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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5400 on: December 27, 2021, 03:00:06 PM »
If you poop your pants in your own house, does it still count?


happened to me exactly twice, that i barely made it home but didnīt manage the last few meters to the bathroom.
so in my opinion it counts

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5401 on: December 27, 2021, 03:58:20 PM »
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If you poop your pants in your own house, does it still count?
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happened to me exactly twice, that i barely made it home but didnīt manage the last few meters to the bathroom.
so in my opinion it counts

Nothing worse than being caught short. I think I've been three times in my life. Thank fuck there is no taco bell/ oe 40's in France...bad combo

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5402 on: December 28, 2021, 01:17:10 AM »
Since Jimmy Wilkins is on Thunder and seems to be on Spitifre, will he end up on a Deluxe deck brand?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5403 on: December 28, 2021, 08:05:39 AM »
In the dead of night completely unconscious you steal your lover's covers. You wake up confronted by a salty sweetheart. Do they even have the right to be upset with you? After all, you have no recollection of your wrongdoings.  :-\
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5404 on: December 28, 2021, 10:58:54 AM »
A day should be 12 hours and an hour 120 minutes and a minute 120 seconds.
I don't even know if the math works out it's 6am and I haven't slept for a couple days and this is what I'm pondering right now keeping me up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5405 on: December 29, 2021, 09:39:06 PM »
Has anyone ever seen Tony hawk with facial hair? His little kid 70s church haircut is really fucking up his image. You can see where his part is starts way on-top of his head.
He could dress as Larry David again but shave the top of his head for real. Then shave the sides and after a while be like"oh I actually just like it like this" and save some face.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5406 on: January 02, 2022, 08:03:50 AM »
We need to clone the Wisdom kids save street skating.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5407 on: January 02, 2022, 05:23:49 PM »
"Whens the next time i'm going to get laid?" "probably not anytime soon" :(

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5408 on: January 02, 2022, 09:01:48 PM »
"Whens the next time i'm going to get laid?" "probably not anytime soon" :(

I could get online and order a blow job for 7 am. The ups man has a different dick in his mouth every day. Do you want love and commitment or do you want a warm hole. Go for whatever you want in a rational safe way. It's available if you go get it. I believe bin you
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5409 on: January 02, 2022, 09:30:10 PM »
Im pondering two things rn.

One of these it this saying i just made up.

Every disgruntled supposedly under appreciated hometown hero is thinking they are PJ Ladd till they actually see PJ Ladd.

It's not very clever but it's so true.

Two

Everyone in my family who I've seen skate pushed goofs. That me my 3 younger brothers. My sister 21 years younger than I. My cousins Jason my cousin Chelsea. There's more I can't think of rn.

Boom there's my cousin Cory. He regs he pushed mongo. Both of his sons push mongo. They live in Ohio and I've only been around them sporadically.

All three of them scooter. I believe that scooters train kids to piss peddle. My nephew James was given a scooter and I was against it big time. There I found myself walking around following him down the street watching him develop bad style. There was arguments over it for a second. My brother is like maybe the scooter will make skating easier. 

i was like this kids going to skate WRONG!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!! MONGO!!!!!!!!!

Yep they stand on the wheel to take all the weight out of the turn and bounce around barely on the thing. It's like a shopping cart style of push. Horrendous stuff man. Extremely bad for the legacy of great style I'm trying to continue nurture at that time.

The Ohio posse doesn't matter they were living in a trailer park meth vacuum.

So I knew I was losing this battle so I took the kid aside and was like you want this stupid thing? Ok your putting your foot here now. And you are going to learn to push switch.

He resisted the "safer way" to push but the stink foot is just too dangerous. Spontaneous human combustion kid. Swear on my frickin life.

When that didn't work I'd just yell out at him. HEY KID!!!! STOP PUSHING SHIT FOOT!!!!

All forth of July people be chilling. They'd see me sit up like there was a lion entering the barbeque look over at the kids and yell MONGO!!!! Hey you JAMES!!!! MONGO!!!!

