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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #90 on: March 27, 2011, 11:00:41 AM »
Austin i hate you

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #91 on: March 27, 2011, 11:01:57 AM »
I hate it when people answer rhetorical questions- I used to work at a bar and I stopped asking how people were doing and just went with, "What'll it be?".  
Good one! Been there, learned my lesson quick! Some cats at your bar want to make you their adopted therapist... nothing worse than a chatterbox that wants to hail you to keep adding to their life story when your bar is 4/6 people deep and your juggling a mixer, blender, properly poured drafts and a goddamned sex on the beach- even worse if you have a restaurant and you're working the service bar, too. Yeeesh!

Additionally: I respect the fact that he's a good actor that's been in some pretty damned good movies, but even as a kid I've always found Leonardo DiCaprio to be extremely face-punchable. Thing is, I'm sure he's a good dude, but I've always just wanted to fold that guy up.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #92 on: March 27, 2011, 11:27:18 AM »
Sandles and people who talk to much. But mostly sandles.
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #93 on: March 27, 2011, 11:37:08 AM »
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odd future
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faggot, leave.

They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #94 on: March 27, 2011, 01:54:41 PM »
When people ask me if I have seen a certain movie and I say no and then they tell me about the movie in full detail.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #95 on: March 27, 2011, 02:22:04 PM »
^ Haha, I'm realizing I hate a lot more stuff than I thought because of this thread.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #96 on: March 27, 2011, 02:34:20 PM »
Banks being closed on sundays.




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When people ask me if I have seen a certain movie and I say no and then they tell me about the movie in full detail.
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Or when you're watching a movie for the first time with someone who's seen it and they keep saying, "Oh here it comes!" ? or, "You gotta see this next part!"

Worse yet, if they haven't seen the movie yet and keep asking "what's he doing? where are they going? why'd that happen?" etc...

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #97 on: March 27, 2011, 03:03:03 PM »
Red shoes.
Small talk.
Highlighter shirts.
People referring to a persons style as their "swag".
Hearing a rake on concrete.
Back shoves.
Rappers doing that fucking fake laugh in their raps.
People who think doing drugs "opens your mind" or some bullshit like that.
Random kids at the skatepark who ask if you cracked your board after you clearly did on a trick.
Hippies.
Feeling someones hand if I took a shower in the past two hours (shaking hands, holding hands, etc)
Majority of people who don't skate.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #98 on: March 27, 2011, 03:13:17 PM »
all of mine have reasons but anyway

- seeing someone i dont like everywhere. theres this girl who i dont find attractive at all who is annoying as fuck, and it almost seems like shes stalking me every time i go to school
- fucked up trucks that throw you off on all tricks, mainly the kingpin not staying where you adjust it to
- when my clothes get the smell of any kinds of food in them
- kooks that double tongue their shoes
- trying a trick that you want really bad but can never really get, for me its nollie flips


tons more but these are just what comes to mind first

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #99 on: March 27, 2011, 03:13:28 PM »
people who think they're really in touch with their inner selves and know themselves really well.
and then they tell storys and afterwards they'll say "but that's so totally me"

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #100 on: March 27, 2011, 03:22:20 PM »
people who wear sandals. Just go barefoot if you're gonna wear those awful fucking things. Either put on some timberlands, or go barefoot. No fucking sandals.

skateboarders

people who try to use internet humor in real life. It instantly makes you look immature as fuck, or like a complete asshole.

people who constantly try to be funny and can never just have a serious conversation.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #101 on: March 27, 2011, 03:53:17 PM »
Park skaters calling themselves street skaters yet you never see them in the streets.

People who hate Kevin Long's Baker 3 part.

People who drink diet soda.

White people who use BET as an example of reverse racism.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #102 on: March 27, 2011, 04:23:33 PM »
Park skaters calling themselves street skaters yet you never see them in the streets.

People who hate Kevin Long's Baker 3 part.

People who drink diet soda.

White people who use BET as an example of reverse racism.

people like you are the people who ruin skateboarding and slap 2g

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2011, 04:24:54 PM »
i dont like chocolate. for some reason i just cant eat it, i think its gross.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #104 on: March 27, 2011, 04:48:34 PM »
Overuse of certain slang- right now, it's "homie" or "homey."    

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2011, 05:29:23 PM »
The fact that "colonel" is spelled the way it is.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2011, 05:46:12 PM »
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odd future
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faggot, leave.
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They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.
go listen to matt and kim whos fanboys are kids wearing v necks and capris
people like you are the people who ruin skateboarding and slap 2g

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #107 on: March 27, 2011, 05:56:57 PM »
The fact that "colonel" is spelled the way it is.
Silent letters in general piss me off. Fuck French
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #108 on: March 27, 2011, 06:02:37 PM »
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When people ask me if I have seen a certain movie and I say no and then they tell me about the movie in full detail.
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Or when you're watching a movie for the first time with someone who's seen it and they keep saying, "Oh here it comes!" ?? or, "You gotta see this next part!"

I'm kind of guilty of doing this.

