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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5730 on: September 05, 2022, 07:06:12 PM »
why hesitate doing anything at the end we all die
Science is going to kick death from aging right in the balls some day. With a little help from the genetics of lobsters and jellyfish, and gene editing with CRISPR, this future is foreseeable. We’ll all be dead first though.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5731 on: September 06, 2022, 12:09:23 AM »
Quote from: wahwahwah  :'( :( ;Dlink=topic=54309.msg3858210#msg3858210 date=1662413620
why hesitate doing anything at the end we all die

You could say the exact opposite: we are all going to die, so choose wisely what you put your time into.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5732 on: September 06, 2022, 03:36:31 PM »
Why is it that whenever someone who believes in reincarnation and talks about their past lives, they’re always something cool?

For the lives lived over the past 10,000 years, there’s like a 98% chance you were just a poor farmer just like the rest of us dumb fucks.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5733 on: September 06, 2022, 04:37:53 PM »
Are there like Puerto Rican restaurants in like SF and LA? Are they as good as the places in Lynn and shit?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5734 on: September 06, 2022, 09:30:35 PM »
Are there like Puerto Rican restaurants in like SF and LA? Are they as good as the places in Lynn and shit?

i was in SF today and saw a pimped gen 6 civic hatch with a beaded PR flag on the mirror. felt like i was back in providence
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5735 on: September 11, 2022, 09:40:54 AM »
Why are we ticklish?  Is there some evolutionary advantage to it or did it sort of unintentionally sneak in there through the back door?

And why is it both (in varying degrees) amusing and uncomfortable at the same time?  What else will make you laugh uncontrollably while simultaneously begging for it to end?  Sounds like my honeymoon.

Are other animals ticklish?  Pretty sure I’ve seen monkeys getting tickled (my mom said I’m not allowed to visit those websites anymore  :()… but are dogs ticklish?  I don’t think they are but maybe I’m wrong.  No way a seahorse is though.  I’d bet my whole paycheck on that.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5736 on: September 13, 2022, 04:07:20 PM »
What if aliens are just some type of advanced Ai ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5737 on: September 13, 2022, 04:23:27 PM »
What if aliens are just some type of advanced Ai ?
Actually very nearly impossible for extraterrestrials to make contact any other way. The vast distances of space are hostile to mortal beings. In all likelihood the vanguard of the aliens would be machines just like what we do with our rovers except a lot more sophisticated if they can make it all the way over here. Who knows if their society survives long enough to see them in the flesh.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5738 on: September 14, 2022, 05:55:44 PM »
why did we have to ask to use the bathrrom in school?? teachers suck

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5739 on: September 14, 2022, 06:43:58 PM »
Could the smoking hot Shanghainese financial analyst who I am talking to on this weird app she suggested I download be a bot?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5740 on: September 16, 2022, 12:20:09 PM »
Canada vs Aus comparisons/vs/parralells
Wiess vs Ellis
McKay vs Jake brown
Plg vs Renton Miller
Moses vs Jeff Williams?? (We didn't really have a comparable 90s guy)
Appleyard vs cale nuske
Machnau vs Mumford
Mccrank vs Chad bartie
Keegan sauder vs Jake Duncombe
Mike Hastie vs Shane cross
Morgan Smith vs Kurt winter
Spencer vs chima
Wade vs Shane oneill
Tj vs pilz
Una vs Haley Wilson
??? Vs Dane burman
??? Vs Gabriel summers
bobby dekyzer Vs Sam winter

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5741 on: September 16, 2022, 05:27:49 PM »
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Are there like Puerto Rican restaurants in like SF and LA? Are they as good as the places in Lynn and shit?
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i was in SF today and saw a pimped gen 6 civic hatch with a beaded PR flag on the mirror. felt like i was back in providence

Hell yeah. No place like home. I went out got a bunch of yellow rice and beef today. Ate it at the ledge.


I been watching Dale videos of this heroin egg kid. Mids.
Then Chris Chan came on.

I pondered
His haircut makes him look like my nephews favorite toy.
 Huggy Wuggy.

That is all.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5742 on: September 16, 2022, 06:37:08 PM »
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What if aliens are just some type of advanced Ai ?
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Actually very nearly impossible for extraterrestrials to make contact any other way. The vast distances of space are hostile to mortal beings. In all likelihood the vanguard of the aliens would be machines just like what we do with our rovers except a lot more sophisticated if they can make it all the way over here. Who knows if their society survives long enough to see them in the flesh.

If we ever made contact, how long do you think it would take us to get bored with them?  Sure we’d all have our minds hella blown at first but eventually we’ll be like “Great, another lecture about space litter from Zif-Lon 0.03019 of Crab Nebula Quadrant Theta…”
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5743 on: September 17, 2022, 11:21:09 AM »
why am i still in a loveless marriage

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5744 on: September 18, 2022, 07:34:14 AM »
It would be cool if Aus changed the state names of Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria but I don't know what to. First thoughts are probably to something aboriginal but the state lines are just made up and I don't think Aboriginal people had names for areas of land that big.
A flag without the union jack would be cool too but they'd probably fuck it up and do some awful design. I just want the bottom left corner to be the whole flag. Just blue with a white star in the middle. Maybe they can change the star to gold and the background to dark green or whatever combo of those.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5745 on: September 18, 2022, 11:21:44 AM »
Whycome getting sucked off and sucked on is the same but getting wanked off and wanked on are two very different things.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5746 on: September 20, 2022, 07:12:45 AM »
TJ Rogers might be the best looking skater in 2022. He has everything except Venture trucks. Why is that? He has the look. Is on Es. Blind might be kook shit but Venture is all up in the DNA of blind.

