Fitness/Gym Thread

[Garth Marenghi]

My knee's in a terrible shape so I have to go the gym 3 times a week, but it doesn't mean I don't do any other exercises while I'm there.

[few123456789]

It's not a sport. I'm not saying what you do has to involve being creative, I am saying that fitness should be a reflection of an active lifestyle, not a gym membership. Cool people have other goals and have fitness as a nice side effect. Losers buy gym memberships so they can get muscular for the purpose of their own vanity. I find vanity off-putting.

Still don't agree. I'm not the type of person that's look to reach Arnold's size...I don't desire that. I work out for being healthy, both mentally and psychically. I was getting girls left and right before I started working out, so it wasn't solely for looks. I like developing muscle, I've been fascinated with the human body as a child. And my exercise wouldn't be restricted to a gym, but not everyone has the access to oceans, mountains, etc. And who said being active can't involve a gym? People have their own views.
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Depends on where you live. ? When I lived in LA I hiked, biked and swam too to stay active, but it's 24 degrees outside right now and if I don't go to a gym or an indoor skatepark I don't get exercise. ? Also, running and long-distance biking are sports. ? I run marathons in the summer and if i'm not in the gym when it's cold outside I'm out of shape for those.

[smokecrack]

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I was getting girls left and right before I started working out

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I like my woman natural, but that's pushing it. Here's some women that were coming my way...damn:

This woman brings me back to the 8th grade. She had the biggest tits out of all the girls. She had a huge crush on me and I got to touch her boobs...big accomplishment back then. Sadly I was took involved with Nintendo, anime, and skateboarding to care too much about these fine ladies. Also with shyness made it a challenge for me. Sadly I never grew balls to actually talk to her, so I never dated her. ? But look at her now, still beautiful. Those tits can't be contained in that shirt. Bad thing is, she looks like she'll be fat in her 30's. Lucky for me, my current girlfriend has D cup fun bag...oh do I enjoy sucking on them.



Here's another beauty. A fine ass Turkish woman. I messaged here forever ago back when myspace was on top. I found out she thought I was hot. Her and her friend used to talk about how good looking I was and they NEVER gave me a hint. Fuck, the whole time I thought I was out of her league. A popular girl liking a no body was under heard of. She's to the right: Fuck facebook won't let the link work. Her name is Samantha Hunt if someone is wondering
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000208942279

wtf, who are you? are you like some outkast dude from the 80s and you never got the girl? are you Ducky or some shit? first you're talking about saving up all kinds of money to buy your gal the perfect wedding ring & now this? yeah, i seee boobs, but those girl's look like total normies. not cool, bro. not cool.

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Bonus girl:
It was my Junior year in high school. I was hoping for some good looking military brats to move to that 1 star town. Then this woman walked in to my 6th hour English class. I wouldn't be surprised if my eyes were glued on here the whole time. She was new and it was my chance to get this girl. I didn't know how to approach her, honestly I never had to do it before...girls always came to me. So I did the lamest thing ever, find her on myspace and messaged her. She was talkative and never failed to respond back. I got the hint she was liking me. So we talked for about a week on there. Once again I let another girl slip away, I never grew the damn balls to talk to her. She was always with a friend. Then a little later some dumb ass senior started dating her. FFUUUUU



Then about a month or two later my standard when at an all time low. I dated a girl that has been a MILF since the 8th grade. She was decent looking at the time. I said fuck it...I didn't care if she had a child. I walked like 5 miles to meet her at the skate park then we walked to her house. We hung out all day and I got a ride home from her drunk older sister. I was glad I made it home, she was driving on the lines. The relationship lasted for a week, she was boring as fuck and we didn't click. For some reason I wanted her back, I don't know why but I did. She sort of wanted me back because she visited me at the park twice and even asked if I want to go to prom a few months later. I declined lol. Now she looks fuckin horrible, just got married and had a second kid...and NOW is on her third. She spends more time through pregnancy than actually fucking. Her husband must hate here lol.

you are the normie milf slayer. hehe. props, i guess? do yr thang, Crass!

edit: just read your other post. keep being faithful, Crass!

