Things You Pondered Today

[Tale Crab]

Would you really care if it's gay or not?

[S.E.]

Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.  He said he never really wanted to do it.

[Doogie Howser Ph.D.]

I think Im gonna focus my account

[BuddyPal]

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Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

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I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.? 

i guess its a glass half full or half empty situations

[Joust Ostrich]

Did anyone ever find out if the Joey Piorez (sp?) overdose death was confirmed or just a multipage thread rumor.

Watched a video he was in last night.

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

[friendly dave]

Not eating enough fiber?

[Spike Hawke]

who came first, the chicken or the guy fucking it?

[friendly dave]

Why don't people boo shitty bands anymore?

[Gnarwhal]

why do i constantly have diarrhea?

are you lactose intolerant?

[BraveUlysses]

People don't boo shitty bands anymore because a lot of people like shitty music nowadays.

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

[Doctor Handsome]

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

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i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!

[Blumpkinz]

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

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i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

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Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!

Beat me too so hard

[MaryhillVibe]

Can I construct a behavioral feed back loop to train myself to be inspired. Its not something that comes easy with hard work.

[Greg Ostertag]

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

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i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

[daddy]

Why can't there be scenes/songs like this in movies anymore?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

how big is yao mings dick?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I had a similar question concerning Shaq, but it was actually more a question about his tiny ass wife...

How the fuck is it physically possible for anything of his to fit into anything of hers? Its Like a goddamned st. bernard fucking a chihuahua

[Archie Bunker]

there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong

[daddy]

there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong

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At the end of Freddy Got Fingered, he's flopping his dick around in some silk boxers and it looks like it weighs like 20 Lbs.

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

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i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

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You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues

[Donkey Lips]

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why do i constantly have diarrhea?

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are you lactose intolerant?

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i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

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You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

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wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues

Keep hydrated my friend. It can strike you down in your prime.

[bumptobar]

why cant I front 360?

[IskateBaker]

why cant I front 360?

[e.d.]

I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

[penguin meat]

I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

We'll the "R" sound in Europe is a highly debated subject.  They can't agree on it's pronunciation for the life of them. So my thought is that it the "R" gets tossed around quite a bit because they don't know what to do with that letter.

[Hannity]

I think Im gonna focus my account

please don't, i need to see that jennifer love hewitt picture all over the boards, that picture haunts me in my dreams now...

[Grubby Mits]

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I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

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We'll the "R" sound in Europe is a highly debated subject.  They can't agree on it's pronunciation for the life of them. So my thought is that it the "R" gets tossed around quite a bit because they don't know what to do with that letter.

really? I live in England and have never heard anyone debate this. H on the other hand...

[pancake man]

Why I can't view flash videos on Firefox right now. I've updated flashplayer, and googling brings me answers from 2009. Youtube and flash works on safari, any ideas what's going on?