Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 720188 times)

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #450 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:19:52 PM »

With the threads currently being dominated by hate for all of the shitty new posters, there has been a lack of traditional hate that I had grown accustomed to.

When was the last time someone bitched about Chaz Ortiz, or any of the other standards? It's been weeks. Is this good or bad?

Useful Idiot · « **Reply #451 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:23:56 PM »

Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #452 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Useful Idiot on February 21, 2012, 01:23:56 PM

Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.

2 shitty games and its over

myrrh · « **Reply #453 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:13:42 PM »

Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?

Wall of Nausea · « **Reply #454 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:01:09 PM »

Why can't the movie "Scanners" be real?

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #455 on:** February 28, 2012, 04:11:22 PM »

FART BOY · « **Reply #456 on:** February 28, 2012, 11:40:38 PM »

How do people still watch the news seriously? I guess Alec Baldwin being in the headlines all day for getting kicked off a plane could be news to some people.. or most.

ice nine · « **Reply #457 on:** February 29, 2012, 05:55:05 PM »

Fits in other threads, but it nearly happened to me today and subsequently thought about it a lot.

Sitting at a traffic light waiting to turn left, with individual turning lanes. People going the opposite direction are also waiting to turn left, so you can't see far into oncoming traffic and don't know if you can safely turn. You begin to turn when a group of bikers start riding across the street lacksadaisically, so you have to stop halfway through your turn. The gap to turn was small anyways and now a large truck is barreling towards you as you sit in the oncoming traffic lane, but the bikers are still in your way. Do you wait and get hit, accelerate and hit the bikers(as slowly as you can, or fast if ur a dick), or quickly reverse and crash into the car behind you? -hope that made sense. I hit the bikers by the way.RIP lil dudes

Fruitpunch · « **Reply #458 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:29:32 PM »

This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)

oyolar · « **Reply #459 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Fruitpunch on February 29, 2012, 06:29:32 PM

This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)

Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.

Fruitpunch · « **Reply #460 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:42:05 PM »

Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?

Joe Pesci · « **Reply #461 on:** March 14, 2012, 10:00:06 AM »

if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question

oyolar · « **Reply #462 on:** March 14, 2012, 12:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Joe Pesci on March 14, 2012, 10:00:06 AM

if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question

Yeah, you can.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #463 on:** March 14, 2012, 03:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Fruitpunch on February 29, 2012, 06:42:05 PM

Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?

Evolution. Our genetic ancestors were most likely omnivores as well, and probably scavenged to survive throughout history, which probably meant some somewhere down the line bit into one.

gutterhead. · « **Reply #464 on:** March 18, 2012, 04:14:27 AM »

girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #465 on:** March 18, 2012, 03:42:16 PM »

1) cosmo
2) yes

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #466 on:** March 18, 2012, 11:19:05 PM »

Quote from: gutterhead. on March 18, 2012, 04:14:27 AM

girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

This is vauge, but im going to assume you mean "between".

And try anything at least once.

oneshovel · « **Reply #467 on:** March 28, 2012, 03:19:39 PM »

Why do city bus drivers have to wear cargo pants? You'd think 5 pockets is enough for a wallet and pair of driving gloves.

myrrh · « **Reply #468 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »

Does there exist obese horses? If so I want to see it.

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SwiftFootedBird · « **Reply #469 on:** April 01, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »

Quote from: myrrh on February 28, 2012, 01:13:42 PM

Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?

I think its a corpse which/who eats either humans or other corpses. Jim Carrey would probably give a better answer, though.

brycickle · « **Reply #470 on:** April 01, 2012, 04:32:43 PM »

Quote from: oyolar on February 29, 2012, 06:39:38 PM

Quote from: Fruitpunch on February 29, 2012, 06:29:32 PM
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This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)

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Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.

At least there was no claim to being a grammar nerd.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #471 on:** April 02, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »

Is someone going to bring donuts to work tomorrow?

frisco · « **Reply #472 on:** April 02, 2012, 06:07:27 PM »

Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #473 on:** April 02, 2012, 06:19:54 PM »

^I often ponder who the girl in your sig is and how I can meet her and touch her soft parts.

Zurg · « **Reply #474 on:** April 03, 2012, 03:19:29 PM »

Quote from: frisco on April 02, 2012, 06:07:27 PM

Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

i think you can for up to 5 previous years in Canada. do not cite me as your only source though, i could be way off

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #475 on:** April 03, 2012, 03:39:33 PM »

Why do I keep watching The King Of Queens if it never makes me laugh.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #476 on:** April 04, 2012, 04:13:33 PM »

Why does Neil Blender get so little recognition for Alien Workshop? How come they don't bring him back and pay him a decent salary to do graphics? Sneak in a board or 8 a season?

formeitscrazylike · « **Reply #477 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:46:52 PM »

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

A.J.K. · « **Reply #478 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »

Quote from: formeitscrazylike on April 04, 2012, 07:46:52 PM

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

oyolar · « **Reply #479 on:** April 04, 2012, 10:01:32 PM »

Quote from: formeitscrazylike on April 04, 2012, 07:46:52 PM

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

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