Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 719801 times)

oyolar · « **Reply #240 on:** October 16, 2011, 10:24:03 PM »

Black Sabbath's "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" A few changes were made to make it into a Deathwish shirt/graphic though.

Perro Mojado · « **Reply #241 on:** October 16, 2011, 10:28:53 PM »

Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM

Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

thank you you just blew my fucking mind

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #242 on:** October 17, 2011, 09:51:37 AM »

I recently got that Sabbath shirt, its sick.

Bug · « **Reply #243 on:** October 17, 2011, 04:52:45 PM »

Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #244 on:** October 17, 2011, 06:10:05 PM »

I thought how cool it would be if a shirt would be released with an animated picture of Reda drenched in water shrugging his shoulders with a sad face and the words "mystery water?" above it. Or maybe with a shirt with him choking Todd Jordan. I would buy either one.

friendly dave · « **Reply #245 on:** October 17, 2011, 06:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Bug on October 17, 2011, 04:52:45 PM

Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.

It's pretty different.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #246 on:** October 19, 2011, 08:24:37 PM »

Does PJ Ladd swim?

pugmaster · « **Reply #247 on:** October 19, 2011, 10:27:38 PM »

Since I love fat chicks, would I be the WORST "Curves" employee?

Mad Lauder · « **Reply #248 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:37:06 AM »

I was thinking sense skateboarding is all popular and stuff and there are all these skateboarding related movies and tv contests, do you guys think that in the future skate videos will be played in movie theaters?

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #249 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:46:54 PM »

How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?

Why is there a sign that says "no parking after dark"? Shouldn't it say "no parking during dark" because the morning, afternoon, and evening are all after dark?

dolphinstyle. · « **Reply #250 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:03:48 PM »

Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 25, 2011, 12:46:54 PM

How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?

just a ordinary devil's fork

brent · « **Reply #251 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:54:35 PM »

why do white girls make that stupid ass scrunched up face when they take pictures?

Ripped Laces · « **Reply #252 on:** October 26, 2011, 09:17:29 AM »

Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on October 25, 2011, 01:03:48 PM

Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 25, 2011, 12:46:54 PM
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How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?
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just a ordinary devil's fork

jhskates84 · « **Reply #253 on:** October 26, 2011, 09:36:45 AM »

Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM

Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

You do realize while relieving your bladder there are splatters of pee that splash back up from the toilet/urinal that you happen to be using, correct? So in fact, I would advise washing your hands afterward haha

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #254 on:** October 26, 2011, 02:58:16 PM »

how the fuck hard are you peeing where it splashes back up all over your hands?

GISM · « **Reply #255 on:** October 30, 2011, 02:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Trendy Bastard on October 15, 2011, 09:01:04 PM

How do non skaters see the world?

I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #256 on:** October 30, 2011, 05:49:12 AM »

Quote from: GISM on October 30, 2011, 02:39:51 AM

Quote from: Trendy Bastard on October 15, 2011, 09:01:04 PM
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How do non skaters see the world?
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I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?

I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #257 on:** October 30, 2011, 05:52:57 AM »

Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 30, 2011, 05:49:12 AM

Quote from: GISM on October 30, 2011, 02:39:51 AM
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Quote from: Trendy Bastard on October 15, 2011, 09:01:04 PM
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How do non skaters see the world?
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I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
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I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.

internet, tv and porn help a lot.

also, they are the cause people with no hobbies.

Karlos · « **Reply #258 on:** October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM »

Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM

Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.

brycickle · « **Reply #259 on:** October 30, 2011, 01:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on September 19, 2011, 01:31:10 PM

Why doesn't Jeff Kendall skate in these masters events? I would enjoy seeing him skate the Protec pool party contest.

I mean, he's no Chris Miller or Lance Mountain, but I still liked watching him skate.

Same for Bod Boyle, his part in 'Reason for living' was good.

Hugh "Bod" Boyle, Hugh "Bod" Boyle!!!

finknoos · « **Reply #260 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:46:59 AM »

where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #261 on:** October 31, 2011, 06:48:15 AM »

Quote from: finknoos on October 31, 2011, 04:46:59 AM

where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand

The logo is called a spindle.

You can find it printed on plenty of album covers. It's pretty much an adapter that helps play the record on a turn table.

trippinginspace · « **Reply #262 on:** October 31, 2011, 08:07:04 AM »

Quote from: Karlos on October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM

Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM
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Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

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i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.

If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

Karlos · « **Reply #263 on:** October 31, 2011, 09:32:47 AM »

Quote from: trippinginspace on October 31, 2011, 08:07:04 AM

Quote from: Karlos on October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM
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Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM
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Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

[close]

i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
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If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid

finknoos · « **Reply #264 on:** October 31, 2011, 10:04:34 AM »

Quote from: Karlos on October 31, 2011, 09:32:47 AM

Quote from: trippinginspace on October 31, 2011, 08:07:04 AM
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Quote from: Karlos on October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM
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Quote from: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM
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Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.

[close]

i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
[close]
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.
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its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #265 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:34:05 PM »

why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #266 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:35:15 PM »

Quote from: Grubby Mits on November 01, 2011, 04:34:05 PM

why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever

exactly. i understand year/month/day, but not the us-way.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #267 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:53:57 PM »

Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?

happenstance · « **Reply #268 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Otis Shredding on November 01, 2011, 04:53:57 PM

Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?

We say it like that, they don't!

pollutedvision · « **Reply #269 on:** November 01, 2011, 05:24:20 PM »

Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on October 15, 2011, 08:42:31 PM

Why is it that half my graduating class (2008) has a kid and/or is married?

They're mexican

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