[Tyroneshoelaces]

i run for one hour 3-4 times a week.  i like it. it's fun.  it's like a one hour sanctuary from everything.   if its not raining or snowing skate everyday unless i am hurt

[kilgore.]

not very odd....all those chicks are busted.

[kilgore.]

you honestly think those girls are good looking?

[kilgore.]

that's a ridiculously general question but i'm guessing you're looking for an example? meh. we all know what is one hundred percent hot, but to call those girls a beauty and then post them as confirmation that you get chicks in a fitness thread....that's stretchin' it buddy. now if this was just an open discussion and you said you shot your jizz on them, that's cool, but this is too much for those girls not to be called ugly.

[Alan]

Dude, just post photos of hot chicks you've slain. Don't be so COTG about it.

[GISM]

What's a gime?

It's weird how I can push like crazy for hours but sometimes running up steps will get me breathing harder than I feel like I should be. I do a lot of half assed yoga/pilates. Gotta start jogging before winter weather wrecks me.

[j....soy.....]

i'm on the fence whether or not the busted chick hijack is making this thread worse....

[The Donger]

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Bonus girl:
It was my Junior year in high school. I was hoping for some good looking military brats to move to that 1 star town. Then this woman walked in to my 6th hour English class. I wouldn't be surprised if my eyes were glued on here the whole time. She was new and it was my chance to get this girl. I didn't know how to approach her, honestly I never had to do it before...girls always came to me. So I did the lamest thing ever, find her on myspace and messaged her. She was talkative and never failed to respond back. I got the hint she was liking me. So we talked for about a week on there. Once again I let another girl slip away, I never grew the damn balls to talk to her. She was always with a friend. Then a little later some dumb ass senior started dating her. FFUUUUU



Then about a month or two later my standard when at an all time low. I dated a girl that has been a MILF since the 8th grade. She was decent looking at the time. I said fuck it...I didn't care if she had a child. I walked like 5 miles to meet her at the skate park then we walked to her house. We hung out all day and I got a ride home from her drunk older sister. I was glad I made it home, she was driving on the lines. The relationship lasted for a week, she was boring as fuck and we didn't click. For some reason I wanted her back, I don't know why but I did. She sort of wanted me back because she visited me at the park twice and even asked if I want to go to prom a few months later. I declined lol. Now she looks fuckin horrible, just got married and had a second kid...and NOW is on her third. She spends more time through pregnancy than actually fucking. Her husband must hate here lol.

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you are the normie milf slayer. hehe. props, i guess? do yr thang, Crass!

edit: just read your other post. keep being faithful, Crass!

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Actually I've only had sex with my current girlfriend. Odd isn't it?

Yes I will. I hate being around other women, it makes me miss her and I honestly have no desire for another.


Back to exercising. Another tip is to change up the exercise. The muscles will get accustomed to an exercise if you never change it up. But exercise like the squat and dead lift for example are an exception.

When I see a normal looking pretty girl with her kid in the pic, that is the ultimate boner killer. Picturing that kids massive head ripping her birth canal apart.

[Prison Wallet]

Walking five miles to meet some chick with a kid at the skatepark is some Rawb shit right there.

[StabMasterArson]

If you going to go five miles to a skatepark, why wouldnt you skate instead of walk? If you're worried about getting all sweaty, its probably not that big of a deal. You're meeting a girl at a skatepark. But if and when you strike out, atleast you'll have your board to do some slasher grinds before you have to go home and end the day with a good cry/fap.