That dangerous shit just bought you and hour of switch stance. I exaggerate that. He only had to push home from the fireworks switch.

I figured out how to make it work. Beginning of covid we taught all the new batch of kids how to bomb the hill to push around and almost Ollie.

The scooter was a bad idea. I see old skate dad's allow it all the time. They say maybe it will... Nah nah nah. Let me stop you right there kook. Gife the kid a frickin board and stop being a coward. Scooters are like leprechaun and unicorns. They do not fucking exist. Say with me Mike fucking Ness. They do not exist! Wash that fucking shit out of your hair take off the shaded dude.

Punk rock dad. I'm going to frickin puke
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5410 on: January 10, 2022, 03:34:46 PM »
Whenever I see footage of cops in the UK, they always look like such pussies compared to US cops.  Theyíre always driving some cute little car and wear cute little outfits.

Theyíre always so fucking polite when theyíre arresting somebody too.  Theyíre always like ďExcuse me sir, pardon the interruption but, if it pleases you, might we have a quick word?Ē  If that took place in the US, theyíd already have the person on the ground, three dudes sitting on them, guns drawn screaming orders.

Iím sure thereís some bad ass commando police in the UK; Iíve just never seen one.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5411 on: January 10, 2022, 09:27:10 PM »
Sometimes I leave my body and I see the frame rate of life slow so much I can see the slides dropping. When I was young this only happened when I take drugs. Now it's usually caused by rage for my situation.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5412 on: January 11, 2022, 08:45:59 PM »
Itís been a deep thought day:

1.  Apparently around 40 people a year die from falling into Niagara FallsÖ so in addition to being a breathtakingly beautiful treasure of the natural world, itís also one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. 

2.  When these multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos types drink water, itís basically the exact same shit that comes out of a water fountain at the back of Walmart.  Itís not like they get special rich people waterÖ itís all just got one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms.  Theirs just comes in fancier bottles and probably has less trace contaminants and rodent fecal matter PPM, but thatís not really a big deal.

Same goes for movies/tv shows.  Itís not like they have their own special billionaire joints, they just have to watch the same regular superhero movies and rom-coms as the unwashed masses. They just have nicer tvís.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5413 on: January 11, 2022, 09:05:15 PM »
I need an old TV. All my best art was created in the light of a blue no signal screen
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5414 on: January 11, 2022, 10:05:43 PM »
Itís been a deep thought day:

2.  When these multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos types drink water, itís basically the exact same shit that comes out of a water fountain at the back of Walmart.  Itís not like they get special rich people waterÖ itís all just got one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms.  Theirs just comes in fancier bottles and probably has less trace contaminants and rodent fecal matter PPM, but thatís not really a big deal.

Same goes for movies/tv shows.  Itís not like they have their own special billionaire joints, they just have to watch the same regular superhero movies and rom-coms as the unwashed masses. They just have nicer tvís.

Agreed, I feel like there is a plateau after a certain amount.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5415 on: January 13, 2022, 03:58:44 AM »
Watching that peacemaker show and can only think who the fuck is this even for? This has been a pet peeve of mine for years (first noticed it whenever it was that first gi Joe movie came out) like the only people that would actually like this show are ten years old but it's constantly swearing and not appropriate for children.
And no I'm not Helen Lovejoy being "oh won't somebody please think of the children" (I just watched robocop with my nephew's) I'm more concerned about how fucking dumb adults are getting.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5416 on: January 13, 2022, 02:35:43 PM »
If you made all your interior walls into mosaics, would your walls get really dusty?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5417 on: January 13, 2022, 04:02:42 PM »
If you made all your interior walls into mosaics, would your walls get really dusty?

I'd imagine, I used to rent out an apartment with a completely tiled bathroom. It was a nightmare to clean, and no matter how much scrubbing it always looked dingy.  :-\
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5418 on: January 13, 2022, 08:10:32 PM »
Iím not a Biblical scholar or anything, but it seems like Jesus was acting a little out of character when he went into that temple and trashed all the money changersí shit and kicked them out.

