Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 719006 times)

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #570 on:** May 22, 2012, 04:10:22 AM »

how much human jerky could you get out of mark rogowski

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #571 on:** May 29, 2012, 03:38:43 PM »

Is this how The Gipper views himself?

chockfullofthat · « **Reply #572 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:52:09 AM »

What's up with those M keys on old calculators? I've never even given them a shot.

escapistfool · « **Reply #573 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:30:59 PM »

My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/

David · « **Reply #574 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »

hookah?

escapistfool · « **Reply #575 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:11:34 PM »

Is it? I'm not too knowledgeable on these things.

oyolar · « **Reply #576 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:19:50 PM »

Yeah, it is.

Citizen on Patron · « **Reply #577 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:21:52 PM »

I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

Archie Bunker · « **Reply #578 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:16:40 AM »

Quote from: Citizen on Patron on May 30, 2012, 08:21:52 PM

I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

i appreciate charmin ultra soft

ice nine · « **Reply #579 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:40:40 AM »

How am I gonna watch the transit of venus with a bushnell telescope?anyone ever made a good sun filter?

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #580 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:51:46 AM »

just how fucked our justice system can be
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/search/jury-reaches-verdict-in-corasanti-case

eranka · « **Reply #581 on:** May 31, 2012, 12:06:00 PM »

Quote from: escapistfool on May 30, 2012, 02:30:59 PM

My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/

hookah for sure
the thing on the top is this charcoal thingy that keeps everything toasty and under the foil theres flavored tobbaco
its pretty popular around this area, tastes like shit though.

brycickle · « **Reply #582 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:21:54 PM »

How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?

A.J.K. · « **Reply #583 on:** May 31, 2012, 04:18:40 PM »

Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM

Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?

I get this too sometimes, although it's usually by the type of people that always need to be talking or making useless/dumb comments on shit. Sorry I don't feel the need to engage in your shitty conversations at all times.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #584 on:** May 31, 2012, 06:09:44 PM »

Quote from: brycickle on May 31, 2012, 02:21:54 PM

How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?

Allow me to offer some guidance. I am from Rockford, so you can take this as fact.
Rockford Peaches, 1943. Although they didn't actually play in that years championship. Movie fictionalized it.

D Day was 1944.

So win championship, join armed services. Become a Captain within 6 months. Save Private Ryan.

Now I'll simply ask you to explain the Tome Hanks movie "Big" to me.

augustmoon · « **Reply #585 on:** May 31, 2012, 06:13:18 PM »

Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM

Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

this is the bane of my existence

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #586 on:** May 31, 2012, 06:30:40 PM »

I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.

Monty Burns · « **Reply #587 on:** June 05, 2012, 03:12:19 AM »

Why do bombs in movies always have a red , green , blue wire to cut ? and why would it mean anything to a EOD guy ? Why wouldnt a EOD guy or our hero check for where the wires go and which ones have current ?

No it has to be the red wire !

Putting steaks on your eye bruises does NOTHING . could lead to infections too

Why do action heros have unlimmited ammo in their gun ? hand guns have like 9-15 and most others have mags of like 30-45 .
and maybe not just dump your gun when ever its out of bullets , guns are expensive ! RELOAD !!!

Why does every department of law hate eachother in movies ? Regular police hates Homecide , everybody hates FBI and ATF and so on.

Why do ppl accept "products" like Britney Spears ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?

Monty Burns · « **Reply #588 on:** June 05, 2012, 04:52:09 AM »

Quote from: clamy on June 05, 2012, 03:17:51 AM

Quote from: Monty Burns on June 05, 2012, 03:12:19 AM
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Why do ppl accept "products"? ? like Britney Spears? ? ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?
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because if it isn't making dollars then it isn't making sense.

Pedro the Lion reference ? <3

ttching! · « **Reply #589 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:14:10 AM »

Quote from: BraveUlysses on May 31, 2012, 06:30:40 PM

I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.

In my experience, you can't really do much cool shit with it. As such, I've always wondered what it would like to be black and able to do cool shit with my hair.

Simon Sandleshit · « **Reply #590 on:** June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM »

Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends. $:-\$

Citizen on Patron · « **Reply #591 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:06:12 PM »

Quote from: Simon Sandleshit on June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM

Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.? $:-\$

You know how the saying goes... "Bros before hoes"

I was pondering why I never knew I have a mild form of Synesthesia untill 20 minutes ago

happenstance · « **Reply #592 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Simon Sandleshit on June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM

Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends. $:-\$

Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Citizen on Patron · « **Reply #593 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:55:16 PM »

Quote from: happenstance on June 05, 2012, 11:43:20 PM

Quote from: Simon Sandleshit on June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM
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Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.? $:-\$
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Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...

landCow · « **Reply #594 on:** June 06, 2012, 12:28:46 AM »

Quote from: augustmoon on May 31, 2012, 06:13:18 PM

Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM
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Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

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this is the bane of my existence

i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.

Citizen on Patron · « **Reply #595 on:** June 06, 2012, 03:13:09 AM »

Quote from: landCow on June 06, 2012, 12:28:46 AM

Quote from: augustmoon on May 31, 2012, 06:13:18 PM
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Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Crass on May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM
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Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

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this is the bane of my existence
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i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.

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-Edit- Also I ponder why people see this as being difficult. Say the color of the ink every word is written in, not the word.

brianwilson · « **Reply #596 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Citizen on Patron on June 05, 2012, 11:55:16 PM

Quote from: happenstance on June 05, 2012, 11:43:20 PM
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Quote from: Simon Sandleshit on June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM
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Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.?? $:-\$
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Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.
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Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...?

That's a great idea! ^ Just bust your ass if you skate infront of her.

Damn, slap is a dating advice site too.

ice nine · « **Reply #597 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:34:54 PM »

Once again, where are all those long lines(2 mins plus, I think I remember?) that ty filmed on the back of a bike?it was all crailtap dudes, but was before fully flared came out I think?

BraveUlysses · « **Reply #598 on:** June 07, 2012, 02:58:18 PM »

Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Monty Burns · « **Reply #599 on:** June 07, 2012, 03:04:55 PM »

Quote from: BraveUlysses on June 07, 2012, 02:58:18 PM

Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ? . I would assume they atleast say their first names .

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