You know that type of shit that piles up like a little tiny mountain? The type of shit that’s not really clumpy, and not really loose, but perfectly in between? The type of shit that makes that distinct “pbbfbbfbfbbfff” noise as it pours out like a soft serve machine with too much air in its pipes? The type of shit that takes three flushes to wash away and, even then, leaves stains in the bowl that linger until you grab the toilet brush?
The Wayvee is that type of shit.