Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48070 times)

pizzarules · « **Reply #150 on:** October 25, 2013, 10:04:20 PM »

Quote from: pencil on October 22, 2013, 01:14:00 PM

even though i dont smoke smoke anymore. that bag of nug looks excellent. i hope you roll that into a nice personal blunt and enjoy that while you pound that o.e.

pizzarules · « **Reply #151 on:** October 25, 2013, 10:06:43 PM »

Quote from: Mundungus on October 21, 2013, 09:50:50 PM

Quote from: pizzarules on September 08, 2013, 12:10:03 AM
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It's margarita night at my house and I'm the only one drinking them because I'm the only one that lives here. Whatever.
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me every day

damn, do you have diabetes yet?

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #152 on:** October 27, 2013, 01:50:02 AM »

man, fuck all of you guys.

well some of you guys.

and then, fuck getting diabetes. wilford brimley can suck a
edit: type 1 or gtfo !!

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #153 on:** October 27, 2013, 08:00:01 PM »

Bambi · « **Reply #154 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:58:31 PM »

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #155 on:** October 29, 2013, 01:22:29 AM »

i have finished 7 vintage james lockhart decanter bottles of jim beam in the last 3 weeks.
alcoholic? maybe. bourbon enthusiast? yes.

drunk? VERY.

edit:
i mistyped "3 weeks" as "4 weeks"...twice. fuck you, preview button.

Big Baby Jesus · « **Reply #156 on:** October 30, 2013, 10:43:30 PM »

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #157 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:36:57 PM »

I'm a 211 and a couple blue moons deep so far. Think my brother's gonna come pick me up to take me to a strip club. An average Wednesday night.

pencil · « **Reply #158 on:** October 31, 2013, 09:19:31 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on October 30, 2013, 11:36:57 PM

I'm a 211 and a couple blue moons deep so far. Think my brother's gonna come pick me up to take me to a strip club. An average Wednesday night.

you make me go between pitying you and envying you on multiple occasions i just dont know which one im feeling right now

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #159 on:** October 31, 2013, 09:37:24 AM »

Pity me. I hate strip clubs.

pencil · « **Reply #160 on:** October 31, 2013, 11:18:29 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on October 31, 2013, 09:37:24 AM

Pity me. I hate strip clubs.

i love you

Explosive Bolts · « **Reply #161 on:** October 31, 2013, 12:17:00 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on October 31, 2013, 09:37:24 AM

Pity me. I hate strip clubs.

You're doing it wrong. Invest in some silk boxers and go out in a sweat suit. See if you can get some hands free relief from a lap dance.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #162 on:** November 14, 2013, 10:19:52 PM »

I love 211s. Two dollar fades? Yes please.

pencil · « **Reply #163 on:** November 14, 2013, 11:03:05 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on November 14, 2013, 10:19:52 PM

I love 211s. Two dollar fades? Yes please.

word, first time i had one was when i was in the "hood" and my weed dude who i went to for weight bought me one since i was just buying some personal and was gonna smoke with him
god damn did it have me fucked up, only 40 i drank for a year exclusively

Mundungus · « **Reply #164 on:** November 18, 2013, 02:26:10 PM »

These guys, and putting coping on buddies backyard DIY project

might post pics later if I remember

pencil · « **Reply #165 on:** November 18, 2013, 03:53:31 PM »

anybody else fuck with honey brown ale? cheap as hell

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #166 on:** November 24, 2013, 09:51:33 PM »

^How cheap are we talking and what is the ABV?

Quote from: tom on October 23, 2013, 08:24:22 AM

Admittedly goth night rules. It's like a mix of the club from the first matrix and blade3

It's goth night at a club right now. I really wanna go, but I have no one to go with. Also, I'm already drunk so I can't drive myself. I feel like goth night would be the most comfortable I've ever been at a club. Black goth problems.

pencil · « **Reply #167 on:** November 25, 2013, 10:54:15 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on November 24, 2013, 09:51:33 PM

^How cheap are we talking and what is the ABV?
Quote from: tom on October 23, 2013, 08:24:22 AM
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Admittedly goth night rules. It's like a mix of the club from the first matrix and blade3
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It's goth night at a club right now. I really wanna go, but I have no one to go with. Also, I'm already drunk so I can't drive myself. I feel like goth night would be the most comfortable I've ever been at a club. Black goth problems.

its 4.5% but in Athens Ohio i was able to get a tall boy for less than a dollar including tax

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #168 on:** December 15, 2013, 03:39:38 PM »

band · « **Reply #169 on:** December 15, 2013, 08:17:45 PM »

i hate ALL of you

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #170 on:** December 16, 2013, 07:46:15 PM »

Started drinking Jameson's awhile back because of Jimmy McNulty. Then winter hit and I started binge-watching Oz, while drinking Jameson's. I'm going to visit family next week and I fear my head may be in a bad, weird place.

*edit - Michael McDonald is the fucking man.

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #171 on:** December 16, 2013, 08:00:14 PM »

damn, bump off this *~beerr*~

Mundungus · « **Reply #172 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:01:55 PM »

can I sleep on your couch?

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #173 on:** December 17, 2013, 12:05:13 AM »

staff party night. perv'd on the girls at the shop. they love it

Powdered Toast Man! · « **Reply #174 on:** December 21, 2013, 01:42:08 AM »

i reactivated my stupid facebook account a few days ago because im done with finals,
i saw my ex gf's profile pic get a gazillion likes

why do i exclusively remember her nostalgically under alcoholic conditions?
i'm not bummed... i just, involuntarily, keep her in my mind when drunk.

and i fucking hate it.

i had a blast tonight, but i'll elaborate that under the "things youre stoked on "thread.

xoxo

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #175 on:** December 21, 2013, 10:53:13 PM »

oh you better beliebe it. happy solstice, peoples. oh, and all this snow, get fucked. i mean you pretty, but are inconvieniencing my life stylz

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #176 on:** December 23, 2013, 01:54:14 AM »

oops wrong thred .. .

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #177 on:** December 23, 2013, 04:23:20 AM »

It's 8am, slept 2hrs last night, now I'm sitting at the airport bar pounding draught before my flight in an hour. What's with all these schmucks around me drinking coffee.

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #178 on:** December 28, 2013, 12:17:42 AM »

Quote from: pencil on November 18, 2013, 03:53:31 PM

anybody else fuck with honey brown ale? cheap as hell

fucking with this Honey Brown Lager right now, hits the spot and don't break the wallet.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #179 on:** December 28, 2013, 12:30:19 AM »

Quote from: Jumping Beans on December 23, 2013, 04:23:20 AM

It's 8am, slept 2hrs last night, now I'm sitting at the airport bar pounding draught before my flight in an hour. What's with all these schmucks around me drinking coffee.

yeah fuck em amirite?

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