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Bonus girl:
It was my Junior year in high school. I was hoping for some good looking military brats to move to that 1 star town. Then this woman walked in to my 6th hour English class. I wouldn't be surprised if my eyes were glued on here the whole time. She was new and it was my chance to get this girl. I didn't know how to approach her, honestly I never had to do it before...girls always came to me. So I did the lamest thing ever, find her on myspace and messaged her. She was talkative and never failed to respond back. I got the hint she was liking me. So we talked for about a week on there. Once again I let another girl slip away, I never grew the damn balls to talk to her. She was always with a friend. Then a little later some dumb ass senior started dating her. FFUUUUU



Then about a month or two later my standard when at an all time low. I dated a girl that has been a MILF since the 8th grade. She was decent looking at the time. I said fuck it...I didn't care if she had a child. I walked like 5 miles to meet her at the skate park then we walked to her house. We hung out all day and I got a ride home from her drunk older sister. I was glad I made it home, she was driving on the lines. The relationship lasted for a week, she was boring as fuck and we didn't click. For some reason I wanted her back, I don't know why but I did. She sort of wanted me back because she visited me at the park twice and even asked if I want to go to prom a few months later. I declined lol. Now she looks fuckin horrible, just got married and had a second kid...and NOW is on her third. She spends more time through pregnancy than actually fucking. Her husband must hate here lol.

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you are the normie milf slayer. hehe. props, i guess? do yr thang, Crass!

edit: just read your other post. keep being faithful, Crass!

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Actually I've only had sex with my current girlfriend. Odd isn't it?

Yes I will. I hate being around other women, it makes me miss her and I honestly have no desire for another.


Back to exercising. Another tip is to change up the exercise. The muscles will get accustomed to an exercise if you never change it up. But exercise like the squat and dead lift for example are an exception.

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When I see a normal looking pretty girl with her kid in the pic, that is the ultimate boner killer. Picturing that kids massive head ripping her birth canal apart.

oh fuck that cracked me up

[KoRnholio8]

I am resurrecting this thread since reading through it I didn't get the info that I wanted. My situation is the following: I lost all my explosive muscle power due to running (no more pop) with my GF a lot and I can get a very good deal on a full year gym membership though work.

My goal would be to exercise my upper body since skating does enough for the lower half and to increase my pop as much as possible. I was thinking I should seek out some basketball exercise programs, because they need to jump as high as possible. Anyone tried increasing their pop working out at a gym?

[Johnny Rocketflips]

My goal would be to exercise my upper body since skating does enough for the lower half

u best be havin a laugh m8

[Sleazy]

I am resurrecting this thread since reading through it I didn't get the info that I wanted. My situation is the following: I lost all my explosive muscle power due to running (no more pop) with my GF a lot and I can get a very good deal on a full year gym membership though work.

My goal would be to exercise my upper body since skating does enough for the lower half and to increase my pop as much as possible. I was thinking I should seek out some basketball exercise programs, because they need to jump as high as possible. Anyone tried increasing their pop working out at a gym?

they have those stands that you jump on at my gym and squats seems pretty obvious. i do a lot of calisthenics classes and the harder ones involve a lot of plyometrics work (aka jumping around).

[bo golden]

figured i would bump this thread instead of starting a new one.

Things i cant stand to see at the gym, or pretty much anywhere:

dudes that wear superman/batman shirts, youre fat and not that cool, fuck outta here

and i cant stand those fucking NOBULL shoes, hate those with a passion. 

anybody else out there have any gym pet peeves?

[iKobrakai]

figured i would bump this thread instead of starting a new one.

Things i cant stand to see at the gym, or pretty much anywhere:

dudes that wear superman/batman shirts, youre fat and not that cool, fuck outta here

and i cant stand those fucking NOBULL shoes, hate those with a passion. 

anybody else out there have any gym pet peeves?

Too many to mention. I'm old and bitter.

[Abyss1]

figured i would bump this thread instead of starting a new one.

Things i cant stand to see at the gym, or pretty much anywhere:

dudes that wear superman/batman shirts, youre fat and not that cool, fuck outta here

and i cant stand those fucking NOBULL shoes, hate those with a passion. 

anybody else out there have any gym pet peeves?