I feel like if he rode for cooler shit he'd be up there with Lou and others as a historic top dawg style master.

Neither Lou or TJ can touch PJ tho. I know I be single the praise a lot but I gotta let mother fuckers know. If he was my age. Like 5 -7 years older he would be a legit god.

Elissa is the head god. She is my absolute favorite human on a skateboard.

Funny thing is when I got out of jail I ran into a local who was pro at the time I think. Maybe about to turn pro. I knew his father a little.

I said what ever happened to that kid PJ after Maple or whatever.

 Oh he's on ______ and is dating Elissa Steamer.

I felt the jealousy well up in me. I'm like NOOOO! In my mind I think hey I want to date Elissa.

Later I found out he got on Target. I was like damn skating is all the way over.

Idek why I think about this stuff. I was just coming here to talk shit about TJ's poser trucks and talk about how dope the style is.

I hear he's scared of gay people tho. I happen to know that two of the above listed names are both STD (shook ta death) of gays.

Boo! Fuck the industry. Skating isn't even allowed to smd.or sma.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5747 on: September 20, 2022, 07:20:19 AM »
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why hesitate doing anything at the end we all die
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Science is going to kick death from aging right in the balls some day. With a little help from the genetics of lobsters and jellyfish, and gene editing with CRISPR, this future is foreseeable. We’ll all be dead first though.

I've lived a few times. We just repeat the same shit over and over. It's almost impossible to remember that you was here before when you blindly stumble upon a do over.

After I'm like damn. Why do I always forget.

So I've found that it's best just to sit in the corner with your hands over your ears rock back and forth loudly reciting Da Bible and yelling Lenne Kurk is my captain till I feel like doing a trick or playing guitar.

No I know I'm doing it differently. Win win win win ok


Also ponder this. After sex I always say. GD! I need a do over! I tic-tac'd on that last push.

People like to hear that shit.

Or YOoooo! I Need a rematch immediately!

Try it. Everyone wants to be desired
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5748 on: September 20, 2022, 08:11:44 AM »
my orb
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5749 on: September 20, 2022, 09:50:25 AM »
why did we have to ask to use the bathrrom in school?? teachers suck

lol, my teachers would always tell me no, but I still went anyway.   

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5750 on: September 20, 2022, 10:02:50 AM »
death

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5751 on: September 20, 2022, 11:03:45 AM »
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why did we have to ask to use the bathrrom in school?? teachers suck
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lol, my teachers would always tell me no, but I still went anyway.


 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5752 on: September 21, 2022, 04:35:08 PM »
In movies with time travel, when people travel 1,000’s of years back in time, shouldn’t they just immediately get sick from a bunch of old diseases floating around that they have no immunity to?

And wouldn’t they just get everyone else sick with all their modern viruses?

I guess it’d probably just bring the plot to a grinding halt if every character became bedridden after 3 days, but it might be more realistic.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5753 on: September 21, 2022, 07:14:40 PM »
Why did I want to smoke my whole life?

My mom smoked while pregnant so that's probably why. Idk tho. As a kid I tried smoking a few times. By age 7 I was stealing them from my mom. By middle school I was full on daily.

I wish I never went to flavor county.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5754 on: September 22, 2022, 01:31:19 AM »
Why did I want to smoke my whole life?

My mom smoked while pregnant so that's probably why. Idk tho. As a kid I tried smoking a few times. By age 7 I was stealing them from my mom. By middle school I was full on daily.

I wish I never went to flavor county.

yeah, i've been addicted since forever, too. my mom smoked for sure while i was in there. my dad also smoked a lot. cold smoke was my favorite smell as a little kid. i had this linus blanket i took with me everywhere whose sole purpose was to catch all the cig smoke so i can sniff on it when i need to sleep until i was 5. i started pretty early for real, too. probably also around middle school(14-15 years old). some of my friends probably started earlier than 10 tho.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5755 on: September 22, 2022, 10:03:33 AM »
Smokes suck

More than rain
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5756 on: September 22, 2022, 11:43:20 AM »
I've been vaping so long now secondhand smoke doesn't smell good anymore. it's terrible either way
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5757 on: September 23, 2022, 04:52:12 AM »
i cant keep drinking like this i gotta get divorced

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5758 on: September 24, 2022, 08:04:04 PM »
How do we get a post apocalyptic movie with a gang of plaza skaters fighting to survive.

Be like hook meets frickin mad max 3 meeting street dreams.


Anyone remember the interview where (I think) Carroll was like Robin Williams smells like a hot hairy bag of D.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5759 on: September 24, 2022, 08:06:37 PM »
Also Frankie Hill is probably the best interview in skating.
The way he sounds and the way he talks is entertaining AF.  He is extremely detailed in his storytelling.

Great interview
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