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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #330 on: February 05, 2026, 05:39:06 AM »
I get irrationally irritated when people say "what the shit?"
It sounds like a child who doesn't know how to use cuss words yet.
It's "what the fuck", or if you need to soften it "what the hell".
Maybe "what the heck" can get a pass if there's a young child nearby.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #331 on: February 05, 2026, 06:56:00 AM »
I get irrationally irritated when people say "what the shit?"
It sounds like a child who doesn't know how to use cuss words yet.
It's "what the fuck", or if you need to soften it "what the hell".
Maybe "what the heck" can get a pass if there's a young child nearby.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #332 on: February 05, 2026, 05:54:08 PM »

Those lazy shove-its that seem to be all the rage, or at least they were a few years ago. See: Bobby D - First line in Ben Chadourne's «•BOBBY».

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #333 on: February 06, 2026, 11:49:35 AM »


Hiking and the people who make it an identity.



Kinda funny, my girl and I have gotten really into hiking and camping in the last year or so, but we both agree we never want to look like hiking and camping people. No entire wardrobe of North Face and Patagonia, no cars covered in hiking/camping stickers, etc

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #334 on: February 06, 2026, 06:38:38 PM »
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Hiking and the people who make it an identity.


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Kinda funny, my girl and I have gotten really into hiking and camping in the last year or so, but we both agree we never want to look like hiking and camping people. No entire wardrobe of North Face and Patagonia, no cars covered in hiking/camping stickers, etc

For the Canadian pals, my favorite hiking shirt is a plain Top of the World shop tee. The “Top of the World” logo dosent always photograph the best though

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #335 on: February 07, 2026, 02:53:56 AM »
I get irrationally irritated when people say "what the shit?"
It sounds like a child who doesn't know how to use cuss words yet.
It's "what the fuck", or if you need to soften it "what the hell".
Maybe "what the heck" can get a pass if there's a young child nearby.
Shit the fuck, dude.
Shit the fuck.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #336 on: February 10, 2026, 03:56:34 AM »
tiktok

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #337 on: February 10, 2026, 04:15:07 AM »
tiktok

There are many valid reasons to hate TikTok

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #338 on: February 10, 2026, 05:30:44 PM »
I hate sneaker raffles. I’m sure a it’s legit reasons to hate them but I don’t really no what they are
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #339 on: February 11, 2026, 04:36:38 AM »
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Hiking and the people who make it an identity.


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Kinda funny, my girl and I have gotten really into hiking and camping in the last year or so, but we both agree we never want to look like hiking and camping people. No entire wardrobe of North Face and Patagonia, no cars covered in hiking/camping stickers, etc

Good on you two for that one. Haha.

But I still can't invite you all to the party anymore though. I'm sorry.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #340 on: February 11, 2026, 04:56:45 AM »
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tiktok
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There are many valid reasons to hate TikTok

can you show me where on the doll that tiktok hurt you

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #341 on: February 14, 2026, 07:44:31 PM »
Ricky glaser. Sure he’s a nice guy but out of all the skate YouTubers he bugs me the most.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #342 on: February 15, 2026, 10:12:44 AM »
I fucking hate Frank Sinatra. I’ve always hated his music.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #343 on: February 15, 2026, 01:06:17 PM »
I fucking hate Frank Sinatra. I’ve always hated his music.
Aerosmith for me.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #344 on: February 15, 2026, 02:49:27 PM »
Food trucks
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #345 on: February 15, 2026, 03:29:05 PM »
I get irrationally irritated when people say "what the shit?"
It sounds like a child who doesn't know how to use cuss words yet.
It's "what the fuck", or if you need to soften it "what the hell".
Maybe "what the heck" can get a pass if there's a young child nearby.

What the shit is a la Bamba quote. You know when Bob is in the car, I forget exactly what he’s doing and he hears that his brother the big bopper and Buddy Holly were killed in a plane crash.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #346 on: February 15, 2026, 05:11:24 PM »
Drivers who slow down to go over train tracks
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #347 on: February 16, 2026, 12:44:13 PM »
Food trucks

See now, I irrationally hate all food that ISN’T from a food truck. 😋🚛🌮


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #348 on: February 16, 2026, 12:50:12 PM »
youtube comments on songs like "who still listening in 2026 ? ?"
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #349 on: February 17, 2026, 05:31:52 AM »
youtube comments on songs like "who still listening in 2026 ? ?"