I go to 24 hour fitness
Dudes just staring at mirror looking at their insane steroid built pecs and arms stands out as the biggest for me. 
People who do workouts in the /sauna/steam room like sit ups and push ups on the benches.
Chicks with big asses who give you the stink eyes for watching them do squats....

[bo golden]

im old and bitter too man, fuck it!

those chicks are the worst.  there is this chick at my gym like that, she's hot and all tatted up, fat ass, but super into Supreme and always has something on or with her with Supreme on it.  i want to ask her if she is excited for the new video, just to see what she says and to get a little chuckle.

[Abyss1]

im old and bitter too man, fuck it!

those chicks are the worst.  there is this chick at my gym like that, she's hot and all tatted up, fat ass, but super into Supreme and always has something on or with her with Supreme on it.  i want to ask her if she is excited for the new video, just to see what she says and to get a little chuckle.

haha word... dont get me started on those hypebeast gymrats

[iKobrakai]

Fine, I'll do my part.

Crossfit: Shitty cult for idiots who want to pay five times more for gym membership. Can't wait til the fad is dead.

Leaving the bar loaded: Leave it loaded over your throat next time.

Phone fucks: You're supposed to lift weights, not your phone for your shitty IG.

Broscience (not the Youtube channel): Yeah, yeah... "Squats are bar for your knees and you should not touch the chest on the bench press." Get back to your shitty cable cross chest flies.

Idiots on steroids giving advice to beginners: I'm sure it will do wonders.

People who can't pull 400 lbs. arguing about elite stuff like sumo vs. conventional: Way out of your league, shut up.

People who walk around in the most expensive shit: You blow, go to a Crossfit "box", you'll fit in with the rest of pretentious useless cunts.

Constant belt users: I'm sure you need a belt for a triceps cable shit with 50 lbs.

These are real examples of real people. I fucking hate the gym culture so I stay on the weightlifting/deadlifting platform talking to 3 people.

[foureyedjim]

Gym culture sucks, but you sound like a miserable person and I hope I never have to meet you in person

[Abyss1]

Fine, I'll do my part.

Crossfit: Shitty cult for idiots who want to pay five times more for gym membership. Can't wait til the fad is dead.

Leaving the bar loaded: Leave it loaded over your throat next time.

Phone fucks: You're supposed to lift weights, not your phone for your shitty IG.

Broscience (not the Youtube channel): Yeah, yeah... "Squats are bar for your knees and you should not touch the chest on the bench press." Get back to your shitty cable cross chest flies.

Idiots on steroids giving advice to beginners: I'm sure it will do wonders.

People who can't pull 400 lbs. arguing about elite stuff like sumo vs. conventional: Way out of your league, shut up.

People who walk around in the most expensive shit: You blow, go to a Crossfit "box", you'll fit in with the rest of pretentious useless cunts.

Constant belt users: I'm sure you need a belt for a triceps cable shit with 50 lbs.

These are real examples of real people. I fucking hate the gym culture so I stay on the weightlifting/deadlifting platform talking to 3 people.

oh god these people make me cringe everytime...especially the Bro science guys, talking like they Joe Rogan.

The phone fucks too, like yoo ive seen people post up for like 15 min on a machine

Im not down with the culture as most of these people are Jocks...its weird how these people get so full of themselves soo fucking fast (not that skaters dont do it, but at least we aint talking nutrition when it comes to the perfect ollie)

[iKobrakai]

Gym culture sucks, but you sound like a miserable person and I hope I never have to meet you in person

A, wow.. What a unique comment, the interwebz will record this as the first time anyone has ever used it.

[j....soy.....]

Guys duck facing themselves in the mirror.....

Don't get me started about heaven forbid having to go in the change room.....

[noninjasinstreetfighter]

Recently saw a dude bring his own portable speaker. I was stoked to listen to numetal at a loud volume.

[Fredonskateboard]

If you cant bench 2 plates (45x2 on each side. Felt that I had to point that out to all u skater hobbos), ur a little manlet. Gotta stay strong and fit to beat the crap out of scoots and fruitbooters