Things You Pondered Today

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

All the time

[Rusty_Berrings]

What if Earth has actually been Hell all along but we've all been to oblivious to notice?

[Rusty_Berrings]

Alright here's one for ya- How exactly does crystalline material work in electronics?

[IanBZHD]

I wonder if any high and/or long jump athletes have ever wanted to learn how to ollie, and if they did, if they'd want to switch to skating. Or maybe they wouldn't even be good at skating.

Like how high would Javier Sotomayor be able to ollie:



And how far would Mike Powell's ollie be?

Good thought! I was actually a high-jumper in track for my highschool, despite being only 5'10 amongst a line up of Space Jam size highschoolers. My whole team tied at getting over 6 feet, which was over my actual height, so I feel like I have some spring in my step. But also, I'm an opposite footer. I jump off my left foot, but an regular footed on a skateboard, so popping switch actually feels more comfortable. I don't know how high I can ollie, but 6 maybe 7 boards I can get over on flat primo style stacked or maybe a jersey barrier plus a few inches.

[abudabi]

is debris2 worth watching?

[Dengles]

I'm pondering whether or no I should go buy a Brita filter today, my tap water tastes like ass, but like I also don't feel like going to the store. 

[Rusty_Berrings]

Do they make hellaflush Mobile homes? If so who lives in one?

[Joust Ostrich]

Has anyone ever seen a David Loy board out in the wild?

[Rusty_Berrings]

What's Limbo like? Is there a hell/limbo combination? can a black man "turn as white as a ghost"? (other than Michael Jackson of course, we've already seen it's possible) how am I supposed to believe in Jesus if I don't actually know him? He only spoke Hebrew correct? How much meth would a meth man smoke if a meth man could smoke meth? does boofing heroin actually work?

[shark tits]

i boofed a morphine once and it didn't work. i didn't take the coating off first cause my girl got scared 'you're gonna take 100 mgs to the ass? might kill ya!' nevermind i'd shoot 100 mgs on the reggie nobles and it never turned my redman into blue man group.
so prolly the answer is yes and don't listen to your bimbo old lady.

[Rusty_Berrings]

i boofed a morphine once and it didn't work. i didn't take the coating off first cause my girl got scared 'you're gonna take 100 mgs to the ass? might kill ya!' nevermind i'd shoot 100 mgs on the reggie nobles and it never turned my redman into blue man group.
so prolly the answer is yes and don't listen to your bimbo old lady.

oh yeah i'm sure u probably gotta put it in a fucking syringe. i tried pills up my ass b4 too with no luck. some guy told me had one of those fucking fentanyl patches with the gel in it and he shoved it up his ass at work and got fired for being too fucked up though so I'm sure it kinda works now that you mention it. i don't know.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I got fired for that too. It didn't work but they weren't happy with me shoving things up my ass at the register

[Rusty_Berrings]

I got fired for that too. It didn't work but they weren't happy with me shoving things up my ass at the register

oh yeah. probably should've gone into the bathroom.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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I wonder if any high and/or long jump athletes have ever wanted to learn how to ollie, and if they did, if they'd want to switch to skating. Or maybe they wouldn't even be good at skating.

Like how high would Javier Sotomayor be able to ollie:



And how far would Mike Powell's ollie be?

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Good thought! I was actually a high-jumper in track for my highschool, despite being only 5'10 amongst a line up of Space Jam size highschoolers. My whole team tied at getting over 6 feet, which was over my actual height, so I feel like I have some spring in my step. But also, I'm an opposite footer. I jump off my left foot, but an regular footed on a skateboard, so popping switch actually feels more comfortable. I don't know how high I can ollie, but 6 maybe 7 boards I can get over on flat primo style stacked or maybe a jersey barrier plus a few inches.

Sorry, I just saw this reply now. That's crazy, I never even considered what foot I naturally jump off.  My switch pop isn't as high but I thought that was due to less practice.  Awesome that you were on the high jump team as well, that explains the mega pop. I definitely can't ollie that high, I was never in high jump but I got bronze in a grade 8 long jump competition, probably part of the reason why I loved Jeremy Wray's water tower ollie so much haha.

[Dirtymac]

I always wondered what(if anything) a person born blind see's in their dreams. I assume a blind person who could once see can still see in their dreams.........also how come we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

[Rusty_Berrings]

I always wondered what(if anything) a person born blind see's in their dreams. I assume a blind person who could once see can still see in their dreams.........also how come we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

I'm assuming they don't have visual dreams unless they weren't born blind.

