Joshua was the fat kid in class. he weighed 310 pounds and was only 5 foot 3 in height. He got picked on a lot, and had still not even kissed a girl at the age of 16. he cried everyday when he went home and played runescape. On runescape he told everyone he had a model girlfriend, then after lying he would go weep. He was very depressed. One day he saw a kid ollie up a curb and decided to start skateboarding. He went and bought a bam margera board with bam grip and bam trucks, and bam wheels, and he went to skate. he fell on the first dsay and broke his tailbone. he screamed and cried in front of everyone at the skatepark. He was hospitalized for months. He spent all that time playing runescape, and when he was able to go homne, he locked his fat loser ass in his room and played runescape for 3 weeks straight. He grew up a virgin and a loser and worked at a shell gas station for a few years. eventually, at 23 he blew his own brains out, seeing as he then weighed 420 pounds, and had actually shrank to be 5 foot 1 in height. He only had ever kissed one girl, she was afat girl named tess with 3 rotten teeth. she was 509 pounds and was 6 foot 3.