Usually I hate things for a reason.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #109 on: March 27, 2011, 06:04:44 PM »
Rappers doing that fucking fake laugh in their raps.



People who think doing drugs "opens your mind" or some bullshit like that.

The act of doing some drugs for the first time can make the non-open-minded more open-minded just because they realize they've been fed hyperbolic horse shit by society about how it's gonna make em put their baby in a microwave or shoot their friend in the dick. in terms of the proverbial religious experience that seems to befall every college student who's stared at a wall for 8 hours, though.. well, there's nothing happening that's not going on solely inside your own mind. If you can realize that and cope with it and not think you're the reincarnation of Jesus cause you dropped acid.. all's fair. Though the funny part about that is; those folks tend to get just as preachy as your average evangelical.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #110 on: March 27, 2011, 06:10:11 PM »
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people who try to make it painfully obvious they are good at skating. for fucks sake nobody cares about how your nollie flip looked, so stop looking around making sure EVERYBODY at the park/ spot saw it.
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Could it be possible he's just looking around to make sure noones coming at him? Like when your skating street looking out for silent cars?
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There's a difference between watching out for people at a busy park, and staring into the eyes of any onlookers.
being aware of your surroundings, and making sure the park knows you know how to flip your board are two totally different things.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #111 on: March 27, 2011, 06:13:13 PM »
Fat people for sure. Take a fucking hint that you waste twice as much as a normal sized human plus you're ridiculously unhealthy. Also hate blazers (not the Nike's) when worn with no suit. You're not looking stylish in that shit and no one thinks you're cool. Finally, potheads that talk strictly about how how they were before, how high they are right now, and how high they will be getting later.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #112 on: March 27, 2011, 07:42:37 PM »
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odd future
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faggot, leave.
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They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.
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go listen to matt and kim whos fanboys are kids wearing v necks and capris

I despise them to. I hate any hipster.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #113 on: March 27, 2011, 08:15:05 PM »
- seeing someone i dont like everywhere. theres this girl who i dont find attractive at all who is annoying as fuck, and it almost seems like shes stalking me every time i go to school

Most stuff in this thread seems to have a reason attached, but the way you put it made me think of something. I can think of at least one girl that I've had a class with that I've seen from behind and thought "she might be attractive," then she turns around and she isn't. It happens enough to the point where I begin to feel deceived and don't like her for it, even if I've never heard her speak. I just scrutinize every feature I don't like about her and it makes me feel like a terrible person when I air it out like this.

Kind of related, the girl I'm thinking of also had an almost-smile most of the time I saw her. I just can't trust people who smile, or more specifically, half smile that much.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #114 on: March 27, 2011, 08:54:52 PM »
styrofoam. overachievers. ups ground. having to explain my order to people at subway. sleeping without the air on. cheeseburgers with vegetables on them. board slides/lip slides on ledges. people that are too happy. guys who wear berets. tartar sauce. public skateparks with closing hours. skaters who skate in flood pants. skate videos that try too hard to be artsy.

i have reasons for all of those tho.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #115 on: March 27, 2011, 09:11:34 PM »
all of mine have reasons but anyway

- seeing someone i dont like everywhere. theres this girl who i dont find attractive at all who is annoying as fuck, and it almost seems like shes stalking me every time i go to school





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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #116 on: March 27, 2011, 09:13:46 PM »
styrofoam. overachievers. ups ground. having to explain my order to people at subway. sleeping without the air on. cheeseburgers with vegetables on them. board slides/lip slides on ledges. people that are too happy. guys who wear berets. tartar sauce. public skateparks with closing hours. skaters who skate in flood pants. skate videos that try too hard to be artsy.

i have reasons for all of those tho.


yes.  also in a related way, skateboard vids/companies that seem too pleased with their cleverness or uhh 'hipsterism?'   that is entirely the wrong word...'indie-ism'??  for example some of the crail tap edits are entirely too pleased with themselves, to many cuts to smiling lifestyle shots and too many up beat indie songs.    i hope someone understands what i am getting at
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #117 on: March 27, 2011, 09:15:13 PM »
Fruit stickers.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #118 on: March 27, 2011, 09:42:08 PM »
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- seeing someone i dont like everywhere. theres this girl who i dont find attractive at all who is annoying as fuck, and it almost seems like shes stalking me every time i go to school
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Most stuff in this thread seems to have a reason attached, but the way you put it made me think of something. I can think of at least one girl that I've had a class with that I've seen from behind and thought "she might be attractive," then she turns around and she isn't. It happens enough to the point where I begin to feel deceived and don't like her for it, even if I've never heard her speak. I just scrutinize every feature I don't like about her and it makes me feel like a terrible person when I air it out like this.

Kind of related, the girl I'm thinking of also had an almost-smile most of the time I saw her. I just can't trust people who smile, or more specifically, half smile that much.
People who are always smiling come across as extremely vapid to me with the exception of a few people. I'd have to say I hate when people are always smiling, it's always a blank smile too.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #119 on: March 27, 2011, 10:01:48 PM »
the sound of someone packing their cigarettes.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius