Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48080 times)

pizzarules · « **Reply #241 on:** April 06, 2014, 02:31:02 PM »

went skating earlier today now im shitfaced.

Dead Art Collective · « **Reply #242 on:** April 07, 2014, 07:47:30 PM »

Sierra Nevada at a party with John Mottas video part playing on the screen in the living room

igrindtwinkies · « **Reply #243 on:** April 07, 2014, 08:22:53 PM »

went to grab a 40 today and found out mickey's and OE are now in plastic containers... what the fuck.

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #244 on:** April 08, 2014, 07:30:35 AM »

Quote from: igrindtwinkies on April 07, 2014, 08:22:53 PM

went to grab a 40 today and found out mickey's and OE are now in plastic containers... what the fuck.

OE and best ice too, it's fucked

Mundungus · « **Reply #245 on:** April 08, 2014, 09:18:39 AM »

My roommates and I are skipping lecture today to do 24 beers by midnight. I'm already 10 deep at noon on the east coast!

tobey · « **Reply #246 on:** April 11, 2014, 09:10:49 PM »

haven't drank since the eagles played, two bud lights and a yuengling gets me feeling drunk

pizzarules · « **Reply #247 on:** April 11, 2014, 09:48:21 PM »

Quote from: igrindtwinkies on April 07, 2014, 08:22:53 PM

went to grab a 40 today and found out mickey's and OE are now in plastic containers... what the fuck.

what the fuck is right, what the fuck? them plastic bottles better be bpa free or im finna choke a bitch.

pinche gringo · « **Reply #248 on:** April 11, 2014, 10:24:12 PM »

Quote from: pizzarules on April 11, 2014, 09:48:21 PM

Quote from: igrindtwinkies on April 07, 2014, 08:22:53 PM
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went to grab a 40 today and found out mickey's and OE are now in plastic containers... what the fuck.
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what the fuck is right, what the fuck? them plastic bottles better be bpa free or im finna choke a bitch.

Childproof caps are next.

pizzarules · « **Reply #249 on:** April 11, 2014, 10:31:19 PM »

Quote from: pinche gringo on April 11, 2014, 10:24:12 PM

Quote from: pizzarules on April 11, 2014, 09:48:21 PM
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Quote from: igrindtwinkies on April 07, 2014, 08:22:53 PM
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went to grab a 40 today and found out mickey's and OE are now in plastic containers... what the fuck.
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what the fuck is right, what the fuck? them plastic bottles better be bpa free or im finna choke a bitch.
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Childproof caps are next.

thats not fucking funny. childproof caps pretty much are drunkard-proof caps. which equals an early end of drinking which equals a very pissed off me.

pinche gringo · « **Reply #250 on:** April 11, 2014, 10:49:38 PM »

Thumb exercises.

Mark Renton · « **Reply #251 on:** April 12, 2014, 07:49:33 AM »

Went to sleep still drunk but alright (didn't feel a bucket was necessary) and woke up to puke all over the floor.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Saturday morning.

pizzarules · « **Reply #252 on:** April 13, 2014, 12:02:58 AM »

texted my parents whom i havent seen since thanksgiving that i don't drink or smoke cigs anymore while pounding anchor steams and jim beam. now im on my way out the door to smoke a cig or twelve. don't know why i lied to them about something that doesn't matter, just thought it would be entertaining because i dont have any friends.

wildbillhiccup · « **Reply #253 on:** April 13, 2014, 12:14:29 AM »

anyone wanna go fishing in two hours i be in west chester

king_in_the_north · « **Reply #254 on:** April 16, 2014, 09:16:15 PM »

wildbillhiccup · « **Reply #255 on:** April 18, 2014, 10:45:02 PM »

string bean · « **Reply #256 on:** April 19, 2014, 12:56:27 PM »

Quote from: PumpkinEsc0bar on March 08, 2014, 02:35:51 PM

How do yall deal with hang overs? Used to NEVER get them, even when blacking out. Now the next day I just shake all day with no appetite till about 10pm.. which is when I proceed to drink again.

hair of the dog that bit you will put an appetite back in there.

pizzarules · « **Reply #257 on:** April 20, 2014, 09:49:51 PM »

im piss drunk. my girlfriedn is totally sober because the zoloft her shitty doctor put her on doesnt let her drink anymore. i feel like the asshole thats drunk middday thats around a bunch of sober people. now i have no one to drink with and now im bitching on the fucking forum becasuei have no friend.s

JB · « **Reply #258 on:** April 26, 2014, 08:25:11 PM »

Faded and they're playin big tymers. Got the Timex shinnin.

pizzarules · « **Reply #259 on:** April 28, 2014, 07:32:12 PM »

I come here way too much

SHAWN COMBOVER · « **Reply #260 on:** May 01, 2014, 07:42:14 AM »

BUMP AT WORK in the AM. life is better when you dont fucking care. but tomorrw is gonna hurt lol
Im gonna skate if I dont fall asleep after i get outta my cubicle dream land. this is the best.

I HATE ADS

pizzarules · « **Reply #261 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:35:18 PM »

im drunk offf chaimpaing b.c my ex gf left me so i guess thtas means im celebrating,

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #262 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:39:31 PM »

Peter Zagreus · « **Reply #263 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:14:04 PM »

Got drunk. Shaved my head. Spent the last hour and a half dancing to My Sweet Lord by George Harrison.

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #264 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:43:15 PM »

I don't know if I skate because I want to or because I've been doing it for the past 8 years and it's what I'm "supposed" to do. I don't feel that spark to get up everyday wanting to ride my board. I'm confused.

pancake man · « **Reply #265 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:58:52 PM »

When you give the tour at the brewery...

igrindtwinkies · « **Reply #266 on:** May 03, 2014, 06:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on May 01, 2014, 09:39:31 PM

one of my favorite albums to drink and skate to.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #267 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:27:48 PM »

Friday night, haven't drunk this week until tonight. Gone to the pub with the missus and the dog, 5 pints in and just eaten all good.

Mundungus · « **Reply #268 on:** May 12, 2014, 10:29:32 PM »

went on bowling date w cute girl tonight... she is seriously pathetic at bowling. Should that be a dealbreaker?

SodaJerk · « **Reply #269 on:** May 13, 2014, 10:45:41 AM »

Quote from: Mundungus on May 12, 2014, 10:29:32 PM

went on bowling date w cute girl tonight... she is seriously pathetic at bowling. Should that be a dealbreaker?

Not really, gives you a chance to do that thing where you help her improve her game by standing behind her a guiding her arm to help her action when all you are really doing is pushing your crotch into her booty.

Author Topic: Bump When Drunk (Read 48080 times)

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