Things You Pondered Today

[SqueezeThePulp]

this girls hair touched my face and it felt good then i realized maybe i should try and get a girlfriend or something.

[ttching!]

How does one survive taking this photo?

[brycickle]

By being Helen Hunt.

[Noble Experiment]

Why does every band that Ian Mackaye even touches have to be so damn good?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

which bathrooms do pre-op transexuals use

[L33Tg33k]

I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

[ROCKxADIO420]

i worked in a call center with a pre-op transexual and he(?) would use the womens restroom. he would also use a very unconvincing feminine voice while on the phones and i think most people thought he was a prank caller and hung up on him. she got fired after a month or so.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

[GeorgeHanson]

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its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

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hahaha spot on

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exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

Umm thats probably why he named himself exciteableboy you stupid cunt.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

[foureyedjim]

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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

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makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

was she drunk or just that bored on the date?

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

what to buy with an amazon gift card

[troy]

do you believe in horoscopes?
http://aninsomniacsdreams.wordpress.com/2014/01/03/pretty-accurate-horoscopes/

[SqueezeThePulp]

im currently unemployed, but ive got savings and all so it's no big deal, plus im a loser and still live at home so i dont have many bills either. I want to get another job though, but im lazy as shit. life hard.

also ive been single for years and im very lonely.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

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so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

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makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

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was she drunk or just that bored on the date?

Both. The music sucked and she drank before at her house, in my car on the way there, and then at the club. I felt so awkward just standing around waiting for her while I'm pretty sure she was diking it out in the ladies room.

[jack burton]

what to buy with an amazon gift card

in the same boat

[paraquat]

Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?

[Rusty_Berrings]

Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?

Elderly folk too... Although they probably have dementia anyways....

[Andrew]

if i've been making smart financial decisions...the verdict is no

[Sgt.Pepper]

If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?

[Rusty_Berrings]

I'm starting to wonder if its my second life and I'm being punished for killing a skateboarder in the previous life.

[shark tits]

if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.

[L33Tg33k]

If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?

I should really just ignore you.

[Rusty_Berrings]

if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.

a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?

[shark tits]

a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?

$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?

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$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.

why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.

[shark tits]

why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.

cause oompa loompas get the job done. charlie was just as guilty as veruca salt and the other kids of sneaking treats but had less personality. i wouldn't have given him the factory. or maybe i would've outta pity but he'd run it into the ground. the psycho tunnel ride was just a ride. spooky but harmless. if we weren't basing our DIY offa harlan county, kentucky i'd maybe consider making it wonka themed.

[sleepypancakes]

Is shark tits Rusty_Bearings dad?

[Rusty_Berrings]

I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?

[shark tits]

I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?

my friend lived in waterville and alls we did was drink but when he moved to augusta we usedta skate the park there and some stuff enroute to the park. it's gone now but it was all green wood/metal. i think it was closer to $5 for 80 lbs today but i bought the ripped bags for half price. charge it to da game, home depot!