Would I be able to get a blowjob from a little grey alien or would it have sharp teeth and bite my dick off?

Illuminazi
Karma Comedian

[shark tits]

pondering how some people can be going bald and not crew cut it but just keep a skeleton of their old 'cool guy' hairstyle and still be 'cool guy' like steve olson does. alex is a bit prettier so i don't know if he'll bald as gracefully. he might look like that shitbird from the new radicals who talks people out of suicide by reminding them they've got the [shitty] music in them.

[Dengles]

pondering how some people can be going bald and not crew cut it but just keep a skeleton of their old 'cool guy' hairstyle and still be 'cool guy' like steve olson does. alex is a bit prettier so i don't know if he'll bald as gracefully. he might look like that shitbird from the new radicals who talks people out of suicide by reminding them they've got the [shitty] music in them.

MY dad has mastered this hair style, it requires a good barber.  He used to have it all long and cool guy-y like Steve, but now he has it shorter and still a skeleton I guess he doesn't seem very bald.  Ragane or Rogain however it's spelled is involved too. 

[abudabi]

is janowski stefan janoski's real name? kinda like wade des'ormeaux?

[Molte]

Why do I think so much about sex these days? As everybody else, ever since I found out what the penis is made for besides taking a piss, it's been on my mind. But these days, it's just ridicules. Every hot chick I see on the bus or on the train, I feel like jamming my cock up her baby maker..

[L33Tg33k]

Why do I think so much about sex these days? As everybody else, ever since I found out what the penis is made for besides taking a piss, it's been on my mind. But these days, it's just ridicules. Every hot chick I see on the bus or on the train, I feel like jamming my cock up her baby maker..

Oh god, I hate it, I hate it. The thoughts and urges won't go the fuck away. Even when I was taking medication and erections were hard to get and harder to maintain, the urges never went away. I desperately want them to but I don't think they ever will.

[Senrud]

What if they made an ear wax candle, only, like, for your butt.

[ill_Murray]

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Why do I think so much about sex these days? As everybody else, ever since I found out what the penis is made for besides taking a piss, it's been on my mind. But these days, it's just ridicules. Every hot chick I see on the bus or on the train, I feel like jamming my cock up her baby maker..

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Oh god, I hate it, I hate it. The thoughts and urges won't go the fuck away. Even when I was taking medication and erections were hard to get and harder to maintain, the urges never went away. I desperately want them to but I don't think they ever will.

I find myself sitting in the same boat.  It's almost to the point of being unhealthy, like 50-60% of my day is devoted to getting my next orgasm. 

[abudabi]

louis ck has a pretty funny bit about that in his live at the beacon theatre show.

i get really annoyed by hot girls who look overly confident.
yes, you are living torture, congratulations you smug fuck. haha.

[ill_Murray]

louis ck has a pretty funny bit about that in his live at the beacon theatre show.

i get really annoyed by hot girls who look overly confident.
yes, you are living torture, congratulations you smug fuck. haha.

Calm down there Elliot Rodger. 

[Rusty_Berrings]

louis ck has a pretty funny bit about that in his live at the beacon theatre show.

i get really annoyed by hot girls who look overly confident.
yes, you are living torture, congratulations you smug fuck. haha.

huh

[abudabi]

that did sound worse than i meant it to.
i mean if youre walking alone, the girl's also walking alone and she gives you that cocky raised eyebrow look.
thats never happened to you guys?

edit: but yeah lacking the context of what i actually meant, that made me sound like im annoyed with confident/happy women just going about their day, which is not true

[Rusty_Berrings]

that did sound worse than i meant it to.
i mean if youre walking alone, the girl's also walking alone and she gives you that cocky raised eyebrow look.
thats never happened to you guys?

Women, they don't like me.

(I looked for whatever 80's movie that's from to post a picture but I couldn't find it)

[Senrud]

Has anyone heard a good explanation for why to keep the confederate flag around?

[Rusty_Berrings]

^If the answer "There's some stars and a big X on it" counts then I don't want to know you.

How does woodchuck meat taste? Someone I know shot one but burned it on the grill. Don't know if he kept the fur but I'd gladly make into a hat or atleast like a collar for a nice jacket or some shit.