i bet benson has game wit the ladies
At the bar. B = Benson and G = Random girl.
*Walks up*
B: Whats up, myyyy name is Benson and right now you are checking out the Benson body by mom and dad, lets check out some of the features.
G: What?
B: The Benson comes equipped with this 6 foot body *pulls up sleeves on t-shirt* you can also see these clean lines right here on the arms. Also, a nice Altamont hit right here on the sleeve.
G: Who are you and what the fuck are you doing? Go away.
B: So lets get down to the feet. Here we have a nice one piece toe which will be very durable when youre out there doing things, along with these strong legs that will go the distance if you know what I mean. I also have a form fitted skin for comfort that will also provide durability.
G: Did you not hear me?
B: That's pretty much it.. That is the Benson person by mom and dad Benson. You can go to facebook.com/benson if you want to check out some full 360 images or read more.
G: Fuck it, im too drunk. Lets just go back to my place