He spends his whole life as some super thoughtful, peaceful dude, then out of nowhere turns into Bruce Willis in Die Hard for an afternoon.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5419 on: January 13, 2022, 08:27:51 PM »
Iím not a Biblical scholar or anything, but it seems like Jesus was acting a little out of character when he went into that temple and trashed all the money changersí shit and kicked them out.

He spends his whole life as some super thoughtful, peaceful dude, then out of nowhere turns into Bruce Willis in Die Hard for an afternoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wyDCTgsz8

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5420 on: January 13, 2022, 08:30:51 PM »
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Iím not a Biblical scholar or anything, but it seems like Jesus was acting a little out of character when he went into that temple and trashed all the money changersí shit and kicked them out.

He spends his whole life as some super thoughtful, peaceful dude, then out of nowhere turns into Bruce Willis in Die Hard for an afternoon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wyDCTgsz8

Hahaha, that was amazing.  Looks like Iím not the first one to have that thought.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5421 on: January 13, 2022, 08:35:42 PM »
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Iím not a Biblical scholar or anything, but it seems like Jesus was acting a little out of character when he went into that temple and trashed all the money changersí shit and kicked them out.

He spends his whole life as some super thoughtful, peaceful dude, then out of nowhere turns into Bruce Willis in Die Hard for an afternoon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wyDCTgsz8
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Hahaha, that was amazing.  Looks like Iím not the first one to have that thought.
great minds think alike.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5422 on: January 17, 2022, 08:19:46 PM »
do firefighters have mustaches as a life alert .. like if they notice their mustache is getting crispy do they know itís time to back out
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5423 on: January 17, 2022, 11:24:51 PM »
do firefighters have mustaches as a life alert .. like if they notice their mustache is getting crispy do they know itís time to back out
Maybe it helps filter out debris from going in their nose and mouth.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5424 on: January 18, 2022, 04:48:30 PM »
Should I get Instagram?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5425 on: January 18, 2022, 05:43:15 PM »
do firefighters have mustaches as a life alert .. like if they notice their mustache is getting crispy do they know itís time to back out
If your mustache is getting crispy then you're already dead, because the fire burnt through the mask of your breathing apparatus and your entire face is crispy.

Maybe it helps filter out debris from going in their nose and mouth.
Fire fighters in the 1800's actually used to grow out their beards for a similar purpose. They would dip them in water and put them in their mouths to try to keep smoke out. It's a good thing science exists, because if it didn't, they'd still be doing it. That's how much tradition means to the fire service.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5426 on: January 19, 2022, 05:04:50 PM »
what happened to da art of storytelling part 3
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5427 on: January 19, 2022, 06:04:20 PM »
not exactly a question i pondered, but grass is really fucking amazing
we never think about it but it's always under our feet wherever we go, no matter what. (deserts and other places excepted)

it grows through pavements and pebble paths as well, why does it even do that? it's a lot easier to just grow more in the same place, yet it pushes through hard as fuck and inhospitable surfaces for virtually no reward.


fucking crazy man.
I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5428 on: January 21, 2022, 02:48:38 AM »
Will we get to a point where we stop calling the English language English? Just tried to watch an english movie called "twist" and the voices were so repulsive had to turn it off after 15 minutes. It's as if the majority of people from England have suddenly got brain damage and malformed jaw bones.
Now I'm Australian and I don't care how much someone wants to make fun of our silly accents that's all fine but at least our adults still talk like adults.
I'm usually pretty quick to be against Americans claiming shit but fuck it Americans seem to speak better English than the English now.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5429 on: January 21, 2022, 03:13:24 PM »
I wonder if future generations will work it out and create a better way of life/system that dosent involve working 5 days a week just for two days off to yourself....surely we werent put on earth to slave away 5 days a week 8 hours a day just to come home tired and do it all over again waiting for the weekend to fly by
That's a given with enough time, I wonder if humanity will ever get over the urge to genocide itself though. We've come to an age where it seems most people are misanthropes, a World War seems like a far view but suicide comes in many ways and shapes, everyone thinks they're hot shit and the rest of humanity must end.