At this point I'm just happy anyone on YouTube is listening to anything but playlists of AI generated music with names like "16 hours of Low-Fi Psychedelic Western Space Opera Beats".
 

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I don't automatically hate modern slang, I don't think we should all still be saying "da bomb".
But lately I hear a lot of skaters saying "stinkin'" and it sounds so stupid to me, not a fan.
The term "stinkin'" is stinkin'.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #350 on: February 18, 2026, 11:59:09 AM »
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youtube comments on songs like "who still listening in 2026 ? ?"
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At this point I'm just happy anyone on YouTube is listening to anything but playlists of AI generated music with names like "16 hours of Low-Fi Psychedelic Western Space Opera Beats".
 

EDIT - adding a new one

I don't automatically hate modern slang, I don't think we should all still be saying "da bomb".
But lately I hear a lot of skaters saying "stinkin'" and it sounds so stupid to me, not a fan.
The term "stinkin'" is stinkin'.

How far can the “bad meaning good” thing go?

“Ishod’s one bad dude”
“Yeah his kickflips are sicknasty”
“So stinkin’!”
“He’s actually septic”
“That tre flip over the gap has pustules and yellow discharge!”
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #351 on: February 19, 2026, 06:50:27 AM »
those "salt life" stickers on cars when you are nowhere near the ocean.

as a pretty heavily tattooed person; people telling me their tattoo ideas

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #352 on: February 19, 2026, 08:20:56 AM »
those "salt life" stickers on cars when you are nowhere near the ocean.

as a pretty heavily tattooed person; people telling me their tattoo ideas

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We midwesterners thought “salt life” was just repping a high sodium diet.

p.s you should get a tiger fighting a snake on your forearm, that’d be siiiick!


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #353 on: February 19, 2026, 09:20:23 AM »
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those "salt life" stickers on cars when you are nowhere near the ocean.

as a pretty heavily tattooed person; people telling me their tattoo ideas

group texts
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We midwesterners thought “salt life” was just repping a high sodium diet.

p.s you should get a tiger fighting a snake on your forearm, that’d be siiiick!

being in western PA that observation is pretty spot on about "salt life"  haha

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #354 on: February 19, 2026, 10:15:53 PM »
I hate Nyja's shorts.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #355 on: February 20, 2026, 09:36:23 AM »
When somebody pores over somebody's IG to see who they follow, to see if there's any red flags and post it here. If you actually take the time to scour a pro's IG for that you are a huge fucking dork. Also when people call skaters like Joslin MAGA without any evidence other than they wear wife beaters or enjoy energy drinks
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #356 on: February 20, 2026, 10:35:52 AM »
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tiktok
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There are many valid reasons to hate TikTok
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can you show me where on the doll that tiktok hurt you
I've never been on it, but it's totally fucked both of my daughters' brains. As much as I've tried to restrict it, they're like full-on crack fiends for TikTok and so are all their friends. Even if I block it on their phones, they find other ways to get on. My one daughter looked at one eating disorder video and then ED vids clogged her stream, then she ended up in the hospital. Fuck TikTok. 

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #357 on: February 20, 2026, 06:46:19 PM »
I guess figure skaters don’t skate switch. They do their jumps one direction. I dislike that. If I did that shit my goal would be mirroring my triple sow cows triple toe or whatever. Otherwise shits bad ass. MacArthur Park is an ill tune too.

Yo I fucking hate skis in the half pipe. There’s no such thing as a big spin on skis nerds. Looking like rag dolls.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #358 on: February 20, 2026, 07:57:56 PM »
I guess figure skaters don’t skate switch. They do their jumps one direction. I dislike that. If I did that shit my goal would be mirroring my triple sow cows triple toe or whatever. Otherwise shits bad ass. MacArthur Park is an ill tune too.

Yo I fucking hate skis in the half pipe. There’s no such thing as a big spin on skis nerds. Looking like rag dolls.

That is wild! You could set the whole winter olympics on its ass just by doing a mirror line. Crazy that in all these years no one’s tried it.

Do rollerbladers skate switch?


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #359 on: February 21, 2026, 08:30:24 PM »
^^ probably they consider switch if they use their non-dominant foot to lead? but i really don’t know.


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