I hate it when people answer rhetorical questions- I used to work at a bar and I stopped asking how people were doing and just went with, "What'll it be?".
Good one! Been there, learned my lesson quick! Some cats at your bar want to make you their adopted therapist... nothing worse than a chatterbox that wants to hail you to keep adding to their life story when your bar is 4/6 people deep and your juggling a mixer, blender, properly poured drafts and a goddamned sex on the beach- even worse if you have a restaurant and you're working the service bar, too. Yeeesh!
Additionally: I respect the fact that he's a good actor that's been in some pretty damned good movies, but even as a kid I've always found Leonardo DiCaprio to be extremely face-punchable. Thing is, I'm sure he's a good dude, but I've always just wanted to fold that guy up.