And no, they're not funny. Unless you're a fucking frat boy, or spend all of your time on tinder.

Yeah you just wait and see pal when i get "we the best" sandals. THEN WE WILL SEE WHOS FUCKING LAUGHING

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« Reply #1787 on: January 20, 2016, 09:05:14 PM »
Somebody made fun of GAY for having AIDS on this board recently( which is fucked right up)

And I dont recall him even getting upset on here(I could be wrong)

You all need to be more GAY, and quit being offended by things so easily, and arent even in you life outside of slap

Gay may have been hurt but choose to take the high road. Lately SLAP is a cesspool. I mean there's always been flippant comments but they used to at least have a pittance of wit. Anyways, after Rusty died this place seems like such a joke to me. Most everyone was so quick to shoot him down when he obviously had uncontrollable mental issues, but acted like his best friend after he took his own life.  ::)

Pointless time sink.

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« Reply #1788 on: January 20, 2016, 09:14:18 PM »
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Somebody made fun of GAY for having AIDS on this board recently( which is fucked right up)

And I dont recall him even getting upset on here(I could be wrong)

You all need to be more GAY, and quit being offended by things so easily, and arent even in you life outside of slap
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Gay may have been hurt but choose to take the high road. Lately SLAP is a cesspool. I mean there's always been flippant comments but they used to at least have a pittance of wit. Anyways, after Rusty died this place seems like such a joke to me. Most everyone was so quick to shoot him down when he obviously had uncontrollable mental issues, but acted like his best friend after he took his own life.  ::)

Pointless time sink.

Yeah, he might have, who knows?

Hopefully he took it tongue and cheek( no pun inteded) because that was some serious douchbagery.

I respect the right for people to say what they want on a forum however. Well in life too. But then you might have concequences to pay.

I didnt know rusty, so i dont pretend to be his friend. I enjoyed some of his posts. Others were disturbing.

But I wish no harm to anybody just speaking freely on a forum.

Its shitty rusty passed. Never cool too see a fellow skater pass on

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1789 on: January 20, 2016, 09:26:02 PM »
I enjoyed some of his posts. Others were disturbing.

But I wish no harm to anybody just speaking freely on a forum.

Its shitty rusty passed. Never cool too see a fellow skater pass on

Basically this! I won't pretend that I knew him or that I was his friend but his last days/ weeks on here were pretty dark.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1790 on: January 21, 2016, 12:26:34 AM »
This is as edgy as it gets where he's from.




The Streets is your comeback? Hmm, not sure your getting the hang of this. He's not from London you know, he's not trying to be edgy either. Self deprecation is seen as a good thing here and helps keep ghastly frat boy attitudes like yours from forming. The Streets it would seem understands how to treat a woman and isn't afraid to let his sensitive side show. He doesn't feel the need to list his sexual conquests on Slap and laden this post with multiple derogatory references to "whores", "super whores, or "dirty mall sluts" whom which have had the disfortune to accommodate you "balls deep in their cunts". You sound so tough and edgy when you talk like that. On the internet you're like a little Clint Eastwood wrapped in a ball of Steve McQueen manliness aren't you my little slugger. I hope your mother reads this and grounds you you twerp. No going outside to ear bash the local kids about your Ace trucks for at least a week. Post a clip, post a fit, do something of note on here or join a mens rights or body building forum you blight on humanity. Dry your eyes mate, I know it's got to hurt but her mind has been made up. (Fuck did you see what I did there?)

Also, oldmanP'thetic, I respect people's right to type what they want on here as well as my right to point out how terrible it makes them seem in my eyes.

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« Reply #1791 on: January 21, 2016, 02:25:02 AM »
You ok, SodaJark?

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« Reply #1792 on: January 21, 2016, 06:39:22 AM »
He seems ok to me. Well, at least he's not a misogynist.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1793 on: January 21, 2016, 09:29:21 AM »
Oh man, I love women. All types. Especially whores.

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« Reply #1794 on: January 21, 2016, 09:43:28 AM »
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This is as edgy as it gets where he's from.




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The Streets is your comeback? Hmm, not sure your getting the hang of this. He's not from London you know, he's not trying to be edgy either. Self deprecation is seen as a good thing here and helps keep ghastly frat boy attitudes like yours from forming. The Streets it would seem understands how to treat a woman and isn't afraid to let his sensitive side show. He doesn't feel the need to list his sexual conquests on Slap and laden this post with multiple derogatory references to "whores", "super whores, or "dirty mall sluts" whom which have had the disfortune to accommodate you "balls deep in their cunts". You sound so tough and edgy when you talk like that. On the internet you're like a little Clint Eastwood wrapped in a ball of Steve McQueen manliness aren't you my little slugger. I hope your mother reads this and grounds you you twerp. No going outside to ear bash the local kids about your Ace trucks for at least a week. Post a clip, post a fit, do something of note on here or join a mens rights or body building forum you blight on humanity. Dry your eyes mate, I know it's got to hurt but her mind has been made up. (Fuck did you see what I did there?)

Also, oldmanP'thetic, I respect people's right to type what they want on here as well as my right to point out how terrible it makes them seem in my eyes.

I dont understand your beef with me?

Your the one that said I called my wife a whore when I did no such thing. Then proceeded to basically threaten me.

Ive worked alongside some addicts/mentally ill people and you seem to fit the bill quite well.

Although it is tough to tell on a message board.

And yes you have the right to think im an asshole, just back it up with something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

It was/is pretty clear xtal said that shit. And IMO, calling a girl a whore, in a story, on message board, doesnt make one a mysogynist alan.

There is far more fucked up shit posted here frequently.

Fuck even dgkalis backed lil scumbag or whatever the fuck his name is and nobody lost their mind about it, said he was a role model and branded himself well or some shit and the kids up on some sexual expoitation charges.

Either of you guys (sodajerk/alan) ever read a book? Watched movies? Watched a porn? Fuck ever read big brother or the makeout challenges on KOTR???

Seems like anything would offend you guys...

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1795 on: January 21, 2016, 09:45:53 AM »
Oh man, I love women. All types. Especially whores.



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« Reply #1796 on: January 21, 2016, 09:45:59 AM »
Oh man, I love women. All types. Especially whores.

Oh man, I love women. All types. Especially whoresPROSTITUTES.

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« Reply #1797 on: January 21, 2016, 12:29:22 PM »
My hero:


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« Reply #1798 on: January 21, 2016, 01:40:00 PM »
My hero:


Does he ride Ace trucks, wear skater owned shoes and fuck prostitutes? This is important.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1799 on: January 21, 2016, 01:54:51 PM »
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The effort to sanitize language of potentially offensive words or phrases is misguided and doomed to failure. It misunderstands the nature of language. Absolutely pathetic how men keep perpetuating the double standard of feminism. Keep living in your fantasy land...
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You know you're probably right that you didn't call your own wife a whore on this message board so good for you fella, pat yourself on the back. You did however make it plainly obvious that you support degrading women by using defamatory terms to describe them. Keep up the good work, you're doing great.